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Plagiarism

There's no need to worry, who wants to steal your work?
You think that under every stone, some thieves may lurk;
I wish they would - they may have more success than me,
perhaps they might get the credit for decent mystery.

Someone said they changed websites because of abuse,
don't say everything's wonderful, be smart, hang loose;
one guy called me a 'f------ twat,' just be a mouse,
what would you expect from someone like a scouse.

I won a competition, someone liked me after all,
but then how could you resist something so magical;
my wife also writes, with perception, iron with feeling,
a good team - she does the ironing and I do the stealing.

Check your bank account - the scammers might clear you out,
before you start wondering what all this security's about.

Copyright © Terry Reeves

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