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Best Rude Poems

Below are the all-time best Rude poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of rude poems written by PoetrySoup members

Rude, Drunken Pen
Bloody rude drunken pen has enjoyed a nib of ink or two, reminiscing on a few 
Bad and ugly times, we both admit at times...

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Categories: rude, imagination, me,
Form: Free verse

Crimson Moon
O beguiling crimson Moon
Fiercely blazing for want of thee;
Descending beneath faltering clouds;
Leering wantonly;
And She:
Her coy distractions and brazen
Laid bare and stripped rude...
Like the naked...

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Categories: rude, moon,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Just Desserts
I was at my favourite restaurant and I'd had a lovely meal,
if I finished all my food then a pudding was the deal
I’d relished every...

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Categories: food, funny, humorous, rude,
Form: Rhyme
Remarks of a Prig
I'm hearing rumors that are easy to believe
but none of them give me reason to grieve
You've been telling people their poetry sucks
Words from your mouth...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: rude, dedication,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Color of Silence
If you could paint a picture of silence
What color would it be?

Would you use the brush of fog to hush all sound 
A shade of...

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Categories: rude, imagination, morning, sound,
Form: Free verse

Premium Member The Veil I Wear
A fire blazes behind the veil 
This veil I wear
is not made of cloth
for no fabric could withstand
the incendiary passion
I command

It's self-imposed
not forced
no man's hand

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Categories: rude, analogy, identity,
Form: Dramatic monologue
Premium Member The Contest
(The Contest)

I once knew a gentle poet boy
Pretending to be the real McCoy
   He lost two in a row
   This is...

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© SKAT A   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: rude, abuse, betrayal, confusion, how i feel,
Form: Limerick
101  POETS

I want to thank 101 poets, when words have no limit.
All 101 spots full of flowing imagery and spirit.
Nathan Dilts my #1~writing for...

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Categories: rude, celebration, community, dedication, friend, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Precious Friendship
Lovingly Dedicated to My Closest Friend, My Mother

My loving friend can caress cares away.
With simple gestures meant to pleasure sway,
She turns my smile upright and...

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Categories: rude, friendship,
Form: Rhyme
Of Road Rage and the Poetrysoup Profanity Policy
As Joe was biking down the side of the road
He ran across a chap with a dearth of driving skills.  
Or more accurately, the...

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Categories: rude, anger, conflict, culture, funny, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Thoughts of 'The Poet'
Day after day I sit, poised deep in thought and contemplation
while tourists stop and stare at me with eyes of admiration
Sometimes they seem hypnotized, looking...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: rude, art, imagination,
Form: Personification
Guess Who's Back, Offence And Pain Aint Two Of The Same
Who'd have thought words make them react like this,
failing to see my wit, just the unattractiveness.
An eye for crudeness that'll overpower the humorous.
I'm sure within...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: rude, slam, words,
Form: Rhyme
My bestie blind dated big Humpty
His hairstyle resembled Don Trumpty
He was constantly rude
Foul mouthed and so crude
No wonder she soon ditched the numpty!


Your bestie's blind...

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Categories: rude, best friend, humorous, relationship,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member This is not a limerick, it's a Nick Trimerick
This is not a limerick
It’s a Nick Trimerick
I’ve purloined the boy’s style for a while
To say thanks for the smiles
And cuz it’s fun to shoot...

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Categories: rude, friend, fun, funny, humor, humorous, poets,
Form: Rhyme
Solo Days Memories

Rain soaked and blood stained 
I tried to refrain but your eyes 
kept calling me back to reality

Tired from traveling without my soul 
I searched...

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Categories: rude, introspection,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Bite Me
There across the movie screen,
treats were dancing and
telling us to find them at
the concession stand.

Yes, I knew I should not go.
I‘d just eaten lunch.
At the...

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Categories: rude, food,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Mama Dog's Gratitude
Oh, fireman, by your saving grace,
my babies remain now with me,
so I give kisses thankfully
all over your sweet dearest face.

And please do not think that...

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Categories: rude, animals, love
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
July 29, 1890

Colored daubs and swatches
crave artist’s practiced hand.
Justice, nearly blind, yet watches—
unwrought art upon a stand.

Regard the brushes in a row—
the palettes and the...

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Categories: rude, betrayal, corruption, evil, vanity,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Beautiful Lies
Stark truth can be unkind and hard to hear,
Not always the best choice for someone dear.
A child who is not blessed with pulchritude,
Need not be...

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Categories: rude, beauty, may, truth,
Form: Sonnet
The Trials of Meretrix Canto I
When your befuddled mind
Forsakes upon the ragged edge
Of swirling darkness;
Where eternal night awaits
To sate upon purest innocence
Besides an open grave!
When the gravity of your perils

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Categories: rude, philosophy,
Form: Rhyme
My shoes
I have this thing called ADHD
The H isn’t silent, I’ll help you to see
Ever since I was small, it’s lived inside me
It effects who I...

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Categories: rude, psychological,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Appear My Queen At The Pier
As the life of the day nears its last breath,
With a glow of crimson, forewarning its death,
Upon its cresting, the reflection, daunting,
The sea sets free...

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Categories: rude, beauty, desire, dream, fantasy, inspiration, love,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Workplace Wee
If someone at work saw my Mary,
I’d resign just as quick as can be,
But men have to face this fear squarely,
When they go for a...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous, rude, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Inspired by Joseph Mays limerick contest.
(not for contest )

A mischievous chef known as McMurray 
For a joke put Epsom salts in the curry
The toilet door...

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Categories: rude, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Sonnet to Sorrow O'er Sin for a Season and Young Love Lost
When I look on my life that's now half-spent,
I sigh the loss of youth that's forever past,
wishing myself better Fortune's consent,
love, friends and wealth with...

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Categories: rude, life, loneliness, longing, loss, love, time,
Form: Sonnet