Best Humor Poems
Below are the all-time best Humor poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of humor poems written by PoetrySoup members
Real Men Wear PinkI stand about five feet eight
I'll admit, I'm a tad overweight
Drive an old pick up truck
Not one to pass the buck
At the moment have a...
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Categories:
character, funny, humor, perspective,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
french, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Shape
A Reverse Rant"Rhyming poems have nothing of substance to say
They're childish! Ridiculous! Silly! Passe!
What's that - 'The Raven,' fine prose, you assure?
Pshaw, a talking bird is not...
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Categories:
humor, irony, poetry, writing,
Form:
Light Verse
If You Weren'T Such a Nut MegShe had so many chances
Yet she kept muffin it up
Butter intentions were good
Just not much...
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Categories:
food, fun, humor, words,
Form:
Rhyme
The Saint Patrick's Day Robbery At Milton Creek BankIn the town of Milton Creek the sun was starting to rise
And Jenna was planning for Ranger David a lovely surprise
Unbeknown to him preparations were...
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Categories:
america, humor, ireland, western,
Form:
Rhyme
Stunning SpringTrees wear a gown of bright emerald green
Where birds are nesting in branches up high
Parents shield fledglings so they can’t be seen
Until they can spread...
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Categories:
beauty, daffodils, humor, nature,
Form:
Sonnet
Yes Dear LolYES DEAR!
I have here an old solution
For conflict resolution
Not to mention domestic pollution
I say 'Yes Dear!'
When the situation is tense
With a subject like pounds...
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Categories:
humor, marriage,
Form:
Rhyme
To All the Pens I'Ve Lost BeforeTo all the pens I’ve lost before
That rolled off my desk and, on the floor
I’m glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the pens...
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Categories:
humor,
Form:
Lyric
To Hunt the BugabooWith the morning crisp and frosty
and the Earth yearning for autumn's heat.
Darkness gave way to a fractured dawn
...
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Categories:
funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
A Comb-edy of Hair-ersMy dear brother Butch,
Hair are the highlights of my week:
I got a job at the Hairway to Heaven salon!
Our motto: "We color your hair or...
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Categories:
hair, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Black Sunday 21st October 2018Twenty first of October in two thousand and eighteen
Was the worst disaster poetry soup had seen
Poems wiped off the website as all the poets slept
When...
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Categories:
computer, humor, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Showdown At Soup CreekIt was now growing dark as the sun was going down
When a stranger rode into Soup Creek, a frontier town
No one could see his face,...
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Categories:
america, humor, sun,
Form:
Rhyme
And the Dog Laughed TooHe stood on the street corner
Having a much needed smoke
Somehow we got chatting
And he told me a joke
And i started laughing
The way that you...
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Categories:
dog, friendship, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Bakers Of Milton CreekThe sun was rising over Milton Creek, heralding the start of a new day
Two new residents were due in town, on the noon train from...
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Categories:
america, humor, western,
Form:
Narrative
Categories:
food, humor, together,
Form:
Narrative