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Equal Rights For the Polite

Pardon me, sir
    No, you go first
  You have right of way
    I defer to you. Go ahead

  No, really. I'm in no hurry
    Neither am I
  Well, then. I'll just wait for you
    And I for you ...

  Now this is getting a bit silly. Please, it's your right of way
    Oh? I'm not sure that I really have right of way. Plus I like it here
  Gosh, I'm going to ask this gendarme here to help us 
    No, no. NO need for that! He's got better things to attend to

  Mr. McConnell? Is that you? Imagine! I didn't recognize you in the sunlight
    Uh, yes, yes. It's me, alright, uh, er, Mr... Mr...
  Schumer. Mr. Charles Schumer. But you can just call me 'Chuck'  
    O yes. Sure. I know you now. So, please go ahead, Chuck. Time's a-wasting 

  Mr. McConnell, now that I'm sure it's really y--
    O, Officer! Mr. Policeman! May I have a word with y--

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