Best Taylor Swift Poems

"I loooove Taylor Swift. I'm a devoted Swiftie." 
"GAAA! Why didn't you tell me that on the first date?" 
"Excuse me?"
"Look, I'm a classic rock guy, you know, Bad Company, Queen, Zep." 
"ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU DON'T LIKE TAY TAY?" 
"Hey c'mon babe,...

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Ode to Taylor Swift and the Car Park Incident

Today I saw the most ridiculous thing 
Taylor Swift existing backwards from a car park 
So she wouldn’t be seen 
On her un-best side that is
Does she look beautiful on one side 
And from the other a...

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Rants do not make great songs
Rosanne Barr I am sorry to say
not so great in a thong
when you sell no tickets
you have no show

Unless you on the side streets of cali
among peepers and creepers
then ticket sales of two are no crime
if you over and above...

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Why yes, I dated Taylor Swift
And no, she didn't write a song on it
I'm not quite sure what that means 
Unless it is she still likes me

That might be the explanation why
I catch her out of the corner of my eye
It makes perfect sense now...

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Country singer Taylor Swift is the greatest female country rock star of all time. She's
based in Nashville, Tennessee. Her music is so amazing, and so awesome, I'd buy all three
of her CDs on iTunes. Although she's a year younger than I am, I still find...

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I am tired of Taylor Swift,
Her face I can not avoid.
 I know you gals get my drift.
I love her, but am annoyed.

 She has all those Swifty fans.
Isn't that enough for her?
 All she does is sing and dance,
and is known throughout this
earth.

 Her...

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To lift markets is no mean a gift,
Nor tailor such mania, and so swift,
Nor to raise equal toast,
Shakespeare, Keats, be it Frost,
Taylor Swift still makes a quantum shift!
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Happenings |15.08.2023| limerick, humour

Poet’s note: A few days back we saw Taylor Swift mania in full swing. She...

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Taylor Swift:
Her musical talent is a gift.
Her connection to her fans will not sever,
but we (she and I) will never, ever, ever get together!
...

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Taylor Swift

What is it with this singer that makes thousands 
of people adore her, the lyrics, written by herself
and signs of the problems encountered in hour life
or is it something more we, the public, fail to grasp
We live in an uncertain time, more so than in...

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A shallow thinker of little integrity
A sycophant stinker and less empathy
A wanting to return to a golden age 
which never existed,
with ludicrous rants that serve to enrage
Catty remarks weird and twisted...

Selflessly she married into a family,
it only makes her more inspiring
She won't hear the sounds...

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I’m laughing this morning, spontaneously. We’re not studying any more. Our sophomore school year is over. I’m giddy, giggling, like a 9 year old on sugar.
I think I just finished the hardest class that I’ll ever take - my last pure-math class, ever - and...

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Taylor's pretty swift, a single cat gal with grit
A brash gust of fresh air with verve drive and wit
Swifties exude grand elation
So goes Swift, so goes the nation!
Scared of big yeller bullies? Not one damn bit...

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Swifties Unite!

Mimi, Taylor's most insta-swifty, totally meowed
As she grabs some me time, she'll vote she vowed
I really must flush and shoo
Me lady needs the loo
Swifty Cat ladies unite! We’re smart, brave and proud!
...

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I can't recall the day We met, It's all a blur,
A chance encounter, fate's aLLure,
Years swept away, not a single word exchanged,
I watched YOU vanish, we remained as eStranged.

Through Those coffee orbs, I see stars on a peaceful nIght, 
But they held a secret, a...

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Listening to the torture, the evidence of love lost,
It soothes the loneliness and heavy hollowness
Felt by so many; a smile creeps onto the face of
Each of us, knowing we are heard by the poet.

(for Taylor Swift)...

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