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LET IT FLOAT BY AND NEVER ASK WHY

A woman’s logic bulges flat
Corresponds to this ‘n’ that 
Something sliding 
Something loose
Something impenetrable 
Like a nun’s vest
A hornet’s nest 
The heart of a Pope
A fraction of grope
Excruciating shoes
And tiny bras for nothing much more than pimples ;

Stephen Hawking failed this test
Spent a year on it
Used a van load of chalk
Came up with :  in isn’t in unless in is in and she’s in the mood !

A little bit  ‘in’  isn’t in 
Partway  ‘in’  isn’t in
Halfway  ‘in’  isn’t in

Only all the way  ‘in’  is in
And that’s if she’s in the mood ;
Anything else 
Forget it

Read the paper 
Go down the pub
Make a sandwich 
Sit on the loo for an hour or two 
Whatever you do 
                             say nothing !

Copyright © KEITH DODRILL

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