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Obama Told His Mama

Obama Had Told His Mama

became a trauma
obama told his mama
we shot osama

Had Been Super Duper Blooper

Started out super
turned out to be big duper
becoming blooper

Am dissatisfied
downhill they did seem to slide
dislike those who lied

always new for sure
looked like a lousey looser
and a big boozer

what we suggested
after all food digested
finished and rested

disaster on brink
much more coffee we should drink
then will start to think

had been in limbo
was a weird looking bimbo
who we want to go
filled up cup to brim
what we did was on a whim
will work out in gym

Robert Frost, Ogden Nash and
Will Rogers are my favorites.

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