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Hornograph

Told y'all before my strongest suit
ain't math
but pay attention class
I'm gonna show ya how it works
with this here pie graph

When silly met smutty
things got real putty
We're gonna climb into the shadows
get all curly outa proximity 
of the stretched out toes

I go-'round the horn
I go-'round the horn 
we go 'round the horn 
Forego shower er bath
Make yer move
stick the needle in the groove 
On the ol' hornograph

Y'all mighta heard before
even The Lamb has wrath
but it ain't over hush hush
er check out that cute lil' tush 
ooo how it'll wiggle  
er an in the know giggle
er even in a coarse raucous laugh

Outa prying eyes of the enemy
We'll be lingually dancin' 'round
the areolas of the mammary
Then in short order
she'll kick up her heels
fer a lil' trip south of the border

I go-'round the horn 
I go-'round the horn 
Countin' pops no expert at math
we go 'round the horn
Make yer move 
Stick the needle in the groove 
On the ol' hornograph 

There's no measuring cups on the stove
They's just eyeballin' the sizes 
N' there's no prizes doled out
for this ol' nooky 
But hopefully yer partner'll
git her cookies

Needless to say we're well on our way
to gittin' lucky
n' I'm thinkin' it'll be no troub
sinkin' in yer warm tub
my lil' rubber ducky

I go-'round the horn 
I go-'round the horn 
we go 'round the horn
Serious stuff though may still laugh
Make yer best move
Stick the needle in the groove 
On the ol' hornograph.
5-5-2019 Duncan R.M. Ferguson
 






Copyright © Duncan R. M. Ferguson

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