Best Taylor Swift Poems
Rants do not make great songs
Rosanne Barr I am sorry to say
not so great in a thong
when you sell no tickets
you have no show
Unless you on the side streets of cali
among peepers and creepers
then ticket sales of two are no crime
if you over and above nineteen
invite the crowds to see the obscene
When the show is over and done
make sure the phones delete
the evidence of sins and desperate crumbs
if you have no voice
there is no musical lyric to rejoice
Why yes, I dated Taylor Swift
And no, she didn't write a song on it
I'm not quite sure what that means
Unless it is she still likes me
That might be the explanation why
I catch her out of the corner of my eye
It makes perfect sense now I believe
That Taylor Swift is stalking me
When she found out that I like to rock
She went straight from Country into Pop
Any country bumpkin can plainly see
That Taylor still has eyes for me
When I'm out shopping at the Grocery store
And I catch her sneaking down isle 4
Taylor girl you can't fool me
Your not only here for the Pickled Beets
The other day my car dinged low on fuel
So I pulled in for Petro and to check the oil
You'll never guess who's pumping gas
Do you really even need to ask
And when it is I'm home alone
There's that ring of the late night call
With heavy breathing on the end of the phone
To the tune of Shake It Off
I'm a bit more worried than I am flattered
She seems these days Mad as a Hatter
Who after all this would not believe
That Taylor Swift is stalking me
I am tired of Taylor Swift,
Her face I can not avoid.
I know you gals get my drift.
I love her, but am annoyed.
She has all those Swifty fans.
Isn't that enough for her?
All she does is sing and dance,
and is known throughout this
earth.
Her picture is everywhere!
Won't you give me a break Please?!
Kelce and her, are a pair.
Watch the Kansas city chiefs.
I turn the radio on.
You won't believe who I hear.
My daughter's favorite song.
You guessed wrong, it's Britney Spears.
Gotcha LOL
Michael Tor
Taylor is a wonderful
performer but I think
they overcharge at her
concerts and parents
foot the bill for their
teenage kids...
Michael Tor
Country singer Taylor Swift is the greatest female country rock star of all time. She's
based in Nashville, Tennessee. Her music is so amazing, and so awesome, I'd buy all three
of her CDs on iTunes. Although she's a year younger than I am, I still find Taylor Swift
very attractive. Not only is Ms. Swift beautiful, she's also cute and very bubbly. She has
a beautiful smile, and beautiful blonde hair, as well. This girl has beautiful hazel eyes,
too. The greatest songs I've heard by Taylor Swift are "Teardrops On My Guitar," "You
Belong with Me," "Fifteen," and "Our Song." If I were to meet Taylor Swift in person in
the near future, then I'd ask her out on a date for Saturday night. And if she were to get
inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame in the near future, that would be very
awesome. I wish Taylor Swift was my real-life girlfriend.
A shallow thinker of little integrity
A sycophant stinker and less empathy
A wanting to return to a golden age
which never existed,
with ludicrous rants that serve to enrage
Catty remarks weird and twisted...
Selflessly she married into a family,
it only makes her more inspiring
She won't hear the sounds of pitter patter,
Kamala, her husband and stepchildren matter!
Taylor's pretty swift, a single cat gal with grit
A brash gust of fresh air with verve drive and wit
Swifties exude grand elation
So goes Swift, so goes the nation!
Scared of big yeller bullies? Not one damn bit
Swifties Unite!
Mimi, Taylor's most insta-swifty, totally meowed
As she grabs some me time, she'll vote she vowed
I really must flush and shoo
Me lady needs the loo
Swifty Cat ladies unite! We’re smart, brave and proud!
To lift markets is no mean a gift,
Nor tailor such mania, and so swift,
Nor to raise equal toast,
Shakespeare, Keats, be it Frost,
Taylor Swift still makes a quantum shift!
