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Best Vogon Poems

Below are the all-time best Vogon poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of vogon poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Vogon Love
sniggle snarp to the i flee
frumple fram to me and ye

hearts a croom and eyes a breen
word from mouthy to me queen...

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Categories: i love you, love,
Form: Vogon



Vogon poem
Vogon Love Poem attempt NO. 1

I lay here alpaisd
my ugataala resting on your terangela
held captive
by your radiant pherisloosums
listening to you kyrroud rhythmical snrootum
dmyeluc of loocatagle
if...

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Categories: love,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member Hotwired
Hotwired the orgasmatron
headed out on sixty-nine
know there’s nothin up ahead
and even less behind.
Pagination, pixilation
nothing seems to work
maybe just  I’m gettin old
maybe just a jerk
off...

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Categories: slam,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member Different faces:
The days so few and far and in-between,
Loneliness I never knew has captured my soul,
The sweet smell of her hair I remember so well,
But even...

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© White Wolf  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: silly,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member CHRISTMAS CATACLYSM
Christmas day on planet E
each pine tree
deliciously planted
uprooted

the sky is tinsillated, stars replaced by screwy bulbs

and to top it all off – mind you, like...

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Categories: humor,
Form: Vogon



Premium Member VOGONIAN TRAVELS
Grunttenly I fretted the krakening;
Asthe ship dawns the horizon;
Burtworthy emplosions grafting;
Microrations gobblestone variants;
Up holding yon populats;
Ole!! thy fellows freddled Vogonian;
Banquish thessalonian squall;

4/20/19
written words by James...

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Categories: adventure, character, imagery, symbolism,
Form: Vogon
Myself
Myself! 

I love myself, 
I know myself, 
I acknowledge myself, 
I accept myself, 
I am myself. 

Myself, myself, myself.
I do love you : myself.
Always always...

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Categories: animal, appreciation, blessing, character, confidence, courage,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member NEWS FLASH
NEWS FLASH

get a load of this
utah backward is a sneeze
forgive me utes, please

Dave Austin
...

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Categories: humor,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member Revealed
I will not play this for the rest of my days
Their is nothing to gain
All done in vain
You got what you came for
I know who...

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Categories: betrayal, fantasy, freedom,
Form: Vogon
Migel your habs

                        ...

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Categories: nonsense,
Form: Vogon
Ode 32 111 102 32 97 32 98 97 108 108 32 111 102 32 115 110 111 116
See, see the splurptious sky
Marvel at its big Mauve depths.
Tell me, dingle, do you
Wonder why the Aardvark ignores you?

Why its foobly stare
makes you feel Crappy.
I...

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Categories: silly,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member for the world
I wrote alit from the mine
the turkey not a mind
of digging the best out of a hole
to get the liver the heart and the neck
and...

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Categories: butterfly, cry,
Form: Vogon
Is the Church Moving
He has been born with the power to control
He sees the things around him are in a row
He observes what those things are meticulously
He thinks...

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Categories: devotion, faith,
Form: Vogon
Hide the Details

Everybody got a Hollywood life story
to tell
More meat on the bone
give juicier bites 
to sell
Nobody ever turns in a tarnished silver screenplay
Those warts and mistakes
get...

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Categories: allegory, fun, metaphor, word play,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member THIRD WORST CLATTER OF ANTIMATTER
THIRD WORST CLATTER OF ANTIMATTER

clatter of antimatter
alien dishes splatter
(the shape of spaceships)

     his antennas* whir with rising
    ...

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Categories: humor,
Form: Vogon
The Stars Of A Beautiful Constellation
If we had the brilliance of stars,
we wouldn't be joyless beings.

We'll ask the somber moon to tell us tales,
and forever under her charm, we'll be...

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Categories: age, beautiful, creation, emo, emotions, fantasy,
Form: Vogon
Sophie's Sofa
An elusive pedestal amidst the lights darkens the lounge
And many drink with a glittering eye of scorn
And the snickers only make the room spin faster
And...

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© Sam Blake  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: addiction, bird, child, confusion, dream, nice,
Form: Vogon
Categories
There's...

america
anniversary 
art
autumn 
anxiety

best friend
betrayal
birth 
and the beach

candy 
car
city
celebrity

devotion
desire
depression
destiny

education
engagement
emo
and eulogy

future 
funeral
farm
funny love

gothic
girlfriend
grief 
and growing up

hair
hip hop
hockey
hilarious

immigration
inspiration
islamic
innocence

january
jewish
jobs
don't forget jesus

kiss 
kindergarten
along with
kid

london 
loss
lonely
and lyric

may 
me 
math 
then there's...

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Categories: vogon, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
The Doors of the Subconscious
The beat of the music is knocking from the radio.
It tries to enter her subconscious but the door there won't open. 
She has to finish...

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Categories: introspection, longing, lust,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member WORST DAY
third worst in the universe
spinning out of control
out of control

O
  U
     T

        O
...

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Categories: earth, planet,
Form: Vogon
Love
love is based on love you do not need to bag someone to love you can start by loving your self.    ...

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Categories: first love,
Form: Vogon
Money
Money is a bad thing
but it could be good
like donating to the poor
so they could have more
But it could be bad.....
like people worshiping money
and being...

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Categories: baseball,
Form: Vogon
INDIA VS WEST INDIES STREAM SCORE TROLLZ
INDIA VS WEST INDIES STREAM SCORE TROLLZ


http://masspremiersoccer.com/event/i-c-ct-2-0watch-india-vs-west-indies-t20-live-2nd-semi-final-online-thursday-streaming-night-31st-march-2016/

...

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Categories: africa,
Form: Vogon
Over Mine
You hold my hand
Fingers crossed over mine

Told me that we will be fine
Fingers crossed over mine

Smiled and kissed me on my head
Fingers crossed over mine

Gave...

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© barun lama  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: care, caregiving, dream, february, feelings, for
Form: Vogon
There Was No Choice
Go chase them from their dugouts,
Go chase them from their trench,
bayonet all their Look outs,
ignore their dead’s foul stench.

Tomorrow you go over,
The top, that is...

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Categories: remember, remembrance day, soldier, war, world
Form: Vogon