Best Limerick Poems
Below are the all-time best Limerick poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of limerick poems written by PoetrySoup members
At the Footbridge - Limerick CollaborationAt the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his ********
For his love...
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Categories:
betrayal, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
A Desperate Housewife - In Limerick FormA desperate housewife I knew
had such mundane housework to do.
Being so tired of it,
she decided to quit.
Then off to Las Vegas she flew.
Having always been...
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Categories:
adventure, wife,
Form:
Limerick
Chainsaw Blues - Bawdy Limerick LolThere was a lumberjack from Borehamwood
A chainsaw mishap took off his manhood
His Love life now a mess
And it caused him great stress
So he...
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Categories:
funny, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Male Menopause - Please Feel Free To Join In the CollaborationTed’s libido has now gone astray
He refused a quick roll in the hay
So what could be the cause -
It’s the male menopause...
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Categories:
age, body, humorous, men,
Form:
Limerick
Chocks Away - Poop Poem WarningMy turds float like choc’late marshamallows
Just lurking about in the shallows
I guess that my butt
Is truly kaput
So doctor suggests bitter aloes
I questioned such treatment regime
Doc...
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Categories:
body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
LaughterHer limericks posted on Soup
are full of the merits of poop,
of farts and of pee,
of laxatives' glee,
and hard ons - or those with a droop!
For...
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Categories:
tribute,
Form:
Limerick
Jan Allison Has a FanJAN HAS A FAN
Jan Has no Tan
I once saw a gal called Jan
So sexy she made me ran
Straight to the vicar
Said marry us quicker
Whilst she...
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Categories:
beautiful, character, dedication, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be BawdyCOME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES ...
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Categories:
giggle, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
MicroshotWhen looking for a quack with spiked rates
Some try the Windowed Office of Bill Gates
Coz right on the spot
He’ll give you a shot
But be prepared...
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Categories:
angst, corruption,
Form:
Limerick
Dorothy And The Tin Man
When Dorothy and Tin Man were dating
She didn’t prepare for the mating
Til’ she heard a bang
And shouted out, “Dang,
Something inside there’s inflating”
Since Dorothy’s one chick...
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Categories:
sensual, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Mary In the DairyA curvaceous lady named Mary
Just loved having sex in the dairy
When smothered with whipped cream
Her beau would lick her clean…
His Calorie intake was scary!!!
14th June...
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Categories:
farm, humorous, sexy,
Form:
Limerick
He's Mr Know It All - Now a CollaborationOld blabber mouth gets on my wick
His attitude makes me quite sick
He plays to the crowd
Is brash and so loud
My husband thinks he's...
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Categories:
humorous, voice,
Form:
Limerick
The Curse: CollaborationA man with a quiet demeanor
was cursed with a miniscule wiener.
He tried lotions and pills
But not one cured his ills.
Now he's a silent nail hole...
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Categories:
body, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Intrusion In the Fray:Response To TomForgive intrusion in the fray
I'm making comments today
Tom's limericks, three
were cute as can be
But of Kim and Jack, I must say.....
We all know how well...
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Categories:
poetry,
Form:
Limerick
A Promise I Can'T KeepThe sun was setting with a breeze
Seductively sliding behind the trees
Watching his descent
Was quite the event
I witnessed a day to night striptease
He left me with...
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Categories:
sunset,
Form:
Limerick