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Best Goat Poems

Below are the all-time best Goat poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of goat poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member The Goat That Lives Next Door
Hello my friend, good day to you; I see you got my note
It's time we had a face to face about that crazy goat!

He made...

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Categories: goat, animal, farm, funny, humor,
Form: Couplet



The 100 mph Goat
These two guys were out on a bird hunt
Suddenly they came upon a pit
Looks deep said one; I’ll throw some rocks in
And see how long...

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Categories: goat, funny,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member The Wily Goat
The purple on his chin was tellin'
there was just no use to lie.
That pesky, good for nothin' goat
had eaten Mother's pie.
She  had set it...

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Categories: goat, petsbrother, brother, mother, time,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member An Invitation to Dance
When fields gleam aureate and song birds sing
and transient stars in clusters scintillate,
when sweet perennials are coaxed by spring
to blossom forth, he comes with sprightly...

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Categories: goat, music, nature,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member In Search of 50 Names -EDITED for judge
In Search of 50 Names(couplets alphabetized for ease of footnoting the names)

A) A tom cat sits in heather nearby a willow tree.
Rose and jasmine fill...

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Categories: goat, words, , cute,
Form: Couplet



Genie in a Gin Bottle
Her lips caress another cigarette
A fading belle looking for love
The smoke veils a creature of habit
Chasing a young girls dream

But this Genie found the palace...

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Categories: goat, love, sad,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member My Alphabet
A a 	big A little a
                   What...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: goat, children, kindergarten, preschool,
Form: Abecedarian
TROLIUS TROLL
Remember the story 
of Billy Goats Gruff?
The troll under the bridge,
and all of that stuff?
If you liked that old story
it's all good and well,
but it...

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Categories: goat, children, funny, parody, tree,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Created By Choices
Something evil this way comes
Sure as the rising of the Son

A single heart left to bleed
A lost soul with a dying need

When love proves it...

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Categories: goat, angst, life, lost loveheart,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Billy Don t Lose my Number
Billy don’t lose my number


No ones knows the darkness
Other than one who knows... the darkness
There is no snow
There is no white
Wings are clipped
There is no...

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Categories: goat, angst, animal, confusion, depression,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Politician Perdition
POLITICIAN PERDITION

Do you find yourself analytical
When it comes to things political
Corpulent men in suits and ties
Cheat with promises and lies

With true intent we go to...

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Categories: goat, america, political,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I'm Just Getting Started
Born in Madrid, in fifty nine,
A military Kid, 3rd of 7 in the assembly line;
They named me Michael, but I answer to Wedge,
A Master Sergeant’s...

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Categories: goat, age, career, children, family,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member King Cyrus The Great
CYRUS II - THE GREAT

So; here comes the story of that, King Cyrus the Great 
Whose history for some of us; is still well up...

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Categories: goat, history, leadership, literature, word
Form: Epic
Premium Member Whatever, Whatever, Whatever


Whatever turns your crank

Whatever tickles your pickle

Whatever dunks your donut

Whatever waxes your dolphin

Whatever buffs your Buddha

Whatever pops your cork

Whatever pets your monkey

Whatever frosts your cookies

Whatever...

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Categories: goat, humorous,
Form: Narrative
The Humorous Side To My Country Life
https://soundcloud.com/kentucky-gal/2012-10-24-12-47-20-774the


Now Y'all have had embarrassing moments that happen to you. 
Well, I had some myself that I thought I'd share that are true. 

Ahh, the...

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© Mary Hoose  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: goat, farm, humor, self,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member My Zoo From A to Z
Alligators, Aardvarks; Arctic fox and hare. Also Armadillos and Asses will be there!

Bobcats, Beavers, Boars; One Blue whale will do! Bovines and a Booby (maybe...

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Categories: goat,
Form: Abecedarian
Premium Member KIDS HAVE EARS THE SIZE OF AN ELEPHANT AND A MOUTH TO MATCH
I read Darryl Ashton’s poem Called Pinocchio Rex and this brought back 
memories of a childhood incident

When I grew up we had a smallholding –...

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Categories: goat, childhood, humorous, innocence, mum,
Form: Narrative
My Orion
Last night I awoke to the sign of Orion, and the big dipper pouring beauty into her
countenance.

Though the stars say she is a Capricorn, a...

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Categories: goat, loveme, time, me, time,
Form: Blank verse
Singing in the Shower
I know of a lass by the name of Kelly McGower 
Who would sing like an angel when she took a shower. 
But when she...

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© Tony Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: goat, funny, sweet, home, sound,
Form: Light Verse
Active Emotions
https://m.soundcloud.com/user-921599710/active-emotions

The aardvark who was ashamed looked at the floor
The ant that was angry banged on the door
The bee who was bold ventured on a quest
The...

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Categories: goat, children, education,
Form: Free verse
Misery begins at forty
I was a man, a cold blooded drunk, as they come.
I lived my whole life in a little house on my dad’s farm.
A broke hustler...

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Categories: goat, age,
Form: Cowboy
Premium Member The Strangest Birthday Present I Ever Received
I was brought up on a smallholding when I was a lass
We needed something to help us cut the vast expanse of grass
I wanted a...

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Categories: goat, humorous, pets, , cute,
Form: Rhyme
chocolate covered cherries
and smitten with her moist entwine, 
he savoured like the red, red wine,
 as passion engulfed the post, 
she was the surely most,
 till oblivion...

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Categories: goat, adventure,
Form: Ballad
Memoriam for Donald B Buchanan
Who will weep for my noble prince? Who will cry
With belly swollen with sorrow, and tears long
As the Black River? Who will hear the clouds...

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Categories: goat, death, faith, friendshipdeath, death,
Form: Elegy
Premium Member The Wonder Of It All
On one bright and sunny morning, verses a dark and stormy night, of course!
Dragon stood at ‘The Dragon and Sheriff Statue’, in the Mayhem Falls...

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Categories: goat, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny,
Form: Light Verse