Fools In Cars
If you wanted me to mention
What would be my nomination
For the very worst invention,
I'd say that abomination,
That curse that is otherwise known,
Not as the devil in disguise,
But (tamely) as a "mobile phone,"
Getting ever smaller in size:
Those fools who use them when they drive,
I honestly could not care less
Whether or not they stay alive -
That I'm quite happy to confess,
For I would rather save my breath,
Than go an talk myself to death.