Best Nursery Rhyme Poems
Below are the all-time best Nursery Rhyme poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of nursery rhyme poems written by PoetrySoup members
A Bedtime Story
nursery rhyme, bird, children, nonsense, nursery
Once, a long ways away, and a long time ago
Lived a wee little man with his silly pet crow;
And once every day, as the sun...
JACK AND JILL RE WRITTEN
humorous, nursery rhyme,
Jack and Jill went up the hill
With thoughts of making love
Jack hadn’t got a condom
So cut a finger off Jill’s glove
The glove was far...
All Mothers Must Sing - A Song for the Bulldog
nursery rhyme, baby, childhood, daughter, growing
It was not long ago
By the reck'ning of things
You were yet a wee one
Yet under our wing-
But now you have grown up
Like snow follows Spring...
nursery rhyme, color, fruit, kid, kindergarten,
An apple is Red,
I like eating bread,
Banana is yellow,
I am jolly fellow,
Pear is green,
I am neat and clean,
Coconut is brown,
I am little clown,
All fruits are...
Twinkle twinkle little star
nursery rhyme, , Lullaby,
It's up there
The star that shines for me
Named on the day I was born
My guiding light, shines free
When I was a baby
My mam sang to...
21ST CENTURY RE-WRITE OF HUMPTY DUMPTY
nursery rhyme, change, humorous, irony, nursery
Humpty Dumpty fell off the top of the wall
He got on the phone and gave his lawyer a call
With help from the lawyer and litigation...
OLD KING TROLL FOR ALEXIS Y
betrayal, nursery rhyme,
Old King Troll
Had a very long pole
And a very long pole had he
He called for his wife (she’s his trouble and strife)
And he called...
Visiting Dr Seuss
granddaughter, nursery rhyme, uplifting,
A furry little caterpillar
Crawled onto my knee
He turned into a butterfly
And landed in a tree
Beside him was a humming bird
Sucking pollen from a rose
SING A SONG OF SICKNESS - ESPECIALLY FOR SAN WOO
drink, humorous, nursery rhyme,
Sing a song of sickness after a barrel full of rye
Two men drank the whiskey and soon they were pie eyed
They woke up in a...
Polly Wolly's Doodle
children, fun, nursery rhyme,
I chanced upon Polly Wolly
Walking one day after school
Clearly without her doodle
Something she thought she'd never lose
She told me she had sat it down
The Clown's Song
nursery rhyme, child, food, funny, horror,
Bring me a child to eat
I'm too weak to stand on my feet
All I need is meat
So bring me a child to eat....
nursery rhyme, animal, children, humorous, nature,
You shouldn't poke at monkeys
unless you're a dummkopf
Who gets precisely what's deserved --
your fingers bitten off....
My Blue Cheese is Peas
giggle, humorous, nursery rhyme,
Baby doesn't like the 'peases'.
She spits them out, as she pleases.
I still have that childish vice
But spitting peas isn't nice.
Avoiding them is hard to do.
Far Away, Far Away
nursery rhyme, childhood, fairy, fantasy, imagery,
Far Away, Far Away
Children when you dream at night you may see an awesome sight!
Magic fairies in the dew near trilliums of snow white hue.
In the Bushes
nursery rhyme, candy, child abuse, children,
In the bushes lurked a man
Bits of candy
Luring children in the bushes
Where he hit them,
Scratched them, bit them.
If a man hides in the...
Slack for Sale
nursery rhyme, bird, flying, fun, money,
One cent, two cents,
Nickel and dime
Two bits, four bits,
A dollar this time.
Ship me a grasshopper
Do me a crime
Fly like a whippoorwill
Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Old Mother Hubbard, a cautionary tale
humor, nursery rhyme,
When Old Mother Hubbard
Examined her cupboard
And found not a scrap there to munch on...
Not one morsel that clung
To an ort or a crumb…
She felt foolish...
Three Little Pigs
nursery rhyme, animal, grandchild, nonsense, nursery
I kept those little pigs alive
to stall the beasty, pursed to huff,
while piglets fled and still survive.
They live immortal and contrive
the hungry masher to rebuff.
Monday's Child - Parody
nursery rhyme, child, children, humor, humorous,
Monday’s child will slap your face,
Tuesday’s child is a disgrace,
Wednesday’s child stamps on your toe,
Thursday’s child just won’t go,
Friday’s child is most unforgiving,
Saturday’s child won’t...
nursery rhyme, art, child, color, nursery
Every week on Good Friday I get restless
Palpitations rise for my week end disasters
A monster boldly barges into my silent abode
Depriving me of my...
Ten Little Golden Girls
nursery rhyme, angst, confusion, games, murder,
Ten little golden girls swung from a vine
One branch broke, and then there were nine.
Nine little golden girls went to skate
One fell through a crack,...
(ohw! ohw! ohwwwww!)
The wolves are out tonight.
“Tread lightly”, echoes father’s words,
“and stay clear of their sight”.
Excited by, my first hallo
to stars and moon so bright.
childhood, nursery rhyme, science,
For a girl, she’s pretty nerdy.
Played with physics
Played with chem
Nobel Prize in both of them.
Came from Poland
French with patience
Tumors cured with radiation
Naughty Nursery Rhymes
Mary had a little lamb
The birth was quite a sensation
It should go down in the history books
She needed a lot of sedation
Three little piggies went...