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An Ode To Brussel Sprouts

This is quite a bit overdue my friends It's an ode to brussel sprouts Those delicious spherical bundles of joy Not too popular hereabouts Poor wee fellows just want to be loved Along with all the other veggies They've long had a real image problem About as popular as a wedgie Thinking of starting a worldwide petition Anybody wishing to join Send a hundred dollars to me, Jester Jack You'll receive a commemorate coin Along with the coin you'll receive a bushel Of these oh so luscious little critters As a bonus for ordering before December An autographed picture of John Ritter Hey, it rhymes doesn't it !!!

Copyright © Jack Ellison

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