The Hockey Player
If I believed in re-incarnation,
my dream would be to return
on the gleaming ice!
Watching the great Zamboni with
I love the idea of removing gloves!
And going at it fist to fist!
I'd be in the penalty box quite often.
For my team I would do anything!
and not for a second soften!
Our goal? Lord Stanley, of course
And pretty girls...quite often!
Pass the Molson, eh?
Yes, a hockey player, that's me!