Best Clothes Poems
Below are the all-time best Clothes poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of clothes poems written by PoetrySoup members
Welcome To My World -The Cost Of Happiness-~TAKE MY MONEY ~
Crimson Joy, L'Oreal Lips, DOLCE & GABBANA eyewear
Mascara from beyond LONDON Bridges
Like the pretty face found in front of Vanity Fair
What...
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Categories:
abuse, addiction, adventure, clothes,
Form:
Free verse
FANCY STRESS - COLLABORATION WITH THE AMAZING NINA PARMENTERThere’s a party tonight so I bouffe up my hair
Pamper and powder my sweet derrière,
Arrive at the door, all done up to impress.....
Oh man, I...
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Categories:
celebration, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
TOEING THE LINE - BAWDY LIMERICKSue’s panties gave her so much woe -
She suffered from dire ‘camel toe’
But with help from soft plastic
Her new outline’s fantastic
It’s discrete and no one...
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Categories:
body, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
THE KNICKERLESS VICAR - CONTAINS INNUENDO :- COLLABORATION WITH NINA PARMENTERFor a man of the cloth, our dear vicar
is not very partial to clothes
He is almost allergic to trousers
and y-fronts get right up his nose.
Ev’ry...
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Categories:
clothes,
Form:
Rhyme
LIARSI went to the shops with my bride,
Our nakedness we didn’t hide,
We followed what folk ask -
Just wear gloves and a mask,
Both bereft, we stood...
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Categories:
body, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
BRITTLE WOOL
In January’s chill, my woe is exposed
Like a mesh of rough woolen lint
Hanging on thick icicles when hours pale ;
As brittle fleece of dreariness
Grips...
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Categories:
clothes, longing, winter,
Form:
Verse
MY CONTST POMPoor Viv got caught in his loo
(Was sporting his pink tutu)
His Mrs. was mad
Said you ‘stupid lad -
your hairy thighs still...
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Categories:
body, clothes, for him,
Form:
Limerick
WHEN SHE STOLE MY THONG IT WENT VERY WRONG - BAWDY
My auntie wears 'Bridget Jones' knickers
But last week at tea at the vicars
She’d purloined MY lace thong
It was morally wrong
T’was the cause of very loud...
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Categories:
clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
BLIND DATE DISASTER - NOW A COLLABORATION
He arrived wearing pink skinny jeans
They were scruffy and ripped at the seams
He looked like a wiener
I will not be meaner
But he’s sure not the...
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Categories:
clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Shodden Down-TroddenMy shoes lie prone like dogs waiting for a new adventure
Will it be a soft seashore shuffle?
A jaunt through the mall, all dusty with grime
A...
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Categories:
clothes,
Form:
Free verse
OLIVIA NEWTON JOHNOlivia Newton John
A stunning sex bomb
Starred in the film Grease
Talk of ‘ those pants’ never cease!
I wonder how she managed to dance
In skin-tight shiny black...
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Categories:
body, clothes, humorous, tribute,
Form:
Clerihew
Beautiful peoplePeople make me smile the way
their eyes shine when they talk
about something they love
when they feed me food. Or tell
me how...
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Categories:
clothes, absence, addiction, age, allegory,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Things People Wear From A to ZA is for Aprons, like Moms used to wear.
B is for Barrettes that adorn young girls’ hair.
C is for Coats, many colors and styles.
D is...
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Categories:
humorous, clothes,
Form:
ABC
The Beauty of Charkha the Spinning Wheel 3
The Beauty of Charkha the Spinning Wheel 2
The Poem is dedicated to Mahatma Gandhi and his Charkha
Part 3
The rapidly emerging new discoveries
Were influencing and...
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Categories:
clothes, inspirational,
Form:
Free verse
Black Bird On a WireBlack Bird
Sitting on a wire
Why is your back turned towards me?
Do you wish to hide the intelligence of your eyes,
or do you wish to create...
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Categories:
angst, bird, child, clothes,
Form:
Free verse
Memory Quilt
Memory Quilt “ For Auction contest “
Welcome all to today’s prestige event
Let us start the day ladies and gentlefolk
We...
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Categories:
beautiful, celebration, clothes, devotion,
Form:
Free verse
WRESTLING WITH HIS TIGHTS - BAWDY LIMERICKA wrestler whose first name is Bill
Wears tights (but he’s over the hill)
He shoves down a sock
To enhance his cock
It sure gives the ladies a...
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Categories:
body, clothes, for him,
Form:
Limerick
THERE'S A NIP IN THE AIRThe north wind is blowing and it’s turning cold
I’m feeling quite chilly I guess I’m getting old
I’ve finally dug out my sexy thermal vest
It’s snug...
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Categories:
clothes, humorous, weather,
Form:
Couplet
MY THERMAL VESTMay not be very sexy
Yet I need you to keep me warm
Thin yet lightweight
Hides my hairy chest
Every winter I cuddle up to you
Really snug
Makes...
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Categories:
clothes,
Form:
Acrostic
the circle of lifeA predator among us.
A villian in our midst.
An entity of evil,
Clouding up our wits.
Preying on the innocent.
Devouring the strong.
A sycophant immortal.
Unbound by right and wrong.
White...
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Categories:
clothes, abuse, allegory, anger, animal,
Form:
Free verse
I Hate to Admit It~ Inspired by the likes of Hoplessly Devoted to You ~
The reflection of your beauty are shadows on the wall,
The abstract of your spirit is...
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Categories:
absence, allusion, beauty, clothes,
Form:
Heroic Couplet
Close to youhanging so close on the clothesline
touching like lovers new
I yours and in silence yours mine
something we never do
Our thoughts might be along those lines
in dreams...
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Categories:
clothes,
Form:
Rhyme
My Old Blue Jeans(Re Old Poems)
A gaggle of girls lounging in the sun,
In the green grass many pairs of legs, stretched out
clad in their blue jeans.
My old...
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Categories:
clothes, fun, garden, girl,
Form:
Free verse
A HUMOUROUS NARRATIVE FOR LYRIC MANDave made a comment about his cowboy boots so I simply had to weave this joke into a little narrative
An elderly couple moved to Texas...
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Categories:
clothes, for him, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
DenimSure, I own a denim jacket
And, of course, a bunch of jeans.
All my closets have held denim
Since the time I hit my teens.
Back in high...
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Categories:
clothes,
Form:
Rhyme