Best Chastushka Poems
Below are the all-time best Chastushka poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of chastushka poems written by PoetrySoup members
Words From a Dandelion
I saw your other flowers sprout,
so bringing charm, I put down roots.
but hating me, you yanked me out.
You fool, I'll just bring more recruits!
He never stopped preaching
About the color of my hair
So I kept right on bleaching
and now there's nothing there
Contest: Bad hair day
Sponsored by Rick Parise
then they give us FORM as if one three thousanth of us know what the hell that is
angst, me, night, me,
Velvet fell from the SKY ON a Boston day by the bay
Cotton caressed thy lips gentility so that you might sigh
While you tried to convince...
Hair there, why cry, pull it out ..try!
Pretty YES on your head but nose?
God that’s gross you’re not a guy
Pull it out you’re indisposed!
age, angst, bereavement, body,
an older woman and a younger man
are a trix in between
because as his love blooms
he sees himself aging.
penned on august 31, 2014!
He should have gifted something else
the gifts brought her an instant fame
as she saved those on her 'blue dress',
Zippergate was the scandal name!
Placement: 6th;(March 2012)
Waste Of Time
A long time he has hung on
It's about time he gets the boot
The rest would be glad to see him gone
They'll team up to say...
The Paradox of Fall
funny, nature, seasons
Fall arrives today, still clad in green,
Clear skies of impossible blue
Presage the riot of color to come;
Hot reds and golds, yet bitter cold - whom...
Z Z Top and Cousin It took the right approach
Dark sun glasses and beards detract from scraggly hair
Next time my...
Year of the Wig
funny, hair, hair,
(This is a true story from 2001, when I let my
hair grow back to dark, and I fooled a few people
who thought the wig was...
He was an All Star Athlete,
A potential Hall of Famer.
He could have made a fortune, if,
His hair was not like Kramer's....
Geography and Racism
betrayal, bird, blessing, racism,
Geography and Racism
I have only seen
Africa from the deck
Of a ship sailing by
What I know comes
White men meeting
In darkest Africa
In 500 Million Years ...
funny, nature, science
In 500 million years,
All the seas will boil away.
Nothing is Forever -
Best hit the beach today!...
Best Feet Forward
girlfriend, humorous, , cute,
I thought I could love a Russian Girl.
Her lips were divine, pretty like a rose
She was lovely, with the cutest curl.
Why couldn't I stop looking...
A Stupid Fly
A stupid fly tried to swim
In my glass filled with a beer
But finally the beast made it to the rim
And when flying away it showed...
Quiz Clue No. 9
allegory, animals, anniversary, art,
Well, it was a Hardy try my love....
Beauty is only skin deep
friendship, health, may, me,
My thighs may slap together
My bum, it may be huge
But if you look a little deeper
You'll find my heart is true
My stomach may be rounded
DOG POUND CALL OUT
people, political, urban,
Just a thought for fans of Kdash,
K was outed by Dog named Snoop.
Video jus called her garden tool trash,
alerting brothers, he shovels the poop!
A Bad Hair Day
Purple spikes pointing toward the sky
Do you suppose he woke that way?
Can anyone tell me the reason why
He'd strive to have " A Bad Hair...
I Think of Her Asleep
happiness, love, wife
I think of her asleep at home;
Full of her warmth, I envy our bed.
Wherever all my musings roam
She follows in my head....
Political Chastuska #3: No Such Thing As Global Warming
funny, nature, political
"There's no such thing as 'Global Warming'"
- That "hypothesis" my skeptic friends ignore.
Yet to all those with objections forming,
I suggest you check the price of...
The day she cried, "I'll marry you," well heavens, I didn't know!
How fast my life would change or which way I should...
After using that Hair oil
Everybody told me it would do wonder
so I applied it without further delay,
little did I realize that it was a blunder,
no hair on head now,...
He's Still Not Listening
history, military, native american,
After Custer’s death in the Battle of the Little Bighorn
Native American legends declare his ears were removed
He never listened in life, they said, so when...
Oh! Poor, Granny Paped.
Please, don't be mad, at me.
It was, mama, who shouted,
To, wipe, your pee....