Best Chastushka Poems
Below are the all-time best Chastushka poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of chastushka poems written by PoetrySoup members
Words From a DandelionI saw your other flowers sprout,
so bringing charm, I put down roots.
but hating me, you yanked me out.
You fool, I'll just bring more recruits!...
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Categories:
funny,
Form:
Chastushka
Surfer chick
He never stopped preaching
About the color of my hair
So I kept right on bleaching
and now there's nothing there
Contest: Bad hair day
Sponsored by Rick Parise
Form:...
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Categories:
funny
Form:
Chastushka
then they give us FORM as if one three thousanth of us know what the hell that is Velvet fell from the SKY ON a Boston day by the bay
Cotton caressed thy lips gentility so that you might sigh
While you tried to convince...
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Categories:
angst, me, night, me,
Form:
Chastushka
IndisposedHair there, why cry, pull it out ..try!
Pretty YES on your head but nose?
God that’s gross you’re not a guy
Pull it out you’re indisposed!
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Categories:
funny
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Chastushka
PrEmAtUrE aGiNgpReMaTuRe AgInG
an older woman and a younger man
are a trix in between
because as his love blooms
he sees himself aging.
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penned on august 31, 2014!
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age, angst, bereavement, body,
Form:
Chastushka
Zippergate
He should have gifted something else
the gifts brought her an instant fame
as she saved those on her 'blue dress',
Zippergate was the scandal name!
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Placement: 6th;(March 2012)
Contest:Chaustushka...
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Categories:
political,
Form:
Chastushka
IF i Were You If I were you
And you were me
i knew your sorrows
And you felt pains of me.
All roots of misunderstanding
Live...
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Categories:
change, conflict, cute love,
Form:
Chastushka
LET ME WATCHLet me watch
Till the end.
The world is on
Threat to the end.
More ambitions
Global warming
Deadly bio weapons
Increased tensions.
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Categories:
destiny, education, feelings, how
Form:
Chastushka
You Cannot Make us Shelter InNot us they said. You cannot make us shelter in!
Memorial Day they ran to the beaches for fun.
We do not buy into your story,...
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Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Chastushka
Waste Of TimeA long time he has hung on
It's about time he gets the boot
The rest would be glad to see him gone
They'll team up to say...
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Categories:
political, time,
Form:
Chastushka
The Paradox of FallFall arrives today, still clad in green,
Clear skies of impossible blue
Presage the riot of color to come;
Hot reds and golds, yet bitter cold - whom...
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Categories:
funny, nature, seasons
Form:
Chastushka
Comb OverZ Z Top and Cousin It took the right approach
Dark sun glasses and beards detract from scraggly hair
Next time my...
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Categories:
funny, cousin,
Form:
Chastushka
Year of the Wig(This is a true story from 2001, when I let my
hair grow back to dark, and I fooled a few people
who thought the wig was...
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Categories:
funny, hair, hair,
Form:
Chastushka
Pitch ManHe was an All Star Athlete,
A potential Hall of Famer.
He could have made a fortune, if,
His hair was not like Kramer's....
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Categories:
funny
Form:
Chastushka
A Stupid FlyA stupid fly tried to swim
In my glass filled with a beer
But finally the beast made it to the rim
And when flying away it showed...
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Categories:
funny
Form:
Chastushka
Quiz Clue No. 9Well, it was a Hardy try my love....
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Categories:
allegory, animals, anniversary, art,
Form:
Chastushka
Beauty is only skin deepMy thighs may slap together
My bum, it may be huge
But if you look a little deeper
You'll find my heart is true
My stomach may be rounded
My...
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Categories:
friendship, health, may, me,
Form:
Chastushka
Geography and RacismGeography and Racism
I have only seen
Africa from the deck
Of a ship sailing by
What I know comes
From books
White men meeting
In darkest Africa
The...
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Categories:
betrayal, bird, blessing, racism,
Form:
Chastushka
In 500 Million Years ...In 500 million years,
All the seas will boil away.
Nothing is Forever -
Best hit the beach today!...
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Categories:
funny, nature, science
Form:
Chastushka
cleanlinessCleanliness
The small town
Up north
Is so clean
Shoes is
Forbidden
Out doors
Only woolly
Socks
People
Do not go
Out a lot
Especially not
In winters.
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Categories:
celebration, character, cheer up,
Form:
Chastushka
Best Feet ForwardI thought I could love a Russian Girl.
Her lips were divine, pretty like a rose
She was lovely, with the cutest curl.
Why couldn't I stop looking...
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Categories:
girlfriend, humorous, , cute,
Form:
Chastushka
DOG POUND CALL OUTJust a thought for fans of Kdash,
K was outed by Dog named Snoop.
Video jus called her garden tool trash,
alerting brothers, he shovels the poop!
For the...
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Categories:
people, political, urban,
Form:
Chastushka
A Bad Hair Day
Purple spikes pointing toward the sky
Do you suppose he woke that way?
Can anyone tell me the reason why
He'd strive to have " A Bad Hair...
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Categories:
funny
Form:
Chastushka
After using that Hair oilEverybody told me it would do wonder
so I applied it without further delay,
little did I realize that it was a blunder,
no hair on head now,...
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Categories:
funnyhair,
Form:
Chastushka
DIET DILEMMAI must stop eating Snickers
I can’t fit in my knickers
Have less food on my plate
Won’t moan about my weight
08~23~14
Written for Chastuska Me Contest
Sponsored by Dr...
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Categories:
chocolate, humorous,
Form:
Chastushka