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Happenings |15.08.2023| limerick, humour
Poet’s note: A few days back we saw Taylor Swift mania in full swing. She had made headlines when ticket sales from her Eras Tour impacted the US economy (yea, reports say so). Some 20,000 fans showed up outside the stadium. Four of her albums were among Top 10 at the same time. Universities offer courses on Psychology of Taylor Swift. I wonder if part of the global warming is caused by this mania!
I can't recall the day We met, It's all a blur,
A chance encounter, fate's aLLure,
Years swept away, not a single word exchanged,
I watched YOU vanish, we remained as eStranged.
Through Those coffee orbs, I see stars on a peaceful nIght,
But they held a secret, a worLd in disguise,
That red t-shirt, a memory so bittersweet,
A subtLe smirk, a haunting image I can't delete.
You claim I'm the best thing that you've ever found,
But do you really knoW me, or is it just A rebouNd?
A game you play wiTh your friends, a passing fling, Am I just an easy catch, a momentaRy dream?
Or are you seeking comfort in your troubled soul,
Am I the soothing balm that makes you feel whole? Will you stay once your heart's wounds MEnd,
Or vanish into the dreamland's bend?
I'll guard my heart and like I guarded your secrets,
You'll break my heart like you broke your promises,
And I'll sit in my same old room at my parents house,
Cursing myself for why did I fell for your lies.
And in darkness where I once caressed your soul,
I'll cry myself to sleep and hope you'll hold,
On to my memories.
Taylor Swift:
Her musical talent is a gift.
Her connection to her fans will not sever,
but we (she and I) will never, ever, ever get together!
Taylor Swift
What is it with this singer that makes thousands
of people adore her, the lyrics, written by herself
and signs of the problems encountered in hour life
or is it something more we, the public, fail to grasp
We live in an uncertain time, more so than in 1962
when the threat of nuclear war was near but still
not quite real, but this time is
Back in 1962, we understood and applauded the
USA's Right, not to have foreign power near her
border, then Russia pulled back, who, then as
now we're the adults in the room.
2024, Russia's legitimate concern about NATO on
its border is understood by the reading public
What is not understood is that America wants
to be a Uni-polar power, they cannot accept
their position rocked. Should America succeed
in subduing Russia, which is unlikely, the next
enemy will be China.
The Americans know this but don't know what wars
to be dragged into that isn't very sensible
They see how their government defends Israel's
mass extermination of the Palestinians, they see
how does Russia have a legitime right to stop NATO
but unable to stop the dark forces that rule
America
Wars, can be stopped if sensible people see
and accept we can live in a plutei-polar world
where the interests of bigger nations are
respected and accepted as a way forward to
a more sane world order
Taylor Swift strikes a note of universal love
the apex of humanity can offer for peace
but will it be enough for those who would rather
will rule an empty world to feel great.
Listening to the torture, the evidence of love lost,
It soothes the loneliness and heavy hollowness
Felt by so many; a smile creeps onto the face of
Each of us, knowing we are heard by the poet.
(for Taylor Swift)
She's strutting down the neon streets,
With a smile that the world can't beat.
Glitter rains from every note,
Catching fire in her velvet coat.
Crowds roar wild, the beat won't slow,
She's the spark that sets the show.
Dizzy lights and hearts that sway,
In her name, the night's in play.
Gold confetti, fame untamed,
A legacy with joy proclaimed.
Her tunes, they crash, a tidal wave,
On the stage, she's bold, she's brave.
In chaotic bliss, she spins so free,
A dance with fate, her jubilee.
From country twang to pop-star's crown,
Swift's the queen, and never down.
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Tania Kitchin
My favorite musician is Taylor Swift
You see, she's fast becoming a gift
Her music leaves the audience spellbind
Where her presents are open to mankind
we have the Kansas City Chiefs
The Royals
The fountains
and as of yesterday, Taylor Swift
We have barbeque
pork, beef, chicken
We have arts, and Midwest culture
and as of yesterday, Taylor Swift
We have parades, festivals, art fairs
and as of yesterday,
Well, you know…..