For safety's sake.
I have decided to speak in letters only.
'Morning, S (sweetness)
C I M Y A C D?
(can I make you a coffee, darling?)
Is that, 'you wonderful man , would you like sex?'
' you wasteful Muppet. Wine yields little sympathy!'
Oh dear, have I been naughty?
Oh, 'I love you so much?'
No: ' Idiotic, ludicrous. You stupid man!'
Thank you darling.
I bet you a pound to a penny I make love to you later
'you cocky bastard!'
Frivolity beats nasty.....always.
Well, here's hoping. Fingers crossed.
All together now:
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
How it got there I can't tell
But now it's there it hurts like hell
And what's more it radically affects my sense of smell.
The Ferret Song: Monty Python.
Don't worry, all will be deleted later.