Best Nonsense Poems
Below are the all-time best Nonsense poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of nonsense poems written by PoetrySoup members
Trim Trimmer Chicken Dinner Winner
freedom, fun, nonsense, poems,
I don’t know tic tac toe
so I rhyme this with flow,
showing Nick Nac knows
how to serve the perfect dose.
Measuring the rhymes
like I’m pleasuring the...
Twas a fine October morning,
one September, last July!
The moon lay thick upon the ground,
the mud shone in the sky!
The flowers sang so sweetly,
the birds were...
A Bedtime Story
bird, children, nonsense, nursery
Once, a long ways away, and a long time ago
Lived a wee little man with his silly pet crow;
And once every day, as the sun...
nonsense, absence, abuse, confusion, faith,
Wondrous of many blessings.
Smiling never a frown.
My prayers, Lord, are suddenly being ignored.
I've taken a tumble...
A Fine Flavor between lines
food, funny, humorous, nonsense,
Is it Love
a simple bowl of ice cream
sweating from the heat
cherries on the top
huddled 'round and looking sweet
two little wooden paddles
pretend that they are spoons
'Pardon me, could you pass the Grey Poupon'
nonsense, allegory, fantasy, hero, humorous,
Winds caressing fringes of
her deep chocolate tresses
as tree nymphs nimbly hid
midst fallen maple leaves
- Ass In Hole -
blue, humor, nonsense, pain,
This is the donkey; Alice
change, conflict, nonsense,
Feeling the desolation, of smothering air
Hemmed in by crowds; the obliqueness of fear
Throng of the city and no sight of the sun
Incessant noise and the...
Me Myself And I
nonsense, analogy, appreciation, character, destiny,
Me myself and I
were talking to myselve's
when we asked us a question
and they were not themselves.
They themselves and them
now questioning themselves
said we were not like...
It Reads Like A Rap
nonsense, hip hop, humor, humorous,
Your rhyme reads like a rap they say,
a rap I say,
a rap they say,
perhaps but rap is rhyme you see,
it's rhyme really,
it's rhyme you see,
To Stupid To Care
I've dropped my pen, calamity,
I write too much profanity,
it makes people act angrily,
yet I walk around quite happily.
I'm aware I speak like I don't care,
In the mirror who did I see?
I saw my reflection staring back at me.
rain-clouds hide the sun - -
vicars splash the pope and run
on to kiss a nun
written 16th September for Nina's Mischief contest
4 30 AM When Sheep Leap And Lay In A Heap
It's 4:30am and I can't sleep,
the sheep leap and lay in a heap,
told me they're tired and got shut eye,
even my own mind has shunned...
imagination, nature, nonsense, ocean,
I am a sea shell
exotic and rare
I once was a home
for a creature so tiny
who hid in my depths
protecting her hiney
For she was...
nonsense, bird, dark, deep, inspiration,
For I am the representation of the unknown.
I whence at the thought of human touch and flee at first glance.
I fly away in solitude and...
children, math, nonsense,
I “met a four”
when I was three
and oh the things
it did to me
and fingers counting
When the four
brought in a five
all my counting fingers
nonsense, absence, confusion, dark, deep,
By morning wake
When the light in my face
I'm reminded of your disgrace!
How can I do this to myself?
Just doesn't add up
funny, math, nonsense,
Pythagoras once fell off a ladder
And landed on a venomous adder
This adder couldn't add
Calculus made it sad
Algebra and theorems made it madder....
Concerning Math and How To Say It
nonsense, america, education, england, fun,
The British call it maths,
but the Americans ditch the s
causing much international scorn.
But for our sake, p'raps it'd be best
to keep subjects
only halfway grasped
nonsense, adventure, boat, crazy, creation,
Run, run, run as fast as you can...
I'm still gonna get you, my little green man...
I grabbed on to the gold buckle on...
SATAN OSCILLATE MY METALLIC SONATAS
humorous, nonsense, onomatopoeia, parody,
*****To the naked EYE, this poem may seem like gibberish,
but I assure you it is loaded with 24 palindromes,
3 palindrome phrases, 1 hidden palindrome phrase,
funny, humorous, nonsense,
I have a fat and furry friend
All pink and spotty black.
I grew him from some Camembert-
The smelly little Rat!
He is my very Mouse-Pig
For that’s his...
I Have a Love Affair With Parenthesis
addiction, funny, nonsense, simple,
(don't tell anyone)...
A tired young man with no sleep
Heard it would help to count sheep
Made his way up to ten
But got scared by a hen
And the big...