Best Humor Poems
Below are the all-time best Humor poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of humor poems written by PoetrySoup members
Real Men Wear PinkI stand about five feet eight
I'll admit, I'm a tad overweight
Drive an old pick up truck
Not one to pass the buck
At the moment have a...
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Categories:
character, funny, humor, perspective,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
french, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Shape
A Reverse Rant"Rhyming poems have nothing of substance to say
They're childish! Ridiculous! Silly! Passe!
What's that - 'The Raven,' fine prose, you assure?
Pshaw, a talking bird is not...
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Categories:
humor, irony, poetry, writing,
Form:
Light Verse
If You Weren't Such a Nut MegShe had so many chances
Yet she kept muffin it up
Butter intentions were good
Just not much...
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Categories:
food, fun, humor, words,
Form:
Rhyme
STUNNING SPRING Trees wear a gown of bright emerald green
Where birds are nesting in branches up high
Parents shield fledglings so they can’t be seen
Until they can spread...
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Categories:
beauty, daffodils, humor, nature,
Form:
Sonnet
Showdown At Soup Creek
It was now growing dark as the sun was going down
When a stranger rode into Soup Creek, a frontier town
No one could see his face,...
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Categories:
america, humor, sun,
Form:
Rhyme
YES DEAR LOLYES DEAR!
I have here an old solution
For conflict resolution
Not to mention domestic pollution
I say 'Yes Dear!'
When the situation is tense
With a subject like pounds...
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Categories:
humor, marriage,
Form:
Rhyme
To All the Pens I've Lost BeforeTo all the pens I’ve lost before
That rolled off my desk and, on the floor
I’m glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the pens...
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Categories:
humor,
Form:
Lyric
To Hunt the BugabooWith the morning crisp and frosty
and the Earth yearning for autumn's heat.
Darkness gave way to a fractured dawn
...
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Categories:
funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
BLACK SUNDAY 21st OCTOBER 2018Twenty first of October in two thousand and eighteen
Was the worst disaster poetry soup had seen
Poems wiped off the website as all the poets slept
When...
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Categories:
computer, humor, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
A Comb-edy of Hair-ersMy dear brother Butch,
Hair are the highlights of my week:
I got a job at the Hairway to Heaven salon!
Our motto: "We color your hair or...
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Categories:
hair, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
And The Dog Laughed TooHe stood on the street corner
Having a much needed smoke
Somehow we got chatting
And he told me a joke
And i started laughing
The way that you...
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Categories:
dog, friendship, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
My Son My FriendMourn not my Son... your Father's dead
And there's nothing to be done.
Do not mount the battlements in my defense
As the race was fairly won.
The kitchen...
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Categories:
appreciation, death, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Pirate Bay```Pirate Bay the Haiku```
pirates fierce and mean
drowning fish, sea to sea
parrots on their butt
```Polly Wants A Cracker```
bloodthirst & brutal
Quartermaster...
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Categories:
humor, adventure, anti bullying, boat,
Form:
Haiku
Mimes at My FuneralWhen my time is done and I am finally laid to rest
I don’t want to be recalled as one who lived life depressed
So as I...
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Categories:
funeral, funny, humor, life,
Form:
Couplet
Cas Tim Jan And MeYou have all heard I am sure of the three musketeers
The group with the swords not the ones with the funny ears
Reminds me of a...
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Categories:
humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
A Man Under Stress, A collaboration with Francis CrastoMy appreciation Francis Crasto for allowing me to collaborate with you as your 'psychiatrist' on ‘A MAN UNDER STRESS’- A great sequel to your recent...
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Categories:
humor, rap, stress,
Form:
Rhyme
Sucker PunchedI can't recall exactly when
Life swung and hit me on my chin
I"m ashamed to say, it knocked me cold
When I came to, I woke up...
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Categories:
age, humor, life,
Form:
Rhyme
pun with eggsBenedict was tired, he’d been driving all day.
This was his last delivery, 2 tonnes of eggs delivered to Safeway.
The kid came...
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Categories:
fun, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Curse: COLLABORATION A man with a quiet demeanor
was cursed with a miniscule wiener.
He tried lotions and pills
But not one cured his ills.
Now he's a silent nail hole...
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Categories:
body, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Chainsaw Blues - bawdy limerick LOLThere was a lumberjack from Borehamwood
A chainsaw mishap took off his manhood
His Love life now a mess
And it caused him great stress
So he...
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Categories:
funny, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Tease for Two
"Tease for Two"
“Ein bisschen Zucker
mit Ihrer Sahne, Sir?“
German accent
smoky toned
she purred
Periwinkles suavely winked,
then played with his -
cufflinks
“Not now Schvee Tart”
he...
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Categories:
adventure, humor, romance, word
Form:
Romanticism
Knowin how to keep emOh don't think that I ain't seein'
As you roll those purty eyes,'
And my man stands there a gawkin'
Like he'd won some sort of prize.
My ma...
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Categories:
humor, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Morris the Thesaurus TortoiseOcie the Ocelot liked words a lot!
As a tot, words like dot and trot hit the spot
Then, getting older, the folder on her shoulder grew...
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Categories:
children, humor, words,
Form:
Light Verse
My One RegretIf I weren't afraid, I'd...
Have pulled that red lipstick
Out of my purse
And with cover
Of sister and cousin
Surrounding your coffin
Replaced that drab pink coral
With your...
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Categories:
humor, mom, sorry,
Form:
Light Verse