Best Rude Poems
Below are the all-time best Rude poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of rude poems written by PoetrySoup members
Just DessertsI was at my favorite restaurant and I'd had a lovely meal,
if I finished all my food then a pudding was the deal
I’d relished every...
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Categories:
food, funny, humorous, rude,
Form:
Rhyme
The Contest(The Contest)
I once knew a gentle poet boy
Pretending to be the real McCoy
He lost two in a row
This is...
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Categories:
rude, abuse, betrayal, confusion, how
Form:
Limerick
The Bosses Sonyou may try to make us feel inferior
strutting around with head held high and mighty
i wonder
is it for our sake
or just to cover up thy...
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Categories:
rude, sad,
Form:
Suzette Prime
THE SCENT OF KINDNESS
heave bursts from lips can both injure or heal
harsh words strike deep the bayonet’s metal
while kind words stroke soft as a rose petal
floral scent~ gardener’s...
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Categories:
heart, rude, spoken word,
Form:
Verse
In A Perfect WorldAn idyllic Saturday evening scene-
on our street, little kids play
‘touch and go’. Excited shrieks
and laughter warm the chilled February air,
pavement alive with little...
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Categories:
rude, animal, betrayal, children, life,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Northern SuburbiaYour love is real
the love you feel.
Your love is great
the love you make.
Your records are on fire
its your desire.
Take me out tonight
and...
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Categories:
rude, adventure, allusion, anger, art,
Form:
Lyric
Crossed Me At The Borderline, Just In Time
-------------------------------------- ~*note: done in fun and aimed at no one~
try and seed my name you'll concede to shame
no use in calling names to...
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Categories:
rude, anti bullying, assonance, baby,
Form:
Rhyme
This is Wrong, BUTRude people who think only of themselves -
I would like to sit atop mantle shelves
Yes, I know that is wrong
but it's where they belong
when they...
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Categories:
rude,
Form:
Limerick
It Reads Like A RapYour rhyme reads like a rap they say,
a rap I say,
a rap they say,
perhaps but rap is rhyme you see,
it's rhyme really,
it's rhyme you see,
this...
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Categories:
rude, hip hop, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
If IIf I
Were exactly what you needed…
you would be mine now.
I would sadly die however,
as… if that were true?
I would be in heaven....
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Categories:
rude, butterfly, hope, marriage, moving
Form:
Narrative
Categories:
emotions, longing, rude,
Form:
Free verse
The Surgestorm waves amassed
if only I had waited
for the waves to pass
my poetry could have floated
gently to shore
...
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Categories:
rude, character, introspection, philosophy, poetry,
Form:
Cinquain
Dangerous GunsHome is where the radio is
Paradise is where I am
I miss his cigarettes...His mess
He said "I am smoking the last one"
I'm going to make him...
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Categories:
rude, girl, hair, i miss
Form:
Lyric
Meretricious SpiritMeretricious Spirit
This spirit is modern society’s cancer
Replete with rank, flashy vulgarities
Pervading our social fabric and soul
Unbridled, unbowed, unapologetic;
It can be a curse to mankind itself
Engulfing...
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Categories:
rude, betrayal, emotions, feelings, hurt,
Form:
Didactic
If You Could Bottle it, it Would Sell - Bawdy LimerickMei-Ling was known to kiss and tell
Got worse when she wed Me Hung Well
With the power of thought
...
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Categories:
funny, humorous, passion, rude,
Form:
Limerick
I That Because Of Your Attack, Will Never YieldI That Because Of Your Attack, Will Never Yield.
No single tear given, nor I gift you an open field
so yes, make merry with your hatred...
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Categories:
rude, character, conflict, corruption, evil,
Form:
Rhyme
You think you can rhyme, a slam poemHey you think that you can rhyme
Think again as it is useless many times
Sometime it s forced or ending with ing
But the real message...
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Categories:
rude,
Form:
Rhyme
All Women Over Forty Are Dried UpAbsurd situations amuse me; they get written into poems.
Foolish generalizations about groups of people infuriate me;
they also get written into poems.
All Irish, all whites,...
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Categories:
rude, age, bullying, conflict, hello,
Form:
Light Verse
More Sad Truth: Of Pigs and PearlsThis was written with regard to Jan's poem about the sad truth she discovered yesterday. An attitude adjustment is desperately needed for anyone who...
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Categories:
poets, rude,
Form:
Rhyme
Ruled By A ClockWhen I was born, who would have thought
I’d grow up to be ruled by a clock.
Clocks mock dreams while hours gawk -
clicking off our...
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Categories:
anxiety, conflict, rude, simple,
Form:
Lyric
Dude From Bude
There once was a fellow from Bude
Who loved to play golf in the nude,
Someone quipped "that thing,
Has a hell of swing,
He sure is one...
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Categories:
humorous, rude,
Form:
Limerick
Road Ragerecklessness attacks ego
fury attacks soul
adrenaline attacks viscera
middle digit attacks upward
foot attacks accelerator
vehicle attacks vehicle
hand attacks pistol
lead attacks flesh
remorse attacks fury
gavel attacks sound block
inmate attacks inmate
...
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Categories:
rude, anger, conflict, dark, pride,
Form:
Free verse
Unhappy Tommy Macguigan
Unhappy Tommy Macguigan
He wasn't blessed with a big'un
'Twas rather a shrimp
And usually limp,
Poor little thing, best kept hidden.
...
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Categories:
funny, rude,
Form:
Limerick
If I annoy youIf I annoy you
Please tell me
Listen; i will do
If I annoy you
Please tell me
I will put my act together
If I annoy you
Please tell me
I will...
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Categories:
rude, anti bullying, bullying, conflict,
Form:
Free verse
SO THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING TO BE
They’re big fans of themselves
basking in mirrored glory
their own shadows they adore
will talk your ear off
if you let them
they’re everywhere
I unwittingly attract them ~
I...
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Categories:
angst, betrayal, irony, rude,
Form:
Free verse