Best Clothes Poems
Below are the all-time best Clothes poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of clothes poems written by PoetrySoup members
Welcome To My World -The Cost of Happiness-~TAKE MY MONEY ~
Crimson Joy, L'Oreal Lips, DOLCE & GABBANA eyewear
Mascara from beyond LONDON Bridges
Like the pretty face found in front of Vanity Fair
What...
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Categories:
abuse, addiction, adventure, clothes,
Form:
Free verse
Fancy Stress - Collaboration With the Amazing Nina ParmenterThere’s a party tonight so I bouffe up my hair
Pamper and powder my sweet derrière,
Arrive at the door, all done up to impress.....
Oh man, I...
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Categories:
celebration, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Toeing the Line - Bawdy LimerickSue’s panties gave her so much woe -
She suffered from dire ‘camel toe’
But with help from soft plastic
Her new outline’s fantastic
It’s discrete and no one...
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Categories:
body, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The Knickerless Vicar - Contains Innuendo :- Collaboration With Nina ParmenterFor a man of the cloth, our dear vicar
is not very partial to clothes
He is almost allergic to trousers
and y-fronts get right up his nose.
Ev’ry...
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Categories:
clothes,
Form:
Rhyme
Brittle WoolIn January’s chill, my woe is exposed
Like a mesh of rough woolen lint
Hanging on thick icicles when hours pale ;
As brittle fleece of dreariness
Grips...
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Categories:
clothes, longing, winter,
Form:
Verse
My Contst PomPoor Viv got caught in his loo
(Was sporting his pink tutu)
His Mrs. was mad
Said you ‘stupid lad -
your hairy thighs still...
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Categories:
body, clothes, for him,
Form:
Limerick
Blind Date Disaster - Now a CollaborationHe arrived wearing pink skinny jeans
They were scruffy and ripped at the seams
He looked like a wiener
I will not be meaner
But he’s sure not the...
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Categories:
clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Olivia Newton JohnOlivia Newton John
A stunning sex bomb
Starred in the film Grease
Talk of ‘ those pants’ never cease!
I wonder how she managed to dance
In skin-tight shiny black...
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Categories:
body, clothes, humorous, tribute,
Form:
Clerihew
Butt Out - Collaboration - Please Join InI’m lunching with my bestie Mylie
She’s upset and no longer smiley
I ask her what’s wrong
She said in my thong
My bottom is no match for Kylie!
I...
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Categories:
body, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Shodden Down-TroddenMy shoes lie prone like dogs waiting for a new adventure
Will it be a soft seashore shuffle?
A jaunt through the mall, all dusty with grime
A...
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Categories:
clothes,
Form:
Free verse
LiarsI went to the shops with my bride,
Our nakedness we didn’t hide,
We followed what folk ask -
Just wear gloves and a mask,
Both bereft, we stood...
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Categories:
body, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Hats and CatsThere was a man with many hats,
that lived in a house with his cats.
When he went outside,
the cats stayed inside.
Hat choosing was driving him bats.
One...
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Categories:
animal, cat, clothes, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Things People Wear From a To ZA is for Aprons, like Moms used to wear.
B is for Barrettes that adorn young girls’ hair.
C is for Coats, many colors and styles.
D is...
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Categories:
humorous, clothes,
Form:
ABC
Beautiful PeoplePeople make me smile the way
their eyes shine when they talk
about something they love
when they feed me food. Or tell
me how...
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Categories:
clothes, absence, addiction, age, allegory,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Black Bird On a WireBlack Bird
Sitting on a wire
Why is your back turned towards me?
Do you wish to hide the intelligence of your eyes,
or do you wish to create...
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Categories:
angst, bird, child, clothes,
Form:
Free verse