Best Parody Poems
Below are the all-time best Parody poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of parody poems written by PoetrySoup members
French Revolution PARODYBrigitte my love
Our Country suffers of many debts
The people are restless
Whatever shall we do love?
Ah Macron, we must think past the cookies
The solutions are complex,...
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Categories:
parody, america, art, funny, hilarious,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
parody, french, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Shape
Redneck SantaT'were the night after Christmas, 'n' the house was all dark.
Not much money for 'lectric in the ol' trailer park.
Ma waitin' tables at the club...
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Categories:
christmas, parody,
Form:
Rhyme
No Sounds of ANY Kind PLEASE, Even SilenceThe Sounds of Silence
By: Simon & Garfunkle
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I...
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Categories:
funny, parody,
Form:
Lyric
Press '1' For EnglishI grew a beard
while waiting for you
it looks more and more
like I'll never get through
My left ear was aching
I switched to my right
This perpetual holding
has...
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Categories:
funny, humorous, parody, technology,
Form:
Rhyme
When I Refused to Ride with Deathwritten while pondering Emily Dickinson's poem about death (I borrowed her first line.)
When I refused to ride with Death
He tied my hands and feet,
Then tossed...
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Categories:
death, parody,
Form:
Quatrain
Maniac President's Song(A parody of the Modern Major-General's Song from "The Pirates of Penzance" by Gilbert and Sullivan.)
I am the very model of a very stable genius.
Compared...
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Categories:
parody, funny, humor, humorous, mental
Form:
Rhyme
The Fable of the Fox and Goose
There once was a fox, as wise as can be,
He lived in the hollow of an old oak tree.
Not so very far...
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Categories:
parody,
Form:
Quatrain
A Modern Curse
I do not like your mobile phone.
I do not like its ringing tone.
I do not like it here nor there;
I do not like it any...
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Categories:
parody, people,
Form:
Verse
From My Window Lofty HighFrom my window lofty high
I sit and watch the passersby
Safely from within the womb
Of this quiet and private room
That's my asylum in the sky
And,...
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Categories:
introspection, life, parody, people,
Form:
Rhyme
RaindropsRaindrops
are like my thoughts
falling down into my mind
sending goose bumps down
my spine
Their cool aftermath
cleanses me of my thoughts
of fear and uncertainty
about what tomorrows
pain may...
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Categories:
parody, adventure, angst, art, imagination,
Form:
I do not know?
Die Another Day“Die Another Day”
“Your mission, should you so deem it,
Is to infiltrate ALL Fluff Clusters in K.A.O.S. Headquarters
And bloody well steam it!”
“The Place is a hazardous...
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Categories:
parody, fantasy, fun, imagery, imagination,
Form:
Free verse
NihilistFarcical, extravagant
My birthmark is a scar
A speckled blotch ...
A spot of pox
An icon from afar
I'm an upstart, I'm an eyesore
Ranting...
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Categories:
parody, philosophy, symbolism,
Form:
Rhyme
Spoonerism Poetry: She's Too TittyShe’s too titty to be a preacher.
She can’t even bead a rook.
A rental deceptionist? Maybe.
At my teeth she once look a took.
As a wean...
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Categories:
parody, word play,
Form:
Quatrain
Star Trek and Captain Kirk's Final FrontierKirk: ‘Lt. Uhura, come to my quarters at 1800 hours’
Uhura: ‘Yes captain, might I ask what’s up?’
Kirk: ‘Nothing now but something WILL be at 1800...
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Categories:
parody, science fiction,
Form:
Narrative
I'm Dreaming of a New BodyParody of the Xmas Song: White Christmas
I'm dreaming of a new body
with every chocolate I unwrap.
But I can't stop eating, I can't stop cheating.
There's...
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Categories:
holiday, parody, christmas, christmas,
Form:
Verse
'Pardon me, could you pass the Grey Poupon'Winds caressing fringes of
her deep chocolate tresses
as tree nymphs nimbly hid
midst fallen maple leaves
happily prancing...
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Categories:
parody, allegory, fantasy, hero, humorous,
Form:
Epic
80 Proof NightsA foggy Cuervo morning
I crawl out of my bed
Stagger to the bathroom
With a pounding in my head
It’s just another Sunday
Things can’t get much worse
I think...
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Categories:
funny, life, parody,
Form:
I do not know?
TROLIUS TROLLRemember the story
of Billy Goats Gruff?
The troll under the bridge,
and all of that stuff?
If you liked that old story
it's all good and well,
but it...
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Categories:
children, funny, parody, tree,
Form:
I do not know?
PonderingAs I ponder my weak bladder, you see.
I travel around the corner from thee.
Be careful if around the corner you go.
Please for your sake, watch...
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Categories:
life, parody, people,
Form:
Epigram
Sweet SuburbiaDriving down the street,
sweet suburbia exhales,
scents of butter pecans
and apple blossoms penetrate the wind,
but secrets hide behind this serene atmosphere.
Momma's passed out on the couch,
Jack's...
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Categories:
parody, places, sad, world,
Form:
Free verse
RecycleThe grasshopper left the corn
For the dawn of the baobab tree
The elders brought flowers
For the floor of the ages past
And the door of ages to...
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Categories:
parody, philosophy
Form:
Free verse
My Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas the kids were in bed,
and visions of bicycles rolled in their heads;
the bright shiny flyers of candy cane red,
and all...
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Categories:
christmas, funny, humorous, parody,
Form:
Rhyme
Go Go BoyGo Go Boy
He’s got the moves
Smooth like vinyl
Without the grooves
Zip zip zap zap
Making those toes tap
The mood’s psychedelic
as the girls scream and...
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Categories:
parody, character, crush, cute love,
Form:
Rhyme
I Can't WriteThis is a parody of "I can't Dance." by Genesis.
Metaphor junkies
spewing their dung
actin all holy
like they've written in tounges...
Can anybody
interpret that (Bleep)
explain the poems meaning
with...
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Categories:
parody, anti bullying, funny, humor,
Form:
Lyric