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Sunday-morning Problems

For safety's sake.
 I have decided to speak in letters only.
'Morning, S (sweetness)
C I M Y A C D?
(can I make you a coffee, darling?)

Answer: YWMWYLS

Ooo?
Is that, 'you wonderful man , would you like sex?'

No! It's:
' you wasteful Muppet. Wine yields little sympathy!'

OD,HIBN?
Oh dear, have I been naughty?

Answer:
ILYSM

Oh, 'I love you so much?'

No:  ' Idiotic, ludicrous. You stupid man!'

TY D
Thank you darling.

IBYAPTAP IMLTYL
I bet you a pound to a penny I make love to you later

Answer:
YCB!
'you cocky bastard!'

Conclusion:
FBNA
Frivolity beats nasty.....always.

WHHFC
Well, here's hoping. Fingers crossed.

All together now:
IGAFSUMN
HIGTICT
BNITIHLH
AWIMRAMSOS

I've got a ferret sticking  up my nose
How it got there I can't tell
But now it's there it hurts like hell
And what's more it radically affects my sense of smell.

TFS.  MP
The Ferret Song: Monty Python.

DWAWBDL
Don't worry, all will be deleted later.




Copyright © Jonathan French

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