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We Used To Like Yoda Now We Like Golf

We used to like Yoda 
we used to like Gandalf
we used to like The Power Rangers 
but now we just like Golf

remember days with Pog cards
they were flipping bad 
mornings with your rock hard 
and now we're going mad 

Back when we were young
all was an unknown 
soon we will be done
where did the time go 

Puberty's a crisis
midlife is a crisis 
wondering if Christ is
and if so why is ISIS

After good comes
a mental stain
flaccid wood flung 
florescent stain  

We used to dream and wonder
now we sleep and slumber 
the old just seem to wonder, 
life to six foot under

we used to like Gandalf 
now we like Golf 
we used to like Yoda 
soon it's all over

Copyright © Nick Trim

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