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Best Parody Poems

Below are the all-time best Parody poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of parody poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member French Revolution PARODY
Brigitte my love
Our Country suffers of many debts
The people are restless
Whatever shall we do love?

Ah Macron, we must think past the cookies
The solutions are complex,...

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Categories: parody, america, art, funny, hilarious,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member I Knitted You A Scarf
                        ...

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Categories: parody, french, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form: Shape
Premium Member Redneck Santa
T'were the night after Christmas, 'n' the house was all dark.
Not much money for 'lectric in the ol' trailer park.
Ma waitin' tables at the club...

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Categories: christmas, parody,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Everything You Bake
( The Police Every Breath You Take)

Everything you bake.
Every piece of cake.
Every crumb you break.
Every bite you take
I'll be watching you.

Everything you fry.
Every chicken thigh.
Everything...

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Categories: parody, song,
Form: Lyric
No Sounds of ANY Kind PLEASE, Even Silence
The Sounds of Silence
By: Simon & Garfunkle

Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I...

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Categories: funny, parody,
Form: Lyric



Press '1' For English
I grew a beard
while waiting for you
it looks more and more
like I'll never get through

My left ear was aching
I switched to my right
This perpetual holding
has...

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Categories: funny, humorous, parody, technology,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Simply Refused to Ride with Death

When I refused to ride with Death
He tied my hands and feet,
Then tossed me in with some poor guy
He'd grabbed up off the street.

Oh, what...

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Categories: death, parody,
Form: Quatrain
Maniac President's Song
(A parody of the Modern Major-General's Song from "The Pirates of Penzance" by Gilbert and Sullivan.)

I am the very model of a very stable genius.
Compared...

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© Ed Morris  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: parody, funny, humor, humorous, mental
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Can't Write
This is a parody of "I can't Dance." by Genesis.


Metaphor junkies
spewing their dung
actin all holy
like they've written in tounges...

Can anybody
interpret that (Bleep)
explain the poems meaning
with...

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Categories: parody, anti bullying, funny, humor,
Form: Lyric
The Fable of the Fox and Goose
 There once was a fox, as wise as can be,
 He lived in the hollow of an old oak tree.
 Not so very far...

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Categories: parody,
Form: Quatrain
A Modern Curse

I do not like your mobile phone.
I do not like its ringing tone.
I do not like it here nor there;
I do not like it any...

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Categories: parody, people,
Form: Verse
From My Window Lofty High
From my window lofty high
I sit and watch the passersby 
Safely from within the womb
Of this quiet and private room
That's my asylum in the sky
And,...

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Categories: introspection, life, parody, people,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Die Another Day
“Die Another Day”


“Your mission, should you so deem it,
Is to infiltrate ALL Fluff Clusters in K.A.O.S. Headquarters
And bloody well steam it!”


“The Place is a hazardous...

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Categories: parody, fantasy, fun, imagery, imagination,
Form: Free verse
Raindrops
Raindrops
are like my thoughts
falling down into my mind
sending goose bumps down
my spine

Their cool aftermath
cleanses me of my thoughts
of fear and uncertainty 
about what tomorrows
pain may...

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Categories: parody, adventure, angst, art, imagination,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Spoonerism Poetry: She's Too Titty
She’s too titty to be a preacher.
She can’t even bead a rook.
A rental deceptionist?  Maybe.
At my teeth she once look a took.

As a wean...

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Categories: parody, word play,
Form: Quatrain
Star Trek and Captain Kirk's Final Frontier
Kirk: ‘Lt. Uhura, come to my quarters at 1800 hours’
Uhura: ‘Yes captain, might I ask what’s up?’
Kirk: ‘Nothing now but something WILL be at 1800...

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Categories: parody, science fiction,
Form: Narrative
Nihilist
Farcical, extravagant 
My birthmark is a scar 
A speckled blotch ...
A spot of pox 
An icon from afar 

I'm an upstart, I'm an eyesore 
Ranting...

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Categories: parody, philosophy, symbolism,
Form: Rhyme
TROLIUS TROLL
Remember the story 
of Billy Goats Gruff?
The troll under the bridge,
and all of that stuff?
If you liked that old story
it's all good and well,
but it...

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Categories: children, funny, parody, tree,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member I'm Dreaming of a New Body
Parody of the Xmas Song: White Christmas


I'm dreaming of a new body
with every chocolate I unwrap.
But I can't stop eating, I can't stop cheating. 
There's...

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Categories: holiday, parody, christmas, christmas,
Form: Verse
'Pardon me, could you pass the Grey Poupon'
Winds caressing fringes of
   her deep chocolate tresses
as tree nymphs nimbly hid
  midst fallen maple leaves 
    happily prancing...

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© Paloma P   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: parody, allegory, fantasy, hero, humorous,
Form: Epic
80 Proof Nights
A foggy Cuervo morning
I crawl out of my bed
Stagger to the bathroom
With a pounding in my head

It’s just another Sunday
Things can’t get much worse
I think...

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Categories: funny, life, parody,
Form: I do not know?
Pondering
As I ponder my weak bladder, you see.
I travel around the corner from thee.
Be careful if around the corner you go.
Please for your sake, watch...

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Categories: life, parody, people,
Form: Epigram
Sweet Suburbia
Driving down the street,
sweet suburbia exhales,
scents of butter pecans
and apple blossoms penetrate the wind,
but secrets hide behind this serene atmosphere.

Momma's passed out on the couch,
Jack's...

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Categories: parody, places, sad, world,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Talking Smack
*I've been called a 'shrew,' told I am self centered, petty, and a few other rather insulting and invective names, so here is my rebuke.


Who...

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Categories: parody,
Form: Rhyme
Recycle
The grasshopper left the corn
For the dawn of the baobab tree
The elders brought flowers
For the floor of the ages past
And the door of ages to...

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Categories: parody, philosophy
Form: Free verse