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Best Clothes Poems

Below are the all-time best Clothes poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of clothes poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Welcome To My World -The Cost Of Happiness-
~TAKE MY MONEY ~

Crimson Joy, L'Oreal Lips, DOLCE & GABBANA eyewear 
Mascara from beyond LONDON Bridges
Like the pretty face found in front of Vanity Fair
What...

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Categories: abuse, addiction, adventure, clothes,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member FANCY STRESS - COLLABORATION WITH THE AMAZING NINA PARMENTER
There’s a party tonight so I bouffe up my hair
Pamper and powder my sweet derrière,
Arrive at the door, all done up to impress.....
Oh man, I...

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Categories: celebration, clothes, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member TOEING THE LINE - BAWDY LIMERICK
Sue’s panties gave her so much woe -
She suffered from dire ‘camel toe’
But with help from soft plastic
Her new outline’s fantastic
It’s discrete and no one...

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Categories: body, clothes, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member THE KNICKERLESS VICAR - CONTAINS INNUENDO :- COLLABORATION WITH NINA PARMENTER
For a man of the cloth, our dear vicar
is not very partial to clothes
He is almost allergic to trousers
and y-fronts get right up his nose.

Ev’ry...

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Categories: clothes,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member LIARS
I went to the shops with my bride,
Our nakedness we didn’t hide,
We followed what folk ask -
Just wear gloves and a mask,
Both bereft, we stood...

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Categories: body, clothes, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member BRITTLE WOOL


In January’s chill, my woe is exposed 
Like a mesh of rough woolen lint
Hanging on thick icicles when hours pale ;
As brittle fleece of dreariness
Grips...

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Categories: clothes, longing, winter,
Form: Verse
Premium Member MY CONTST POM
Poor Viv got caught in his loo 
(Was sporting his pink tutu) 
His Mrs. was mad 
Said you ‘stupid lad - 
your hairy thighs still...

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Categories: body, clothes, for him,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member BLIND DATE DISASTER - NOW A COLLABORATION


He arrived wearing pink skinny jeans
They were scruffy and ripped at the seams
He looked like a wiener
I will not be meaner
But he’s sure not the...

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Categories: clothes, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Shodden Down-Trodden
My shoes lie prone like dogs waiting for a new adventure
Will it be a soft seashore shuffle?
A jaunt through the mall, all dusty with grime
A...

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Categories: clothes,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN
Olivia Newton John
A stunning sex bomb
Starred in the film Grease
Talk of ‘ those pants’ never cease!

I wonder how she managed to dance
In skin-tight shiny black...

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Categories: body, clothes, humorous, tribute,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Things People Wear From A to Z
A is for Aprons, like Moms used to wear.
B is for Barrettes that adorn young girls’ hair.

C is for Coats, many colors and styles.
D is...

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Categories: humorous, clothes,
Form: ABC
Beautiful people
People make me smile the way 
their eyes shine when they talk 
about something they love 
when they feed me food. Or tell 
me how...

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Categories: clothes, absence, addiction, age, allegory,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Black Bird On a Wire
Black Bird
Sitting on a wire
Why is your back turned towards me?
Do you wish to hide the intelligence of your eyes,
or do you wish to create...

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Categories: angst, bird, child, clothes,
Form: Free verse
The Beauty of Charkha the Spinning Wheel 3
The Beauty of Charkha the Spinning Wheel  2

The Poem is dedicated to Mahatma Gandhi and his Charkha

Part 3

The rapidly emerging new discoveries
Were influencing and...

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Categories: clothes, inspirational,
Form: Free verse
Memory Quilt
Memory Quilt       “ For Auction contest “

Welcome all to today’s prestige event
Let us start the day ladies and gentlefolk
We...

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© MARY GRACE  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: beautiful, celebration, clothes, devotion,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member MY THERMAL VEST
May not be very sexy
Yet I need you to keep me warm

Thin yet lightweight 
Hides my hairy chest
Every winter I cuddle up to you
Really snug
Makes...

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Categories: clothes,
Form: Acrostic
the circle of life
A predator among us.
A villian in our midst.
An entity of evil,
Clouding up our wits.
Preying on the innocent.
Devouring the strong.
A sycophant immortal.
Unbound by right and wrong.
White...

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Categories: clothes, abuse, allegory, anger, animal,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member THERE'S A NIP IN THE AIR
The north wind is blowing and it’s turning cold
I’m feeling quite chilly I guess I’m getting old

I’ve finally dug out my sexy thermal vest
It’s snug...

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Categories: clothes, humorous, weather,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member WRESTLING WITH HIS TIGHTS - BAWDY LIMERICK
A wrestler whose first name is Bill
Wears tights (but he’s over the hill)
He shoves down a sock
To enhance his cock
It sure gives the ladies a...

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Categories: body, clothes, for him,
Form: Limerick
I Hate to Admit It
~ Inspired by the likes of Hoplessly Devoted to You ~

The reflection of your beauty are shadows on the wall,
The abstract of your spirit is...

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© Jesse Day  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: absence, allusion, beauty, clothes,
Form: Heroic Couplet
Premium Member Close to you
hanging so close on the clothesline
touching like lovers new
I yours and in silence yours mine
something we never do

Our thoughts might be along those lines
in dreams...

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Categories: clothes,
Form: Rhyme
My Old Blue Jeans
(Re Old Poems)



 
A gaggle of girls lounging in the sun,
In the green grass many pairs of legs, stretched out
clad in their blue jeans.
My old...

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Categories: clothes, fun, garden, girl,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A HUMOUROUS NARRATIVE FOR LYRIC MAN
Dave made a comment about his cowboy boots so I simply had to weave this joke into a little narrative

An elderly couple moved to Texas...

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Categories: clothes, for him, humorous,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Denim
Sure, I own a denim jacket
And, of course, a bunch of jeans.
All my closets have held denim
Since the time I hit my teens.

Back in high...

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Categories: clothes,
Form: Rhyme
What hurt's me the most
Every time your not next to me
I fell like your being distant

Every time your saying mean things
It makes me feel like you don't love me...

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Categories: betrayal, clothes, depression,
Form: Free verse