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Shy Around Gurls And Ninteen Sixty Four
Well, you know me?
I've always been shy around Gurls
I didn't tell my Mom
Until I was forty-four
The last one I had (no not my Mom)
Was in nineteen sixty-four
It was a blind date
I wore more aftershave
On than a department store
Like always I was late
She was so sweet and kind
And I had to guide,her and her dog
Across the road
Because she was blind
(poor Gurl )
Since I was a young Lad
Gurls were a mystery
I knew they were different but I didn't know why?
I still don't even know today
Left to me we'd be extinct and have no history
They don't ever exactly knock on my door
Even In nineteen Sixty Four
But I love Gurls and Women
Only trouble is
I can't Lasoo one
They run too fast
And they are soon gone!
And it's not my fault I have bad breath
And stutter stutter stutter
Come out all you Ladies
Where ever you maybe
It's your chance
To save the world and humanity.
Copyright ©
Peter Dome
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