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Everyone Knows It’s Wendy’s

Who serves up burgers in pie squares 
calling them different I’d beware?           
Who makes the golden arches look rusty
stealing the crown from ol’ Burger King?
Who dulls Taco Bell’s ring?
Everyone knows it’s Wendy’s                                                                         

Who’s gives away a Dave’s single for free
and now accepts EBT?
Who’s never had to ask where’s the beef?
The double double’s all the proof you need
Who’s got real smile appeal?
Everyone knows it’s Wendy’s

And Wendy’s has golden fries              
Treats that will make you sigh
And Wendy’s has chili as well  
a baked potato h-o-t as hell
It’s the best    

Above the rest
Above the rest

Who’s freckled face on their slogan
red pigtails and old-fashioned ribbon?
Who’s waay better than other fast food
more than finger licking good?
Who’s thoughts of McD’s  fades
Who’s dreaming of quirky braids?
Everyone knows it’s Wendy’s

And Wendy’s is never frozen
It’s all made to order 
made to order
Yeah made to order                    

And Wendy’s has fizzy soft drinks           
And Wendy’s has every flavor
me thinks

Above the rest
Above the rest

Flute soloing
Drums soloing

Who’s sipping on a strawberry frosty
sing-i-n-g her favorite song?
Who’s flipping out about her new striped dress
all while she’s skipping along?
Who’s Dave’s daughter a-n-y-w-a-y?
Everyone knows it’s Wendy’s

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