Best Funny Love Poems
Below are the all-time best Funny Love poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of funny love poems written by PoetrySoup members
I Think Of You - An Alternative Universe - 6
funny love, best friend, cute love,
From childhood it was a world of two...you and I...
I leaned lightly, leisurely against your heart and you let me in.
We were five I use...
If I Were The One For Nicola
If only I could make my way to Paris
To search the boulevards and rainy rues
I'd look to find my lonely heart an heiress
An Irish lass...
funny love, funny, love, sad,
I've never kissed a pig with my eyes closed
Nor have I ever held a hand of time
However, there was once when I proposed
But that was...
For BigFoot I searched everywhere.
In all the Northwest, he’s not there!
Then I thought I might know
where a BigFoot might go . . .
so I went...
I Hope This Gives You A Good Hearty Laugh
funny, funny love,
I thought it was kind of romantic
I wasn't being a fanatic
I pulled it out in the cold
You thought that was a bit bold
I wrote it...
crush, funny love, humorous,
As I look back, it all seems funny now
Recalling all those awkward teen age years
I pushed the limits farther than allowed
Supposedly when young, we had...
funny love, august, beach, beautiful, cool,
Don't rush to wash off the sea salt
drying on your skin;
the hopes it carries from other oceans,
those remain yet to be seen.
Black Magic Hearts
funny love, funny, love
What underhanded monkey business
razzle-dazzle bull is this?
Whose double-crossing, flimflam scam,
debauchery or hocus sham
is wheeling dealing in romance,
putting lovers in a...
MEN YOU DEFINITELY WOULDN'T WANT TO DATE - PART 1
boyfriend, funny love, humorous,
I once dated a pilot …
We both had our head in the clouds
Our relationship lead to a lot of turbulence -
I guess it never...
Life According to Miss Ooh-La-La
funny love, beauty, fantasy, feelings, funny
She sits perched, like a gorgeous gargoyle, upon the boulder
splotched with spots of mint chocolate ice cream moss - the wind tasting
her lovely locks as...
" Ike and Jane "- sequence 2
funny love, funny, love, wifeme, me,
The name's Ike.
Some a ya might a met me before,
in my very first write,
and knew me as the stalker with the walker.
"Retired Romance" was the...
funny love, funny, love,
This is just for fun..=)
In the basement of my heart
there is a basement
and in that basement there are two basements.
You open one
and enter the...
funny love, funny, love
Where is it now that I put my heart
The last time I took a break from love
I remembered thinking I wouldn’t need it for awhile
rules for having a side chick
feelings, funny, funny love,
Let's go through the rules for having a side chick
I know a lot of people won't like this
A few guys get one, when their relationship...
The Shoe Store Bantering
funny love, silly,
She jiggled like pink jello into the store
with platinum blonde hair and red rouge on her face
the shoe clerk mumbled it must be 1950's day
funny love, allegory, children, funny, love
“Who am I,” asked the Bunyip. “What am I doing here?”
“Please tell me,” begged the Bunyip,” for my purpose isn’t clear.”
“No answer!” came the stern...
funny love, adventure, brother, fantasy, funny,
There once was a monkey named Frank
Who loved to walk the plank
He said too many jokes
Pulled too many hoaxe-s
Ha! Ha! Ha! Then he...
funny love, animal, children, dog, fun,
My puppy sure loves to lick me
He thinks I’m a lollypop.
Every time I get home he attacks me
Then kisses me nonstop.
You’d think I was gone...
funny love, cat, deep, depression, dog,
Randomling 1: Matthew Macfadyen
I believe I'm in love with Matthew Macfadyen
He inspires in me a terribly bad yen
But as poetry goes
His name 'spires woes
I miss you
cute love, funny love,
I miss you,
like the sky misses the stars.
like the streets when there are no cars.
like a government that has no laws,
like music, when it...
Nothing But the Truth
funny love, funny, love, me, love,
Tell me I am pretty and sexy and hot
Tell me you like everything that I’ve got
Say that my clothes fit me just right
Even if some...
funny love, caregiving, childhood, fantasy, funny
One night while stargazing, Dragon and I, got to see a falling star… descend.
I thought that would be great, so I told him he could...
More than a crush
crush, funny love, i
I first saw you at the funfair
Joy and laughter were high in the air
It felt like more than a crush.
Caught a sight of you walking...
My Best Pick Up Line
"I can tell you are a Libra"
"I am seldom ever wrong
Ah, of course you are a Taurus"
"But the feeling was so...
From Mouse to Spouse
funny love, animals, funny, love
Through the window I looked one day
At a poor lassie in troubled display
She stood high on a chair
In such a terrified stare
Shouting "Oh! please, please...