Best Hamster Poems
Below are the all-time best Hamster poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hamster poems written by PoetrySoup members
Getting what I really wanted
hamster, abuse, bullying, desire,
peanut butter and jam
for bread and butter
I wanted a puppy
but got a hamster instead
I wanted you to live forever
Until I wished you were...
hamster, funny, life,
Sticky smears on the table top.
on the couch spilled soda pop
one chewed up shoe and one flip-flop
I’m doomed to clean this mess non-stop
The Tiny Traveler
hamster, animal, humor, nature, pets,
Adopted animals love their humans;
show it in many ways.
The tiniest pet,
revels in the harmony of its time,
Dinky was a...
hamster, anxiety, feelings, life,
In this uncertain life you work hard everyday,
step in the hamster wheel you have mounting bills to pay,
careful not to resort to temptation you crave,
Fit to be tied
hamster, silly, stress,
I'm Restless and defeated
Feeling overwhelmed and cheated
My Plate about to topple
Don't you dare pop that waffle
Shut your mouth and the door
Clean the dog pee off...
hamster, freedom, future, inspiration, introspection,
For years and years
I lived the curse of all women
A woman’s work in never done
That is, never finished
The more work I did the more work...
Dear Santa, I want
Dear Santa I want something I didn't want before. Let me explain.
I got a gift from you last year, but I feel
you made a...
The Clown The Fool And Me
hamster, angst, depression, introspection, life,
Many nights I've sat typing things for which none will ever read.
Burning midnight oil only to add to this mornings trash.
Then going about the act...
DOWN A DRAINAGE
hamster, 3rd grade, pain, pets,
The drizzle whips mildly like an omen
Along the ashen lane ; and I am troubled
While gazing through a drainage
Filled with mud and waylaid boughs,
hamster, animal, funny, night, parody,
with apologies to William Blake
Hamster! Hamster! Spinning 'round
As the chimes of midnight sound,
Must you run that wheel so late
When I'd rather take sleep's bait?
The Bad, The Ugly, and The Good
hamster, bullying, funny, hip hop,
The Bad, The Ugly and The Good (aka: Bad, Badder, Baddest)
I am the gun-toting, God-fearing Ganja Gangsta.
I’ll smoke you, pray for you, then...
Mean Mr Azzhole - Rant
hamster, abuse, bullying, conflict, satire,
I am so smart, I can fool myself
but I am too stupid to figure me out.
What's your problem?
If you don’t stand for something,
You will fall...
Unsung Heroes Of The Predawn Light
hamster, care, children, work, ,
We are the unsung heroes of the predawn light.
No we may never have fought in a great war,
or saved a soul from the snapping jaws...
Ice Fairy Princess
hamster, fantasy, fun, happy, humor,
The Ice Fairy Princess came roaring in from the Polar North.
She rode a fierce some Vortex, the likes would freeze a stalwart heart.
Attention deficit disorder
A rock for you, mountain for me
Why am I defeated so easily
I put on my pants one leg at a time
That's where there lives an...
hamster, art, august, beach, beautiful,
Fluffy floppy furball
Chewie chompie carnivorous
Nom nom nom...
The Allegory of the Cage
hamster, allegory, angst, dark,
The Allegory of the Cage
I have not written much of late;
I toil in my hamster wheel.
While ev'ry sage of ev'ry age
Will gape with wonder at...
My Little Hamster
Grizzly bear, Luna.
I love her little beady eyes!
Lil Fuzz Ball
hamster, animal, children, hero, ,
You are my most favorite and
The greatest friend I’ve ever had.
You have never failed at making
Me smile, your cute and silly ways
Always tricking me when...
As Big As Your Eye
Ever seen a mouse
As big as a house
Or a fly as big as your eye
How bout a bee
With a sunburned knee
Or a turkey that sniffles...
Hammy the hamster
hamster, childhood, funny, pets
Hammy the hamster’s gone to Heaven
We didn’t say goodbye
I loved him oh so dearly
Why did he have to die
I just got up this morning
hamster, sister, little sister,
on your way, your almost there
well thought out with tack and care
making money, travel around
your off again before you feet hit the...
A Hamster Named Wiskers
hamster, best friend, death, pets,
On new years eve you came to me
in a little cage as cute as could be
so happy and full of life you were
with a little...
hamster, crazy, funny, humorous, irony,
I'm so smart I can fool myself
but I'm too stupid to figure me out
pull back the curtain remove the doubt
I think therefore, I am over...
hamster, life, work,
Like a hamster wheel,
the cycle never stops for
you to keep up. Breathe......