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Thanksgiving Giblets

Last Thanksgiving Day, I was berated By my mother-in-law, I am hated "You left giblets inside!" She screamed. I could've died My turkey dinner was doomed; ill-fated I wanted to clobber her with a spoon While she went on mocking me like a loon My husband shut her down Her smirk became a frown When he called her a dried-up wrinkled prune

Copyright © Lin Lane

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