Best Chastushka Poems

I saw your other flowers sprout,

so bringing charm, I put down roots.

but hating me, you yanked me out.

You fool, I'll just bring more recruits!...

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He never stopped preaching
About the color of my hair
So I kept right on bleaching
and now there's nothing there 











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Velvet fell from the SKY ON a Boston day by the bay
Cotton caressed thy lips gentility so that you might sigh
While you tried to convince...

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Hair there, why cry, pull it out ..try!
Pretty YES on your head but nose?
God that’s gross you’re not a guy
Pull it out you’re indisposed!

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pReMaTuRe AgInG
an older woman and a younger man
are a trix in between
because as his love blooms
he sees himself aging.
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penned on august 31, 2014!
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He should have gifted something else
the gifts brought her an instant fame
as she saved those on her 'blue dress',
Zippergate was the scandal name!




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Placement: 6th;(March 2012)

Contest:Chaustushka...

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If I were you
 And you were me
 i knew your sorrows 
 And you felt pains of me.

 All roots of misunderstanding 
 Live...

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Let me watch
Till the end. 
The world is on
Threat to the end. 
   
   More ambitions
Global warming
Deadly bio weapons
Increased tensions. 

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Not us they said.  You cannot make us shelter in!
Memorial Day they ran to the beaches for fun.
We do not buy into your story,...

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A long time he has hung on
It's about time he gets the boot
The rest would be glad to see him gone
They'll team up to say...

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Fall arrives today, still clad in green,
Clear skies of impossible blue
Presage the riot of color to come;
Hot reds and golds, yet bitter cold - whom...

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Z Z Top and Cousin It took the right approach
     Dark sun glasses and beards detract from scraggly hair
Next time my...

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(This is a true story from 2001, when I let my
hair grow back to dark, and I fooled a few people
who thought the wig was...

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He was an All Star Athlete,
A potential Hall of Famer.
He could have made a fortune, if,
His hair was not like Kramer's....

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A stupid fly tried to swim
In my glass filled with a beer
But finally the beast made it to the rim
And when flying away it showed...

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Well, it was a Hardy try my love....

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My thighs may slap together
My bum, it may be huge
But if you look a little deeper
You'll find my heart is true

My stomach may be rounded
My...

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Geography and Racism 

I have only seen 
Africa from the deck
Of a ship sailing by
What I know comes
From books 
White men meeting 
In darkest Africa
The...

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In 500 million years,
All the seas will boil away.
Nothing is Forever -
Best hit the beach today!...

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Cleanliness 

The small town 
Up north
Is so clean
Shoes is 
Forbidden 
Out doors
Only woolly
Socks
People 
Do not go
Out a lot
Especially not
In winters. 

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I thought I could love a Russian Girl.
Her lips were divine, pretty like a rose
She was lovely, with the cutest curl.
Why couldn't I stop looking...

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Just a thought for fans of Kdash,

K was outed by Dog named Snoop.

Video jus called her garden tool trash,

alerting brothers, he shovels the poop!


For the...

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Purple spikes pointing toward the sky
Do you suppose he woke that way?
Can anyone tell me the reason why
He'd strive to have " A Bad Hair...

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Everybody told me it would do wonder
so I applied it without further delay,
little did I realize that it was a blunder,
no hair on head now,...

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I must stop eating Snickers
I can’t fit in my knickers
Have less food on my plate
Won’t moan about my weight

08~23~14
Written for Chastuska Me Contest
Sponsored by Dr...

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