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Sweaty Rude Bits

In this humid summer air 
I don't wear my underwear 
my bollocks get all sweaty, 
for that I do not care.

It's not amusing they sweat profusely
along with the crack and sweaty pubes
whilst women have their sweaty boobies
seems we all have sweaty rude bits.

So if you girls want to air out your tits
us men will too our balls and dick,
an idea from which we all benefit....
go on, get out your luverly nips.

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