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Best Footle Poems

Below are the all-time best Footle poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of footle poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member AND THEN I KISSED HIM - COLLABORATION WITH TIM SMITH
Hot date
Can’t wait

We're at
My flat

Cute eyes
Nice thighs

Admit
She’s fit

So sweet
Must eat

We dine
Sublime

First Kiss
Sheer bliss

Soft peck
On neck

Tongue's twirl
Toes curl

First base
Hearts race

Undressed
Bare breast

Blimey
She’s ‘HE’

No joy
Ladyboy

Fussy
Pussy

Night ends
As friends

Written by...

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Categories: humorous, , cute,



Premium Member BEACH FOOTLES COLLABORATION
Hot sun
What fun

Soft sand
How grand

Blue sea
For me

High tide
Surf side

Beach babe
In shade

Undress
Top less

No finds
Tan lines

Swim suit…
pursuit

He sports
Tight shorts

Romance?
No chance


Jan Allison
Casarah Nance
1st December 2014
...

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Categories: beach, humorous,

More Foolish Footles for Super Soupy Soupers -
Andrea D?...No brainer:
Dandy
Andie

Or in her younger, wilder days she may have been:
Randy
Andie?
(Just kidding! Just kid...Ouch!)

I have no choice but to categorize several poems by my...

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Categories: funny, me,

Shells of Alamein lest we forget
Lest we forget

When the Shelling 
And the Din of gunfire
Finally stopped 

His mind was shot
A hollow broken shell
Stood

Crooked in the corner of some foreign land
Every...

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Categories: slam, war,

Premium Member Fussy Cat
Fussy Cat


   Cat stirs
        Then purrs

   Yawns, sighs
      ...

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Categories: cat, humor,

Premium Member - Footle for Jan Allison -


  Unfit
  Bullshit

  Make it
  a hit





   
   07.07.2015 A-L Andresen :)
   Copyright © All Rights...

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Categories: fun,

Fickle-Foolish-Footles - Man's Best Friend
Overweight Terrier:
   Porky
   Yorkie
Un-cool Terrier:
   Dorky
   Yorkie

Spaniel dog breeder:
   Cocker
   Stocker
Parrot who mimics...

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Categories: animal, dog, funny,

Premium Member Footling Around In the Kitchen
Adventurous Asparagus

Edgy 
Veggie

All over the Stove

Splatter
Matter

Don’t let Pa Find This

Risky 
Whisky

Brother Got the Kraft Macaroni He Wanted

Dinner
Winner

The Hostess Treat that Hid in the Pantry Corner

Stinky
Twinky

Oops!...

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Categories: food, humorous,

Premium Member FUNERAL FOOTLES
Deceased
Released

Goodbye
I cry

Church pew
Hurts you

My bum
Now numb

No droppin*
The coffin!

4th March 2015
Written before dad’s funeral - I'll take my cushion to sit on lol
* not proper footle...

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Categories: funeral, humor, sad,

Premium Member It's All In How You Ask It
A Vague Question

Bleary 
Query

A Dull Question

Dreary 
Query

A Positive Question

Cheery
Query

A Tired Question

Weary
Query

A Doubtful Question

Leery 
Query

A Strange Question

Eerie
Query

A Sad Question

Teary
Query

A Question for Hubbie

Dearie
Query

For The "Put Your Footle...

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Categories: funny,

The Haunted House
Steps in -
What din!

Rat squeaks 
Floor creaks

Let loose,
Ghost boos

Blood Pool -
Bats drool!

Strobe lights,
Snake bites

Suspense -
Live Fence!

Zombie -
Crombie*

Cat's eyes -
On mice

Closed space,
Lined face

Blue slime,
Red grime

Skulls stare...

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Categories: baby, fun, scary,

Premium Member HE HAD TO WEAR A FIG LEAF AT THE NUDIST COLONY
Dinky
Winky


11-22-17
...

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Categories: beach, body, humorous,

Premium Member having sex - footle
buck wild
rodeo style
_______________________|
PENNED ON AUGUST 14, 2014!...

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Categories: freedom, funny, sexy, teacher,

Premium Member Sweet Pea
Gentle 
lentil...

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Categories: food,

Premium Member Heart Footle
Please take
Don't break...

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Categories: love,

Premium Member Student Drivers
rehearse

reverse




__________________________________
8/13/14  For Judy Kono's Footle Contest...

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Categories: car,

Premium Member Divorce
Stale mate?
Rebate...

7/7/15 Caryl S. Muzzey
Copyright © 2015 by Caryl S Muzzey

First Place Winner ~ "One Footle” Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Judy Kono
Aug. 8, 2015
...

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Categories: divorce, humorous,

Premium Member NEW YEAR FOOTLES
New Year
Drinks Beer

Gets drunk
Heads clunk

Drink over
Hangover

Feels sick
Loo quick!

Is ill
Needs Pill

To bed
Sore head

Morning
Dawning

Feels sad
Looks bad

Want drink…
Rethink!

1st January 2015
...

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Categories: humorous, new year,

Premium Member TENDER LOVING TOUCH
TENDER LOVING TOUCH

don't fear
she's dear

tight clutch
soft touch

wears white
polite

too sick
she's quick

your ache
she breaks

your ill
she feels

one pill
you still

preserve
your nerve

correct
inject

your shock
she blocks

you scared
she cares

through sleeps
she peeps

recharged
discharge

"thank you"
she coos
___________________________
Sponsor	Judy...

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Categories: care, career, dedication, health,

A Compilation of Fickle Foolish Footles
FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS - 

Bad-ass old bear:
    Grizzly
    Grizzly

Dachshund making critical life choices:
  ...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOOTLES
Bad gifts
Cause rifts

Be rash
Spend cash

Debit
Credit

Worthwhile
Their smile


20th December 2014
...

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Categories: christmas, humorous,

Premium Member THIS POEM REALLY SUCKS
Mummy
Dummy


11~07~14
Sponsor Jerry T Curtis
This Poem really S****s

Thanks for my first ever negative comment 

That is terrible.... J/K ....hugs Tim...

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Categories: humorous,

Decorated Pastry - Footle
strudel
doodle

Copyright, August 12, 2014
Faye Lanham Gibson...

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Categories: food, fun,

Premium Member Blue Moon
Stars died.

Moon cried.

Written July 6, 2015 by Andrea Dietrich
For the One Footle Only Poetry Contest of Judy Konos...

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Categories: moon,

The Sixties
                   taboos 

    ...

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Categories: flower, power,