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Best Vogon Poetry

Below are the all-time best Vogon Poetry poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of vogon poetry poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Hotwired
Hotwired the orgasmatron
headed out on sixty-nine
know there’s nothin up ahead
and even less behind.
Pagination, pixilation
nothing seems to work
maybe just  I’m gettin old
maybe just a jerk
off...

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Categories: slam,
Form: Vogon Poetry



Premium Member Vogon Love
sniggle snarp to the i flee
frumple fram to me and ye

hearts a croom and eyes a breen
word from mouthy to me queen...

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Categories: i love you, love,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Christmas Cataclysm
Christmas day on planet E
each pine tree
deliciously planted
uprooted

the sky is tinsillated, stars replaced by screwy bulbs

and to top it all off – mind you, like...

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Categories: humor,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Different Faces:
The days so few and far and in-between,
Loneliness I never knew has captured my soul,
The sweet smell of her hair I remember so well,
But even...

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© White Wolf  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: silly,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Flammer Me Gimbels, Number 42
Flammer Me Gimbels #42
(a Vogon Pirate poem)

Flammer me gimbels, me trimbels and dromies,
Whenceforth I caminal scrabbit thy foamies.
Jeerbo or Jabox, ex labbit. Ex findle
Will not...

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© John Watt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confusion,
Form: Vogon Poetry



Premium Member Beware
The rimpledeeduggs klacklety splatt britly floaming,
Ere flamping drakkurz snazzle at elvitty gloaming;
Yon jamweezy wudderslimps gamwracks smotly crawling,
Hoytaling pagartrimps flotlessly wrothful in bawling!

Beete stell ere yethle...

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Categories: dark, fantasy, fear, fun,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Vogonian Travels
Grunttenly I fretted the krakening;
Asthe ship dawns the horizon;
Burtworthy emplosions grafting;
Microrations gobblestone variants;
Up holding yon populats;
Ole!! thy fellows freddled Vogonian;
Banquish thessalonian squall;

4/20/19
written words by James...

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Categories: adventure, character, imagery, symbolism,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Myself
Myself! 

I love myself, 
I know myself, 
I acknowledge myself, 
I accept myself, 
I am myself. 

Myself, myself, myself.
I do love you : myself.
Always always...

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Categories: animal, appreciation, blessing, character,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member News Flash
NEWS FLASH

get a load of this
utah backward is a sneeze
forgive me utes, please

Dave Austin...

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Categories: humor,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Vogon Poem
Vogon Love Poem attempt NO. 1

I lay here alpaisd
my ugataala resting on your terangela
held captive
by your radiant pherisloosums
listening to you kyrroud rhythmical snrootum
dmyeluc of loocatagle
if...

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Categories: love,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Revealed
I will not play this for the rest of my days
Their is nothing to gain
All done in vain
You got what you came for
I know who...

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Categories: betrayal, fantasy, freedom,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Migel Your Habs
Migel your habs cruggled to a stone
                  ...

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Categories: nonsense,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Hide the Details

Everybody got a Hollywood life story
to tell
More meat on the bone
give juicier bites 
to sell
Nobody ever turns in a tarnished silver screenplay
Those warts and mistakes
get...

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Categories: allegory, fun, metaphor, word
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member For the World
I wrote alit from the mine
the turkey not a mind
of digging the best out of a hole
to get the liver the heart and the neck
and...

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Categories: butterfly, cry,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Ode 32 111 102 32 97 32 98 97 108 108 32 111 102 32 115 110 111 116
See, see the splurptious sky
Marvel at its big Mauve depths.
Tell me, dingle, do you
Wonder why the Aardvark ignores you?

Why its foobly stare
makes you feel Crappy.
I...

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Categories: silly,
Form: Vogon Poetry
The Doors of the Subconscious
The beat of the music is knocking from the radio.
It tries to enter her subconscious but the door there won't open. 
She has to finish...

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Categories: introspection, longing, lust,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Villains of Capiz
Gargoyles of deepest night in an island strangest
Preys of mangled bodies they can't digest
Rounded, popping eyes craving with long nails
Caveats of animals eating their own...

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Categories: scary,
Form: Vogon Poetry
In Cinema
A movie about horror
Characters playing with mirror
Reflecting images of furor
Dissecting with knives of terror

Villains of phantasm
Heels of sarcasm
Viewers of spasm
Breaking apart like chasm

Stories of apparition
Product...

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Categories: anger, character, death, imagination,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Bran Castle
A female gymnast in Romania
Sweet girl's name is Nadia
Went to a castle passed Brasov
A legendary castle, not of Romanov

Elegant and so cozy
To stay is nonchalant...

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Categories: death, dream, evil,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Boo Bee
Under the creepy tree
Lies a haunted bee, living so free
Comes around, goes around
In a shredded house buried underground

No curse can cease the flying bee
No spell...

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Categories: horror,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Is the Church Moving
He has been born with the power to control
He sees the things around him are in a row
He observes what those things are meticulously
He thinks...

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Categories: devotion, faith,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Third Worst Clatter of Antimatter
THIRD WORST CLATTER OF ANTIMATTER

clatter of antimatter
alien dishes splatter
(the shape of spaceships)

     his antennas* whir with rising
    ...

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Categories: humor,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Vengeful Vogon Kitchen Ku
sieve sifting slight blight 
       fickle fact lung flung gargon ~

        ...

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Categories: anger,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Sophie's Sofa
An elusive pedestal amidst the lights darkens the lounge
And many drink with a glittering eye of scorn
And the snickers only make the room spin faster
And...

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© Sam Blake  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: addiction, bird, child, confusion,
Form: Vogon Poetry
The Stars of a Beautiful Constellation
If we had the brilliance of stars,
we wouldn't be joyless beings.

We'll ask the somber moon to tell us tales,
and forever under her charm, we'll be...

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Categories: age, beautiful, creation, emo,
Form: Vogon Poetry