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Sunday-morning Problems
For safety's sake.
I have decided to speak in letters only.
'Morning, S (sweetness)
C I M Y A C D?
(can I make you a coffee, darling?)
Answer: YWMWYLS
Ooo?
Is that, 'you wonderful man , would you like sex?'
No! It's:
' you wasteful Muppet. Wine yields little sympathy!'
OD,HIBN?
Oh dear, have I been naughty?
Answer:
ILYSM
Oh, 'I love you so much?'
No: ' Idiotic, ludicrous. You stupid man!'
TY D
Thank you darling.
IBYAPTAP IMLTYL
I bet you a pound to a penny I make love to you later
Answer:
YCB!
'you cocky bastard!'
Conclusion:
FBNA
Frivolity beats nasty.....always.
WHHFC
Well, here's hoping. Fingers crossed.
All together now:
IGAFSUMN
HIGTICT
BNITIHLH
AWIMRAMSOS
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
How it got there I can't tell
But now it's there it hurts like hell
And what's more it radically affects my sense of smell.
TFS. MP
The Ferret Song: Monty Python.
DWAWBDL
Don't worry, all will be deleted later.
Copyright ©
Jonathan French
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