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We shall be speaking Physics by the end of today
This is a problem growing in direct proportion
To the papers that we face very soon
In everyone’s speech a pronounced distortion
And half the class sleepwalking at noon
I’m here chiefly to bring to your attention
You may soon not understand us
Because I for one, others by extension
Shall be speaking nothing but Physics because
James is moving about too excited
Gerald just got so good at deduction
For the first time Andrew correctly recited
The laws of Motion, Waves and Induction
Ade seems to be wholly attracted
To Google, ChatGPT, Bard and YouTube
And we can no more get Chibuike distracted
With pics of a diva exposing her b**b
It’s hard to relate, with any of your mate
Tomorrow the Rev. will be so delighted
BGS completes old subjects one by one
Thinking at last he’s covered it all
But the next minute he sees a new ton
Resulting from but a two-minute call
Everyone speaks with uncertainty
Praying that they will be understood
The gravity is of such intensity
That Daniel just forgot how to be rude
Please do stay woke, this is not a joke
Making light of matters has never been fun
Oh, I remember things we used to say
Now everyone takes a holy stance
“Death, dishonor, football and decay”
Has never met a greater resistance
Like particles we all just follow the current
As if we’re afraid to give out the heat
Things we loved has become abhorrent
Hour by hour the cycles repeat
You won’t forget it, even if you don’t get it
We’ll be speaking Physics by the end of the day!
Copyright ©
Afam Ugwuanyi
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