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Best Takeoffs Poems

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Premium Member Flying Dutchman
There once was a pilot from London
Who at takeoffs ate a big onion.
Whenever he'd speak
The flight crews would freak,
So now he just drinks a tall...

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Categories: takeoffs, anxiety, england, flying, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick