Best Limerick Poems
Below are the all-time best Limerick poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of limerick poems written by PoetrySoup members
AT THE FOOTBRIDGE - LIMERICK COLLABORATIONAt the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his erection
For his love...
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Categories:
betrayal, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
A Desperate Housewife - in limerick formA desperate housewife I knew
had such mundane housework to do.
Being so tired of it,
she decided to quit.
Then off to Las Vegas she flew.
Having always been...
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Categories:
adventure, wife,
Form:
Limerick
Chainsaw Blues - bawdy limerick LOLThere was a lumberjack from Borehamwood
A chainsaw mishap took off his manhood
His Love life now a mess
And it caused him great stress
So he...
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Categories:
funny, humor,
Form:
Limerick
THE MALE MENOPAUSE - please feel free to join in the collaborationTed’s libido has now gone astray
He refused a quick roll in the hay
So what could be the cause -
It’s the male menopause...
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Categories:
age, body, humorous, men,
Form:
Limerick
APT NAME LIMERICKS COLLABORATION -NB SOME POEMS WILL BE BAWDY
COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES ...
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Categories:
giggle, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
JAN ALLISON has a FanJAN HAS A FAN
Jan Has no Tan
I once saw a gal called Jan
So sexy she made me ran
Straight to the vicar
Said marry us quicker
Whilst she...
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Categories:
beautiful, character, dedication, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Americans Can't Spell
You Americans really can’t spell,
There, I’ve said it out loud - what the hell!
Though we all recognise,
And, yes, humour your tries,
Well, the fact is, you’ve...
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Categories:
fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
FAREWELL TO TEPPO GRENThis tribute’s to dear Teppo Gren
He supported both women and men
His account’s now deleted
As his friends were mistreated
He will not post on PS again’
To newbies,...
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Categories:
miss you, tribute,
Form:
Limerick
MARY IN THE DAIRYA curvaceous lady named Mary
Just loved having sex in the dairy
When smothered with whipped cream
Her beau would lick her clean…
His Calorie intake was scary!!!
14th June...
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Categories:
farm, humorous, sexy,
Form:
Limerick
Doggy StyleThe eighties set fashion on fire,
That’s why it’s the look I desire!
So I’ve nailed it, long-term,
With a hot poodle perm,
Just like Brian May, Cher and...
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Categories:
beauty, dog, fun, funny,
Form:
Limerick
The Curse: COLLABORATION A man with a quiet demeanor
was cursed with a miniscule wiener.
He tried lotions and pills
But not one cured his ills.
Now he's a silent nail hole...
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Categories:
body, humor,
Form:
Limerick
OOPS - IT'S A BIT OF A COCK UPTed enjoys a quick roll in the hay...
He’s sleeping with his buxom P A
She confirmed she’s with child
Ted baulked, then got quite riled
I wonder what...
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Categories:
humorous, lust, natural disasters,
Form:
Limerick
HE'S MR KNOW IT ALL - NOW A COLLABORATIONOld blabber mouth gets on my wick
His attitude makes me quite sick
He plays to the crowd
Is brash and so loud
My husband thinks he's...
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Categories:
humorous, voice,
Form:
Limerick
I ADMIT I WRITE POOP POETRY
A poet - some deem that I’m not
I write about farting and snot
Won’t be driven away
I am here to stay
Of critics, I don’t give...
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Categories:
anti bullying, poetry,
Form:
Limerick
Intrusion in the Fray:response to Tom
Forgive intrusion in the fray
I'm making comments today
Tom's limericks, three
were cute as can be
But of Kim and Jack, I must say.....
We all know how well...
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Categories:
poetry,
Form:
Limerick
Looks Can Be DeceivingThere was a young gal whose silk skin
Was sewn up with some thread and a pin.
It would drive the men...
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Categories:
metaphor,
Form:
Limerick
The Contest(The Contest)
I once knew a gentle poet boy
Pretending to be the real McCoy
He lost two in a row
This is...
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Categories:
abuse, betrayal, confusion, how
Form:
Limerick
His funeral
That he planned his funeral is factual
And being a prankster quite actual
He prerecorded his voice
So when we kneeled on the joist
He said, "Hi there! Don't...
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Categories:
funny, imagination, song-
Form:
Limerick
Finding BigFootFor BigFoot I searched everywhere.
In all the Northwest, he’s not there!
Then I thought I might know
where a BigFoot might go . . .
so I went...
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Categories:
funny love,
Form:
Limerick
SPRING FORWARDIn spring time fresh flowers are rising
New lambs in the fields – not surprising
In every hedgerow and tree
Lush beauty will surround me
It’s heaven; there is...
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Categories:
spring,
Form:
Limerick
Gathering of the Golden Girls - Soup ConventionFour “Golden Girls” seated at a table
Grey streaks our hair, but minds remain stable
Convention is underway
...
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Categories:
friendship, funnytime,
Form:
Limerick
Big BangYour theory makes quite the impression
But I have this nagging obsession
A huge mass of matter
Explodes in a scatter
This is a layman's 'dumb' question
From whence came...
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Categories:
funny, science,
Form:
Limerick
Justice - A ParableA woman gave birth to a son
named Justice; he had little fun.
If he wanted to play,
his mama would say,
“But only when Justice is done!”
Poor Justice,...
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Categories:
humor,
Form:
Limerick
GIMME A BRAKEA UFO went to land in Dakota
But the brakes didn't work one iota.
It didn't take long
...
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Categories:
funny
Form:
Limerick
HE'S SMOKIN'Sir Henry was playing his flute
He also was smoking cheroot
But when his attire
Was soon caught on fire
I’m guessing he’s not so astute!
04~18~15
Contest: Famous Einstein Quotes...
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Categories:
humorous,
Form:
Limerick