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Best Funny Love Poems

Below are the all-time best Funny Love poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of funny love poems written by PoetrySoup members


I Think Of You - An Alternative Universe - 6

From childhood it was a world of two...you and I...
I leaned lightly, leisurely against your heart and you let me in.

We were five I use...

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Categories: funny love, best friend, cute love,



Premium Member If I Were The One For Nicola
If only I could make my way to Paris
To search the boulevards and rainy rues
I'd look to find my lonely heart an heiress
An Irish lass...

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Categories: funny love,

Premium Member How Long
I've never kissed a pig with my eyes closed
Nor have I ever held a hand of time
However, there was once when I proposed
But that was...

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Categories: funny love, funny, love, sad,

Premium Member Finding BigFoot
For BigFoot I searched everywhere.
In all the Northwest, he’s not there!
Then I thought I might know
where a BigFoot might go . . .
so I went...

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Categories: funny love,

I Hope This Gives You A Good Hearty Laugh


I thought it was kind of romantic
I wasn't being a fanatic
I pulled it out in the cold
You thought that was a bit bold
I wrote it...

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Categories: funny, funny love,

Premium Member Teacher's Pet
As I look back, it all seems funny now
Recalling all those awkward teen age years
I pushed the limits farther than allowed
Supposedly when young, we had...

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Categories: crush, funny love, humorous,

Hope
Don't rush to wash off the sea salt 
drying on your skin;
the hopes it carries from other oceans,
those remain yet to be seen.
...

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© A.O. Taner  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny love, august, beach, beautiful, cool,

Black Magic Hearts
What underhanded monkey business 
razzle-dazzle bull is this? 
Whose double-crossing, flimflam scam, 
debauchery or hocus sham 
is wheeling dealing in romance, 
putting lovers in a...

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Categories: funny love, funny, love

Premium Member MEN YOU DEFINITELY WOULDN'T WANT TO DATE - PART 1
I once dated a pilot …
We both had our head in the clouds
Our relationship lead to a lot of turbulence - 
I guess it never...

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Categories: boyfriend, funny love, humorous,

Premium Member Life According to Miss Ooh-La-La
She sits perched, like a gorgeous gargoyle, upon the boulder
splotched with spots of mint chocolate ice cream moss - the wind tasting
her lovely locks as...

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Categories: funny love, beauty, fantasy, feelings, funny

" Ike and Jane "- sequence 2
The name's Ike.
Some a ya might a met me before,
in my very first write,
and knew me as the stalker with the walker.
"Retired Romance" was the...

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Categories: funny love, funny, love, wifeme, me,

Basements Basements
This is just for fun..=)




In the basement of my heart
there is a basement
and in that basement there are two basements. 

You open one
and enter the...

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Categories: funny love, funny, love,

The Pursuit
Where is it now that I put my heart
The last time I took a break from love
I remembered thinking I wouldn’t need it for awhile
So...

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Categories: funny love, funny, love

rules for having a side chick
Let's go through the rules for having a side chick
I know a lot of people won't like this
A few guys get one, when their relationship...

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© Alex Duffy  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: feelings, funny, funny love,

The Shoe Store Bantering
She jiggled like pink jello into the store
with platinum blonde hair and red rouge on her face
the shoe clerk mumbled it must be 1950's day
watching...

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Categories: funny love, silly,

The Bunyip
“Who am I,” asked the Bunyip. “What am I doing here?”
“Please tell me,” begged the Bunyip,” for my purpose isn’t clear.”

“No answer!” came the stern...

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Categories: funny love, allegory, children, funny, love

Premium Member Monkey See
Monkey See~

There once was a monkey named Frank
Who loved to walk the plank
He said too many jokes
Pulled too many hoaxe-s 
Ha! Ha! Ha! Then he...

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© SKAT A   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny love, adventure, brother, fantasy, funny,

My Puppy
My puppy sure loves to lick me
He thinks I’m a lollypop.
Every time I get home he attacks me
Then kisses me nonstop.

You’d think I was gone...

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Categories: funny love, animal, children, dog, fun,

Randomlings 1-34

Randomling 1:  Matthew Macfadyen

I believe I'm in love with Matthew Macfadyen
He inspires in me a terribly bad yen
But as poetry goes
His name 'spires woes
Cause...

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Categories: funny love, cat, deep, depression, dog,

I miss you
I miss you, 
like the sky misses the stars.
like the streets when there are no cars.
like a government that has no laws,
like music, when it...

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Categories: cute love, funny love,

Nothing But the Truth
Tell me I am pretty and sexy and hot
Tell me you like everything that I’ve got

Say that my clothes fit me just right
Even if some...

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Categories: funny love, funny, love, me, love,

Premium Member Dragons Wish
One night while stargazing, Dragon and I, got to see a falling star… descend.
I thought that would be great, so I told him he could...

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Categories: funny love, caregiving, childhood, fantasy, funny

More than a crush
I first saw you at the funfair
Joy and laughter were high in the air
It felt like more than a crush.

Caught a sight of you walking...

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Categories: crush, funny love, i

Premium Member My Best Pick Up Line
"I can tell you are a Libra"

"No !"  

"I am seldom ever wrong
Ah, of course you are a Taurus" 

"No!"

"But the feeling was so...

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Categories: funny love,

Premium Member From Mouse to Spouse
Through the window I looked one day
At a poor lassie in troubled display
She stood high on a chair
In such a terrified stare
Shouting "Oh! please, please...

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Categories: funny love, animals, funny, love