Best Vogon Poems
Below are the all-time best Vogon poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of vogon poems written by PoetrySoup members
Vogon Lovesniggle snarp to the i flee
frumple fram to me and ye
hearts a croom and eyes a breen
word from mouthy to me queen...
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Categories:
vogon, i love you, love,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Vogon PoemVogon Love Poem attempt NO. 1
I lay here alpaisd
my ugataala resting on your terangela
held captive
by your radiant pherisloosums
listening to you kyrroud rhythmical snrootum
dmyeluc of loocatagle
if...
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Categories:
vogon, love,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Vengeful Vogon Kitchen Kusieve sifting slight blight
fickle fact lung flung gargon ~
...
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Categories:
vogon, anger,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
HotwiredHotwired the orgasmatron
headed out on sixty-nine
know there’s nothin up ahead
and even less behind.
Pagination, pixilation
nothing seems to work
maybe just I’m gettin old
maybe just a jerk
off...
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Categories:
vogon, slam,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Christmas CataclysmChristmas day on planet E
each pine tree
deliciously planted
uprooted
the sky is tinsillated, stars replaced by screwy bulbs
and to top it all off – mind you, like...
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Categories:
vogon, humor,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Different Faces:The days so few and far and in-between,
Loneliness I never knew has captured my soul,
The sweet smell of her hair I remember so well,
But even...
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Categories:
vogon, silly,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Flammer Me Gimbels, Number 42Flammer Me Gimbels #42
(a Vogon Pirate poem)
Flammer me gimbels, me trimbels and dromies,
Whenceforth I caminal scrabbit thy foamies.
Jeerbo or Jabox, ex labbit. Ex findle
Will not...
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Categories:
vogon, confusion,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
BewareThe rimpledeeduggs klacklety splatt britly floaming,
Ere flamping drakkurz snazzle at elvitty gloaming;
Yon jamweezy wudderslimps gamwracks smotly crawling,
Hoytaling pagartrimps flotlessly wrothful in bawling!
Beete stell ere yethle...
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Categories:
vogon, dark, fantasy, fear, fun,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Vogonian TravelsGrunttenly I fretted the krakening;
Asthe ship dawns the horizon;
Burtworthy emplosions grafting;
Microrations gobblestone variants;
Up holding yon populats;
Ole!! thy fellows freddled Vogonian;
Banquish thessalonian squall;
4/20/19
written words by James...
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Categories:
vogon, adventure, character, imagery, symbolism,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
MyselfMyself!
I love myself,
I know myself,
I acknowledge myself,
I accept myself,
I am myself.
Myself, myself, myself.
I do love you : myself.
Always always...
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Categories:
vogon, animal, appreciation, blessing, character,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
News FlashNEWS FLASH
get a load of this
utah backward is a sneeze
forgive me utes, please
Dave Austin...
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Categories:
vogon, humor,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
RevealedI will not play this for the rest of my days
Their is nothing to gain
All done in vain
You got what you came for
I know who...
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Categories:
vogon, betrayal, fantasy, freedom,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Migel Your HabsMigel your habs cruggled to a stone
...
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Categories:
vogon, nonsense,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Hide the Details
Everybody got a Hollywood life story
to tell
More meat on the bone
give juicier bites
to sell
Nobody ever turns in a tarnished silver screenplay
Those warts and mistakes
get...
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Categories:
vogon, allegory, fun, metaphor, word
Form:
Vogon Poetry
For the WorldI wrote alit from the mine
the turkey not a mind
of digging the best out of a hole
to get the liver the heart and the neck
and...
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Categories:
vogon, butterfly, cry,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Ode 32 111 102 32 97 32 98 97 108 108 32 111 102 32 115 110 111 116See, see the splurptious sky
Marvel at its big Mauve depths.
Tell me, dingle, do you
Wonder why the Aardvark ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel Crappy.
I...
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Categories:
vogon, silly,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
The Doors of the SubconsciousThe beat of the music is knocking from the radio.
It tries to enter her subconscious but the door there won't open.
She has to finish...
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Categories:
vogon, introspection, longing, lust,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Is the Church MovingHe has been born with the power to control
He sees the things around him are in a row
He observes what those things are meticulously
He thinks...
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Categories:
vogon, devotion, faith,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Third Worst Clatter of AntimatterTHIRD WORST CLATTER OF ANTIMATTER
clatter of antimatter
alien dishes splatter
(the shape of spaceships)
his antennas* whir with rising
...
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Categories:
vogon, humor,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Sophie's SofaAn elusive pedestal amidst the lights darkens the lounge
And many drink with a glittering eye of scorn
And the snickers only make the room spin faster
And...
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Categories:
vogon, addiction, bird, child, confusion,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Villains of CapizGargoyles of deepest night in an island strangest
Preys of mangled bodies they can't digest
Rounded, popping eyes craving with long nails
Caveats of animals eating their own...
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Categories:
vogon, scary,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
In CinemaA movie about horror
Characters playing with mirror
Reflecting images of furor
Dissecting with knives of terror
Villains of phantasm
Heels of sarcasm
Viewers of spasm
Breaking apart like chasm
Stories of apparition
Product...
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Categories:
vogon, anger, character, death, imagination,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Bran CastleA female gymnast in Romania
Sweet girl's name is Nadia
Went to a castle passed Brasov
A legendary castle, not of Romanov
Elegant and so cozy
To stay is nonchalant...
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Categories:
vogon, death, dream, evil,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Boo BeeUnder the creepy tree
Lies a haunted bee, living so free
Comes around, goes around
In a shredded house buried underground
No curse can cease the flying bee
No spell...
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Categories:
vogon, horror,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
The Stars of a Beautiful ConstellationIf we had the brilliance of stars,
we wouldn't be joyless beings.
We'll ask the somber moon to tell us tales,
and forever under her charm, we'll be...
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Categories:
vogon, age, beautiful, creation, emo,
Form:
Vogon Poetry