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Best Footle Poems

Below are the all-time best Footle poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of footle poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member - Footle For Jan Allison -
Unfit
  Bullshit

  Make it
  a hit





   
   07.07.2015 A-L Andresen :)
   Copyright © All Rights Reserved...

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Categories: fun,
Form: Footle



Premium Member Golf Footle
The grass
alas
is shorn
like corn
the dew
eschews
forlorn
this morn

the crowd
avowed
the ball
and all
then groans 
and moans
clubs thrown
are known.

Embued
and hued
the words
like swords
wrong swing
the sting
bad lie
too high

the squeeze
on knees
in pleas?
to seize
the...

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© Ann Peck  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: 12th grade, anxiety, conflict,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Footle X 20
Swan Lake 
Toes ache

Can't sleep
Count sheep

Eat slow
Don't throw

Won race
First place

Do crime 
Serve time 

Drink gin
Room spin

Keep fit
Don't sit 

Up late
Bed waits

Cold spell
Wrap well

Don't smoke
You'll choke

Don't...

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Categories: humor,
Form: Footle
Premium Member First Dance Footle
first dance
deep trance

love young
just sprung

controlled 
untold

one day
in May

from sir
fresh fleur


9 February 2022

A Strand ( 1068) Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by Brian Strand
1st place...

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© Jcb Brul  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: crush, fantasy, teacher,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Troll footle
scrolling 
      trolling

clicking
      tricking

to cheat
      deceit 

snitches
   ...

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Categories: anti bullying, emotions, mental
Form: Footle



Having Sex - Footle
buck wild
rodeo style
_______________________|
PENNED ON AUGUST 14, 2014!...

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Categories: freedom, funny, sexy, teacher,
Form: Footle
Premium Member And Then I Kissed Him - Collaboration With Tim Smith
Hot date
Can’t wait

We're at
My flat

Cute eyes
Nice thighs

Admit
She’s fit

So sweet
Must eat

We dine
Sublime

First Kiss
Sheer bliss

Soft peck
On neck

Tongue's twirl
Toes curl

First base
Hearts race

Undressed
Bare breast

Blimey
She’s ‘HE’

No joy
Ladyboy

Fussy
Pussy

Night ends
As friends

Written by...

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Categories: humorous, , cute,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Beach Footles Collaboration
Hot sun
What fun

Soft sand
How grand

Blue sea
For me

High tide
Surf side

Beach babe
In shade

Undress
Top less

No finds
Tan lines

Swim suit…
pursuit

He sports
Tight shorts

Romance?
No chance


Jan Allison
Casarah Nance
1st December 2014...

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Categories: beach, humorous,
Form: Footle
More Foolish Footles For Super Soupy Soupers -
Andrea D?...No brainer:
Dandy
Andie

Or in her younger, wilder days she may have been:
Randy
Andie?
(Just kidding! Just kid...Ouch!)

I have no choice but to categorize several poems by my...

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Categories: funny, me,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Footling Around In the Kitchen
Adventurous Asparagus

Edgy 
Veggie

All over the Stove

Splatter
Matter

Don’t let Pa Find This

Risky 
Whisky

Brother Got the Macaroni He Wanted

Dinner
Winner

The Hostess Treat that Hid in the Pantry Corner

Stinky
Twinky

Oops! Leftovers...

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Categories: food, humorous,
Form: Footle
Premium Member It's All In How You Ask It
A Vague Question

Bleary 
Query

A Dull Question

Dreary 
Query

A Positive Question

Cheery
Query

A Tired Question

Weary
Query

A Doubtful Question

Leery 
Query

A Strange Question

Eerie
Query

A Sad Question

Teary
Query

A Question for Hubbie

Dearie
Query...

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Categories: funny,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Slang Footles for Male Names: Part 3
Always Prepared

Ready 
Freddy

The Untamed

Feral
Ferril

What’s in Frankie’s Pockets?

