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Best Crazy Poems

Below are the all-time best Crazy poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of crazy poems written by PoetrySoup members

At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his erection
For his love...

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Categories: crazy, betrayal, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Don't Bother Me
Don't bother me with conformity
don't bother me today-
with things I should (or shouldn't) do
or what I shouldn't say!

Don't bother me with conformity
my house is not...

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Categories: crazy, community, funny, how i feel, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Frozen Noose
Anxiety    (The Worst Noose In Town)

-- like flooding waters, creeping in
I count 30, seconds, holding my breath again
Drowning in agitation, overwhelmed by...

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Categories: angst, anxiety, conflict, crazy, stress, valentines
Form: Epic
An Epic Love For Women

I know you're not here

but you are in my heart 


you are always with me

i'll just slip into you

with these words.
I know 

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Categories: crazy, beauty, celebration, dream, heart, love, magic,
Form: Epic
Premium Member No limit to how long we grieve
when you let go of my hand
you let go of my heart

as I stumbled and crumbled
life seemed to have paused
silent screams
raged inside

but I was just...

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© Silent One  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: crazy, absence, lost love, sad,
Form: Free verse

There is no telling the things you might find

Picking a rose in a garden of Sundays
Calling your name on a broken branch wind
Looking for clover where weeds are not welcome
Walking the bridge till...

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Categories: crazy, fun, love, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Butterfly
Enroling  you a worm (cumbersome and)
hairy, you- scimitar of leaves
Knows the pain ,writhing pupae
Abandoned and convicted
Constricted hanging straightjacket
Squirming like a jackrabbit
Gagged nocturnally - ...

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Categories: crazy, angel, beauty, butterfly,
Form: Free verse
bloody wrists
I'm sitting on the floor
I'm crying so much more
trying to erase this pain
trying to forget your face
sitting here with the blade in my hand
running so...

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Categories: crazy, abuse, boyfriend, bullying, depression, emo, emotions,
Form: I do not know?
The ranch on which I hang my hat, though short on most the frills,
Is thirteen sections, give or take, of rugged trails an’ hills.
We call...

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© Jim Fish  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: crazy, adventure, cowboy-western, education, imagination, inspirational, native
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member White Cane
He walked down Goverment Road West
With a white cane, in shaking hand
Wearing Stevie wonder glasses
People called him the pop bottle man

With a white cane, in...

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Categories: crazy, community, history, memory,
Form: Pantoum
Premium Member I Love
I Love . . .

to snuggle in my bed, no one around,
the purring of my cat the only sound.
And whether near a window streaming light

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Categories: crazy, books,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Savage Garden
Sergeant Pepper smokes a stogie
In a capsized submarine
Lucky Lucy clad in yellow
Wears her purple diamond ring
Rainbow demons play gin rummy
On a sunlit July morn
Captain Kirk...

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Categories: crazy, america,
Form: Free verse
hahahahaha i have no idea what to title this
help mrs. muse is gone and my mind is shooting blanks 
my friend called inspiration is trying to walk the plank 

motivation just married mr...

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Categories: crazy, introspection, friend, friend, high school,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Little Miss Spring
They say it's a time to slip in the mud, and begin anew.
Kick off the dust of yester ...

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Categories: adventure, appreciation, beauty, crazy, funny, happiness,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Doggy Style
The eighties set fashion on fire,
That’s why it’s the look I desire!
So I’ve nailed it, long-term,
With a hot poodle perm,
Just like Brian May, Cher and...

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Categories: crazy, beauty, dog, fun, funny, hair, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Unloved
She cocooned herself
Spinning the thread tightly
Around her troubled mind
Knowing out there
Out there were the people
Who watched her unwind
Who could not be kind
Losing ground
Every day
She fought...

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Categories: crazy,
Form: Free verse
Yeah.. I pretend that I'm your man
And your hand's in mine forever
So clear.. love's eyes always see
Feelings that will extinguish never
So lets imagine.. you and...

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© Lyric Man  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: crazy, crush, destiny, dream, fantasy, fate, longing,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member A Stalker's Love Poem
They say I’m crazy, but I can’t forget
how she smiled at me when our eyes first met.
To see her, to hear her - each day...

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Categories: crazy, love hurts,
Form: Kyrielle
Like You
Like you ...

I dream of drifting away on a sunny day
high above the cottony stuffed clouds
I'll glide erasing all the hurtful feeling inside 
a season...

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© Tim Smith  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: crazy, art, life, love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member I'll Always Remember
I will always remember the moment we met.
(Haunting woodlands in springtime, your slim silhouette)
The glint in your eyes sparked a tempest at dawn
overwhelming the dreams...

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Categories: crazy, lost love,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Can't get high enough
I started sucking my thumb until it looked like a plumb
Things didn't feel any better so I poured a glass of rum
Some will imagine I'm...

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Categories: crazy, addiction,
Form: Rhyme
Sweet Spring Souvenirs
Now, Spring an echo of a crazy dance
Its music still wrapping the soul in  trance.

Sweet the taste of a season of pure feel
The scent...

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Categories: crazy, friendship love, heart, how i feel,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member You are not a Starfish
Keep making progress
Learn from your losses
Embrace new challenges you'll face
You will always have options
God gave you two legs
So you would'nt be stuck like a starfish...

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© John Conde  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: crazy, desire, faith, future, meaningful, tribute,
Form: Rhyme
It's hard to pick just one

I have so many friends on soup,
it’s hard to pick just one
To narrow down to just a few,
it just cannot be done

Heidi always brings a...

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Categories: crazy, friendship,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Mirror, Lie to Me
I stare at my mirror
So shocked by what I see
There is a strange woman
Staring right back at me

I must’ve been abducted
This must be a crazy...

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Categories: crazy, me, pain, satire, time,
Form: Quatrain