Best Jack And Jill Poems

Jack and Jill went up the hill
With thoughts of making love
Jack hadn’t got a condom 
So cut a finger off Jill’s glove
The glove was far too small for him
And it didn’t fit his todger
Now they are proud parents
Of a baby they called Rodger!

1st October 2016

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
we tell our kids this story all day long
but Jill was bitter and she was savvy
and she went to her lawyer with a sad song.
The lawyer filed in the court
and Jack got the report
That Jill was after his crown.
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Endless throngs flocking unto, the theatres.... 
As spending hundreds in millions of dollars upon these 
Fantastical fairy tales ? Creation's tis all well although for truly 
A bit aside her escapism, surely does one's heart as spirit this turn
In good although, I have a much...

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Jack was oh so lean and lanky
Jill was all for hanky panky
But things went amuck
When Jack's zipper stuck
In a pinch, she found him cranky!...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

When they came down, Jill magically became a Jack.

Now they could not reproduce a great son nor a daughter!




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An old gal known to us all as Jill
Who lived in an old house on a hill
Going out for a stroll
Ended up in a roll
With jack at the bottom of the still



Written:  June 2nd, 2014

For Bawdy, Bawdy, Miss Clawdy Contest...

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Once there was a handsome guy called Jack,
wedded a beauty named Jill, dressed in sack.
they went up the hill
to have a night of hell.
Bloody this Jack and Jill song rhymes fake!...

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Jack and Jill scrambled up the hill so sheer,

   To fetch his dipsomaniac pa a pail of beer.

      Alas, Jack stumbled creating a frothy spill.

         Facing his furious pop, he...

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Jack and Jill Went to A Dance


Jack and Jill went out to a western dance
Though Jill did think she would prance and prance
what did happen next
Jill did get perplexed
Jack danced on her toes, threw fer-de-lance.


Note: A fer-de-lance is a type of a snake


Written: Dec. 1,...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some pails of water
Jack climbed some trees while Jill was picking some pretty flowers

After some hours Jack realized that he was wasting time
So he called Jill to hurry up before ‘tis half past nine

So off they...

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Jack and John
went up the hill
to make us all a'giggle
They won't calm down
and when they clown
Our bellies are a'jiggle

A lim-er-ick
will do the trick
to get us all a'laughing
they write so well
each rhyme...a spell
That gets us all guffawing

They write of "wind",
they write of poop,
Each one a silly...

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Jack and Jill went over the hill
'cause the top was very small
They bounced and rolled right down the hill
like a great big rubber ball

They bounced with the pail of water
that they gathered at the top
Bruised and wet they kept on falling
while praying that they would...

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Young Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack put his arms around her waist
And they did something they shouldn’t ought’a

Soon she was spreading around her girth
Nine months later she gave birth …
Doing something they shouldn’t ought’a
Gave them a baby daughter!

4th...

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Okay all you growed up kiddies, ready for this
Jack and Jill fell down the hill, the original premise
Well the true story is such
They ended up in a clutch
Humping and bumping till they spoke a foreign dialect...

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Jack and Jill,
went up the hill, 
with a chemist bill,
saw a windmill, 
fall down with an amazing drill....

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