Frankie’s
hankies

Patriotic Guy

Yankee
Frankie

Of the highest Quality

Fraser’s
razors

Small Eater

Grazer
Frazer

The Warlock

Pagan
Fagin

The Brilliant One

Star Glow
Fargo

Something’s About to Happen to Him

Herald
Gerald

Poet

The bard
Gerard

The Mimic

Parrot
Garret

Who Needs Pudding...

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Categories: boy,
Form: Footle
Fickle-Foolish-Footles - Man's Best Friend
Overweight Terrier:
   Porky
   Yorkie
Un-cool Terrier:
   Dorky
   Yorkie

Spaniel dog breeder:
   Cocker
   Stocker
Parrot who mimics...

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Categories: animal, dog, funny,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Funeral Footles
Deceased
Released

Goodbye
I cry

Church pew
Hurts you

My bum
Now numb

No droppin*
The coffin!

4th March 2015
Written before dad’s funeral - I'll take my cushion to sit on lol
* not proper footle...

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Categories: funeral, humor, sad,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Fussy Cat

   Cat stirs
        Then purrs

   Yawns, sighs
       ...

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Categories: cat, humor,
Form: Footle
The Haunted House
Steps in -
What din!

Rat squeaks 
Floor creaks

Let loose,
Ghost boos

Blood Pool -
Bats drool!

Strobe lights,
Snake bites

Suspense -
Live Fence!

Zombie -
Crombie*

Cat's eyes -
On mice

Closed space,
Lined face

Blue slime,
Red grime

Skulls stare...

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© Sneha Rv  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: baby, fun, scary,
Form: Footle
Premium Member He Had To Wear a Fig Leaf At the Nudist Colony
Dinky
Winky


11-22-17...

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Categories: beach, body, humorous,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Think Spring
sun’s a
no-show

raging
winds blow

low temps
ice, snow

life’s in
slow-mo

outlook’s 
dreary

many
weary

even
teary

*****

think of
spring time

pen a 
sweet rhyme

praising
flowers

sun filled
hours

wee birds
singing

great joy
bringing


February 2, 2023
written for Brian Strand's Your Decision Poetry Contest...

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Categories: spring, winter,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Fall Family Feast Footles
An oddly-shaped Thanksgiving bird:
   quirky 
   turkey

What we call Grandma's mashed potatoes:
   dreamy 
   creamy

How she adds...

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© John Watt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: family, thanksgiving day,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Snow Day
cold, but
sun’s bright

season’s
grand sight

pure snow
gleaming

thrilled kids
screaming

snowballs
soaring

day’s not
boring

sleds are
gliding

grandma’s
riding!

snowmen
makers

cookie 
bakers

cocoa 
mixers

supper 
fixers

great day
near-gone

“Good night,”
all yawn


December 6, 2022
       placed 5th in...

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Categories: fun, winter,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Eternal Love
'Tis clear
My dear

You are
By far

My girl
A pearl

I fell
Pell mell

For you
To woo

First kiss
Pure bliss

Asked thee
On knee

Be bride
My pride

Said yea
Great day

Next thing
A ring

Now wife
For life

Three kids
Grandkids

She died
I...

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Categories: love, wife,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Footles X Fifteen
Trees clear.
Falls here. 

Docs pills
Cure ills.

Dim glow 
Wick low. 

Turn key
Lock free. 

Mist cloud 
Grey shroud. 

Big weir 
Stay clear. 

Wasp sting
Red ring. 

Sad clown...

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Categories: humor,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Eclipse
Mourn one!
Mourn all…

*
   *
      *
         *
    ...

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Categories: death,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Sweet Pea
Gentle 
lentil...

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Categories: food,
Form: Footle
Premium Member New Year Footles
New Year
Drinks Beer

Gets drunk
Heads clunk

Drink over
Hangover

Feels sick
Loo quick!

Is ill
Needs Pill

To bed
Sore head

Morning
Dawning

Feels sad
Looks bad

Want drink…
Rethink!

1st January 2015...

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Categories: humorous, new year,
Form: Footle