Best Epulaeryu Poems

“The finest poetry
     is the most feigning.”
           —William Shakespeare


Smelling scent soothe my soul
Sits in sleek oven
Simmering Jack-O-Lantern
Smile so nicely
Saliva pours for
Sweet pumpkin
Pie!

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© Joseph, November 2, 2008
© All Rights Reserved
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Semi finalist contestant
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You start with a small pumpkin.
Clean it, cut in cubes,
Fry with bacon and onions
A little butter.
Add salt and pepper
Till tender
Sigh!

Written 10.26.2017
Andrea Dietrich’s Contest:
Make Me Drool with Epulaeryu
7th...

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creamy cheesecake inches deep  
red strawberry crowned,
mounds of whipped chocolate fluff  
cresting almond cake,  
maple pecan pie
sticky crunch-
yum!

Copyright, October 27, 2014
Faye Lanham Gibson...

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Sizzling succulent sirloin
Crispy golden fries
Sautéed mushrooms piled up high
Tossed dressed green salad
Knife and fork ready
Just divine
Mine!

10~26~14
Contest: Make me drool Epulaeryu
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
~awarded 1st place~...

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View that cholesterol wad
Sizzling cheeseburger
Hold the veggies, add ketchup
Tape burger to thighs
Hungry heart pulsates
Thump, thump, thump
Stop!
 
 
April 28, 2011
*Entry for Gwendolen’s Fast Food Epulaeryu contest
 PS -- Some are misunderstanding.  The "Stop" is the sound of the heart stopping when cholesterol clogs the...

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Decadent ladyfinger
Infused with coffee
Layered, rich, cheese filled delight
I long for your taste
My Italian love
And your rum
Yum!...

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Pretty crystal dish that holds
A rainbow delight
Layers of coloured custard
Jam spread sliced sponge cakes   
Sprinkled with sherry
Meringue topped
Dream!

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8th November 2014 
Contest: Make Me Drool with Epulaeryu
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Placing: 5th...

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Kahlua drizzled on top
Ice cream sliced like pie.
Dark fudge floats in the center.
Crumbled oreo crust
Floating in hot fudge.
Ambrosia
Joy!...

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Tom Turkey’s tender meat waits
Lasagna’s served first
Enticing garlic scent wafts
Melted, fresh mozzarella
Layered with rich sauce
Temptation
Yield !


*Written October 26, 2014.  
;D  My brother-in-law’s family has no room for
turkey after eating the lasagna!...

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Tom Turkey has been defrocked
Cleaned, basted and stuffed
Surrounded by pumpkin pie
Green bean casserole
Tart cranberry sauce
Come, Pilgrim,
Eat!...

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A Gourmet Dark Chocolate
A wanting palate
Just a taste the rest you'll need
Melted yes indeed
Apply to privates
Great for diets
Feed!




25~10~2014
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Contest Name: MAKE ME DROOL with EPULAERYU 
I Hope You're Drooling This Year I Am Your
Chocolate Covered Turkey...

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Ode to Chocolate   :)
     by Amy Swanson  12/15/2008


                 Deliciously inviting
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My Mothers home made white bread
warm from the oven
thickly sliced and smothered with
rich, creamy butter!
Baking scents the air
Comfort food
Bliss!



For contest  'Eat Me'
8th place...

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.     The yellow cream filled twinkie
               A frozen delight,
        Try eating it nice and cold;
     ...

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Vegetables are boring
'til they're drenched in cheese!
Give them a calorie bump
with a buttersauce -
decadent, creamy,
Thanksgiving
dream!...

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