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Best Limerick Poems

Below are the all-time best Limerick poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of limerick poems written by PoetrySoup members

At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his erection
For his love...

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Categories: betrayal, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Desperate Housewife - in limerick form
A desperate housewife I knew
had such mundane housework to do.
Being so tired of it,
she decided to quit.
Then off to Las Vegas she flew.

Having always been...

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Categories: adventure, wife,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Chainsaw Blues - bawdy limerick LOL
There was a lumberjack from Borehamwood 
A chainsaw mishap took off his manhood
His Love life now a mess 
And it caused him great stress
So he...

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Categories: funny, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member THE MALE MENOPAUSE - please feel free to join in the collaboration
Ted’s libido has now gone astray
He refused a quick roll in the hay
So what could be the cause -   
It’s the male menopause...

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Categories: age, body, humorous, men,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member JAN ALLISON has a Fan

Jan Has no Tan

I once saw a gal called Jan
So sexy she made me ran
Straight to the vicar
Said marry us quicker
Whilst she...

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Categories: beautiful, character, dedication, humorous, life,
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Write My Life
When I first surrendered all to You
it wasn’t clear to me,
that You became the author;
my life, Your poetry.
The pages of my life were dark.
You made...

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Categories: limerick, analogy, god, perspective, poetry, repetition, write,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Jack Ellison tribute
Eighty two years young, but still a trooper,
pen writes daily, he's an evergreen souper.
Behold the limerick king and his wisdom,
providing laughs from his humorous kingdom.


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© Silent One  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: limerick, tribute,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member MARY IN THE DAIRY
A curvaceous lady named Mary
Just loved having sex in the dairy
When smothered with whipped cream
Her beau would lick her clean…
His Calorie intake was scary!!!

14th June...

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Categories: farm, humorous, sexy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Doggy Style
The eighties set fashion on fire,
That’s why it’s the look I desire!
So I’ve nailed it, long-term,
With a hot poodle perm,
Just like Brian May, Cher and...

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Categories: beauty, dog, fun, funny, hair, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Curse: COLLABORATION
A man with a quiet demeanor
was cursed with a miniscule wiener.
He tried lotions and pills
But not one cured his ills.
Now he's a silent nail hole...

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Categories: body, humor,
Form: Limerick
Old blabber mouth gets on my wick
His attitude makes me quite sick
He plays to the crowd 
Is brash and so loud 
My husband thinks he's...

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Categories: humorous, voice,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member OOPS - IT'S A BIT OF A COCK UP
Ted enjoys a quick roll in the hay...
He’s sleeping with his buxom P A
She confirmed she’s with child
Ted baulked, then got quite riled
I wonder what...

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Categories: humorous, lust, natural disasters,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Americans Can't Spell
You Americans really can’t spell,
There, I’ve said it out loud - what the hell!
Though we all recognise,
And, yes, humour your tries,
Well, the fact is, you’ve...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous, language, light,
Form: Limerick

A poet - some deem that I’m not
I write about farting and snot
Won’t be driven away
I am here to stay 
Of critics, I don’t give...

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Categories: anti bullying, poetry,
Form: Limerick
Intrusion in the Fray:response to Tom
Forgive intrusion in the fray
I'm making comments today
Tom's limericks, three
were cute as can be
But of Kim and Jack, I must say.....

We all know how well...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: poetry,
Form: Limerick
Looks Can Be Deceiving
There was a young gal whose silk skin
Was sewn up with some thread and a pin.
     It would drive the men...

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Categories: metaphor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Contest
(The Contest)

I once knew a gentle poet boy
Pretending to be the real McCoy
   He lost two in a row
   This is...

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© SKAT A   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: abuse, betrayal, confusion, how i feel,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member His funeral
That he planned his funeral is factual
And being a prankster quite actual
He prerecorded his voice
So when we kneeled on the joist
He said, "Hi there! Don't...

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Categories: funny, imagination, song-
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Finding BigFoot
For BigFoot I searched everywhere.
In all the Northwest, he’s not there!
Then I thought I might know
where a BigFoot might go . . .
so I went...

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Categories: funny love,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Gathering of the Golden Girls - Soup Convention
Four “Golden Girls” seated at a table
Grey streaks our hair, but minds remain stable
     Convention is underway

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Categories: friendship, funnytime,
Form: Limerick
In spring time fresh flowers are rising
New lambs in the fields – not surprising
In every hedgerow and tree
Lush beauty will surround me
It’s heaven; there is...

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Categories: spring,
Form: Limerick
Big Bang
Your theory makes quite the impression
But I have this nagging obsession
A huge mass of matter
Explodes in a scatter
This is a layman's 'dumb' question

From whence came...

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Categories: funny, science,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member GIMME A BRAKE
A UFO went to land in Dakota
But the brakes didn't work one iota.
        It didn't take long

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Categories: funny
Form: Limerick
Premium Member HE'S SMOKIN'
Sir Henry was playing his flute
He also was smoking cheroot
But when his attire
Was soon caught on fire
I’m guessing he’s not so astute!

Contest: Famous Einstein Quotes...

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Categories: humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Justice - A Parable
A woman gave birth to a son
named Justice; he had little fun.
If he wanted to play,
his mama would say,
“But only when Justice is done!”

Poor Justice,...

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Categories: humor,
Form: Limerick