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Best Valentines Day Ever

He brought me chocolate candy.
I am allergic to chocolate.
He brought me roses.

I despise cut flowers.
Because they die 
After they are cut

He told me I knew you’d love this.
Whipping out a T-shirt I would never wear.
He must have me mixed up with my grandmother.

He professed his love for me.
I began laughing maniacally
Knowing he thought he was talking to my identical twin.

I sent him away.
Irritated and unfulfilled.
It was my best Valentine’s Day.



Copyright © Caren Krutsinger

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