Best Rude Poems
Below are the all-time best Rude poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of rude poems written by PoetrySoup members
food, funny, humorous, rude,
I was at my favourite restaurant and I'd had a lovely meal,
if I finished all my food then a pudding was the deal
I’d relished every...
rude, abuse, betrayal, confusion, how
I once knew a gentle poet boy
Pretending to be the real McCoy
He lost two in a row
It Reads Like A Rap
rude, hip hop, humor, humorous,
Your rhyme reads like a rap they say,
a rap I say,
a rap they say,
perhaps but rap is rhyme you see,
it's rhyme really,
it's rhyme you see,
The Workplace Wee
rude, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
If someone at work saw my Mary,
I’d resign just as quick as can be,
But men have to face this fear squarely,
When they go for a...
In A Perfect World
rude, animal, betrayal, children, life,
An idyllic Saturday evening scene-
on our street, little kids play
‘touch and go’. Excited shrieks
and laughter warm the chilled February air,
pavement alive with little...
The Tale of the Dirty Dick
rude, body, caregiving, crazy, funny,
Girls, if you ever find a man of great persistence
Listen to your ******, and say NO! with adequate resistance
You see chicks, when a dude gets...
Crossed Me At The Borderline, Just In Time
rude, anti bullying, assonance, baby,
-------------------------------------- ~*note: done in fun and aimed at no one~
try and seed my name you'll concede to shame
no use in calling names to...
This is Wrong, BUT
Rude people who think only of themselves -
I would like to sit atop mantle shelves
Yes, I know that is wrong
but it's where they belong
rude, adventure, allusion, anger, art,
Your love is real
the love you feel.
Your love is great
the love you make.
Your records are on fire
its your desire.
Take me out tonight
rude, girl, hair, i miss
Home is where the radio is
Paradise is where I am
I miss his cigarettes...His mess
He said "I am smoking the last one"
I'm going to make him...
rude, betrayal, emotions, feelings, hurt,
This spirit is modern society’s cancer
Replete with rank, flashy vulgarities
Pervading our social fabric and soul
Unbridled, unbowed, unapologetic;
It can be a curse to mankind itself
rude, character, introspection, philosophy, poetry,
storm waves amassed
if only I had waited
for the waves to pass
my poetry could have floated
gently to shore
emotions, longing, rude,
Trim Shady Come Out And Playyyy
rude, computer, dedication, england, hip
Challenge To Trim Shady Lets Flow
I'll murk you Trim Shady in slowmo
for talking crazy in my dojo
shouldn't have come solo
to try to best this...
rude, anger, conflict, dark, pride,
recklessness attacks ego
fury attacks soul
adrenaline attacks viscera
middle digit attacks upward
foot attacks accelerator
vehicle attacks vehicle
hand attacks pistol
lead attacks flesh
remorse attacks fury
gavel attacks sound block
inmate attacks inmate
You Cant Handle This Slam
Baby girl let me explain sultry charms
See men fall into my arms
Come to my place look in, have a peak
If I wanted, me and your...
More Sad Truth: Of Pigs and Pearls
This was written with regard to Jan's poem about the sad truth she discovered yesterday. An attitude adjustment is desperately needed for anyone who...
You think you can rhyme, a slam poem
Hey you think that you can rhyme
Think again as it is useless many times
Sometime it s forced or ending with ing
But the real message...
Unhappy Tommy Macguigan
Unhappy Tommy Macguigan
He wasn't blessed with a big'un
'Twas rather a shrimp
And usually limp,
Poor little thing, best kept hidden.
bullying, hate, loneliness, rude,
Looking down at the ground
Feeling like I’m bound
By all the people around
Wondering what I did wrong
To feel like I don’t belong
Trying just to get along
Cauliflower Makes Me Poo
rude, food, fun, funny, giggle,
Cauliflower makes me poo,
It does! It does! I’m telling you!
These cute florets, they all beget
Poogeddon in an hour or two.
I thought “oh great! I’ll lose...
If You Could Bottle it, it Would Sell - Bawdy Limerick
funny, humorous, passion, rude,
Mei-Ling was known to kiss and tell
Got worse when she wed Me Hung Well
With the power of thought
abuse, grief, internet, rude,
Beware of weirdos lurking the internet
Let them in your life at your own risk
It’s the playground of psychopaths
Wolves in sheep’s clothing
And social outcasts
Heed my words
All Women Over Forty Are Dried Up
rude, age, bullying, conflict, hello,
Absurd situations amuse me; they get written into poems.
Foolish generalizations about groups of people infuriate me;
they also get written into poems.
All Irish, all whites,...
Piece of Mind
body, character, hurt, rude,
Mouth opens harshly
rotting inner core.
Submitted for Magicicada 13 Body and Mind Poetry Contest sponsored by Maureen McGreavy...