Best Parody Poems
Below are the all-time best Parody poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of parody poems written by PoetrySoup members
parody, french, humor, humorous, imagination,
T'were the night after Christmas, 'n' the house was all dark.
Not much money for 'lectric in the ol' trailer park.
Ma waitin' tables at the club...
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funny, humorous, parody, technology,
I grew a beard
while waiting for you
it looks more and more
like I'll never get through
My left ear was aching
I switched to my right
This perpetual holding
Maniac President's Song
parody, funny, humor, humorous, mental
(A parody of the Modern Major-General's Song from "The Pirates of Penzance" by Gilbert and Sullivan.)
I am the very model of a very stable genius.
The Fable of the Fox and Goose
There once was a fox, as wise as can be,
He lived in the hollow of an old oak tree.
Not so very far...
A Modern Curse
I do not like your mobile phone.
I do not like its ringing tone.
I do not like it here nor there;
I do not like it any...
From My Window Lofty High
introspection, life, parody, people,
From my window lofty high
I sit and watch the passersby
Safely from within the womb
Of this quiet and private room
That's my asylum in the sky
parody, philosophy, symbolism,
My birthmark is a scar
A speckled blotch ...
A spot of pox
An icon from afar
I'm an upstart, I'm an eyesore
parody, adventure, angst, art, imagination,
are like my thoughts
falling down into my mind
sending goose bumps down
Their cool aftermath
cleanses me of my thoughts
of fear and uncertainty
about what tomorrows
Star Trek and Captain Kirk's Final Frontier
parody, science fiction,
Kirk: ‘Lt. Uhura, come to my quarters at 1800 hours’
Uhura: ‘Yes captain, might I ask what’s up?’
Kirk: ‘Nothing now but something WILL be at 1800...
Spoonerism Poetry: She's Too Titty
parody, word play,
She’s too titty to be a preacher.
She can’t even bead a rook.
A rental deceptionist? Maybe.
At my teeth she once look a took.
As a wean...
I'm Dreaming of a New Body
holiday, parody, christmas, christmas,
Parody of the Xmas Song: White Christmas
I'm dreaming of a new body
with every chocolate I unwrap.
But I can't stop eating, I can't stop cheating.
80 Proof Nights
funny, life, parody,
A foggy Cuervo morning
I crawl out of my bed
Stagger to the bathroom
With a pounding in my head
It’s just another Sunday
Things can’t get much worse
'Pardon me, could you pass the Grey Poupon'
parody, allegory, fantasy, hero, humorous,
Winds caressing fringes of
her deep chocolate tresses
as tree nymphs nimbly hid
midst fallen maple leaves
life, parody, people,
As I ponder my weak bladder, you see.
I travel around the corner from thee.
Be careful if around the corner you go.
Please for your sake, watch...
French Revolution PARODY
parody, america, art, funny, hilarious,
Brigitte my love
Our Country suffers of many debts
The people are restless
Whatever shall we do love?
Ah Macron, we must think past the cookies
The solutions are complex,...
No Sounds of ANY Kind PLEASE, Even Silence
The Sounds of Silence
By: Simon & Garfunkle
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I...
parody, places, sad, world,
Driving down the street,
sweet suburbia exhales,
scents of butter pecans
and apple blossoms penetrate the wind,
but secrets hide behind this serene atmosphere.
Momma's passed out on the couch,
When I Refused to Ride with Death
written while pondering Emily Dickinson's poem about death (I borrowed her first line.)
When I refused to ride with Death
He tied my hands and feet,
children, funny, parody, tree,
Remember the story
of Billy Goats Gruff?
The troll under the bridge,
and all of that stuff?
If you liked that old story
it's all good and well,
The grasshopper left the corn
For the dawn of the baobab tree
The elders brought flowers
For the floor of the ages past
And the door of ages to...
parody, color, fruit, kid, kindergarten,
An apple is Red,
I like eating bread,
Banana is yellow,
I am jolly fellow,
Pear is green,
I am neat and clean,
Coconut is brown,
I am little clown,
All fruits are...
parody, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
You know we’re very poor, of that we have certainly, never denied.
Then the ‘Obama-I-don’t-Care’ gave us another whammy, Yes, indeed! Oh My!
Now, it’s Peanut butter...
A Brutally Honest Valentine's
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, love, parody,
My darling enigma, my dove
You’re the epitome of my love
Your smile shines at me pearly white
SATAN OSCILLATE MY METALLIC SONATAS
humorous, nonsense, onomatopoeia, parody,
*****To the naked EYE, this poem may seem like gibberish,
but I assure you it is loaded with 24 palindromes,
3 palindrome phrases, 1 hidden palindrome phrase,