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Best Chastushka Poems

Below are the all-time best Chastushka poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of chastushka poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Words From a Dandelion
I saw your other flowers sprout,

so bringing charm, I put down roots.

but hating me, you yanked me out.

You fool, I'll just bring more recruits!


9/8/14 for...

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Categories: funny,



Premium Member Surfer chick

He never stopped preaching
About the color of my hair
So I kept right on bleaching
and now there's nothing there 











Contest: Bad hair day
Sponsored by Rick Parise
Form:...

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Categories: funny

then they give us FORM as if one three thousanth of us know what the hell that is
Velvet fell from the SKY ON a Boston day by the bay
Cotton caressed thy lips gentility so that you might sigh
While you tried to convince...

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Categories: angst, me, night, me,

Premium Member Indisposed
Hair there, why cry, pull it out ..try!
Pretty YES on your head but nose?
God that’s gross you’re not a guy
Pull it out you’re indisposed!

...

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Categories: funny

Premium Member PrEmAtUrE aGiNg
pReMaTuRe AgInG
an older woman and a younger man
are a trix in between
because as his love blooms
he sees himself aging.
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penned on august 31, 2014!
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Categories: age, angst, bereavement, body,

Zippergate

He should have gifted something else
the gifts brought her an instant fame
as she saved those on her 'blue dress',
Zippergate was the scandal name!




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Placement: 6th;(March 2012)

Contest:Chaustushka...

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© kash poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: political,

Premium Member Waste Of Time
A long time he has hung on
It's about time he gets the boot
The rest would be glad to see him gone
They'll team up to say...

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Categories: political, time,

Premium Member The Paradox of Fall
Fall arrives today, still clad in green,
Clear skies of impossible blue
Presage the riot of color to come;
Hot reds and golds, yet bitter cold - whom...

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Categories: funny, nature, seasons

Premium Member Comb Over
Z Z Top and Cousin It took the right approach
     Dark sun glasses and beards detract from scraggly hair
Next time my...

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Categories: funny, cousin,

Premium Member Year of the Wig
(This is a true story from 2001, when I let my
hair grow back to dark, and I fooled a few people
who thought the wig was...

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Categories: funny, hair, hair,

Premium Member Pitch Man
He was an All Star Athlete,
A potential Hall of Famer.
He could have made a fortune, if,
His hair was not like Kramer's....

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Categories: funny

Geography and Racism
Geography and Racism 

I have only seen 
Africa from the deck
Of a ship sailing by
What I know comes
From books 
White men meeting 
In darkest Africa
The...

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Categories: betrayal, bird, blessing, racism,

Premium Member In 500 Million Years ...
In 500 million years,
All the seas will boil away.
Nothing is Forever -
Best hit the beach today!...

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Categories: funny, nature, science

Premium Member Best Feet Forward
I thought I could love a Russian Girl.
Her lips were divine, pretty like a rose
She was lovely, with the cutest curl.
Why couldn't I stop looking...

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Categories: girlfriend, humorous, , cute,

A Stupid Fly
A stupid fly tried to swim
In my glass filled with a beer
But finally the beast made it to the rim
And when flying away it showed...

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Categories: funny

Quiz Clue No. 9
Well, it was a Hardy try my love....

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© tom bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allegory, animals, anniversary, art,

Beauty is only skin deep
My thighs may slap together
My bum, it may be huge
But if you look a little deeper
You'll find my heart is true

My stomach may be rounded
My...

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Categories: friendship, health, may, me,

DOG POUND CALL OUT
Just a thought for fans of Kdash,

K was outed by Dog named Snoop.

Video jus called her garden tool trash,

alerting brothers, he shovels the poop!


For the...

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Categories: people, political, urban,

Premium Member A Bad Hair Day



Purple spikes pointing toward the sky
Do you suppose he woke that way?
Can anyone tell me the reason why
He'd strive to have " A Bad Hair...

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Categories: funny

Premium Member I Think of Her Asleep
I think of her asleep at home;
Full of her warmth, I envy our bed.
Wherever all my musings roam
She follows in my head....

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Categories: happiness, love, wife

Premium Member Political Chastuska #3: No Such Thing As Global Warming
"There's no such thing as 'Global Warming'"
- That "hypothesis" my skeptic friends ignore.
Yet to all those with objections forming,
I suggest you check the price of...

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Categories: funny, nature, political

co-ed Pants
The day she cried, "I'll marry you," well heavens, I didn't know!   
How fast my life would change or which way I should...

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© Judy Konos  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: wife,

After using that Hair oil
Everybody told me it would do wonder
so I applied it without further delay,
little did I realize that it was a blunder,
no hair on head now,...

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© kash poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funnyhair,

Premium Member He's Still Not Listening
After Custer’s death in the Battle of the Little Bighorn
Native American legends declare his ears were removed
He never listened in life, they said, so when...

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Categories: history, military, native american,

Granny Pee
Oh! Poor, Granny Paped.
Please, don't be mad, at me.
It was, mama, who shouted,
To, wipe, your pee....

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Categories: caregiving