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Best Chastushka Poems

Below are the all-time best Chastushka poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of chastushka poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Words From a Dandelion
I saw your other flowers sprout,

so bringing charm, I put down roots.

but hating me, you yanked me out.

You fool, I'll just bring more recruits!


9/8/14 for...

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Categories: funny,
Form: Chastushka



Premium Member Surfer chick

He never stopped preaching
About the color of my hair
So I kept right on bleaching
and now there's nothing there 











Contest: Bad hair day
Sponsored by Rick Parise
Form:...

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Categories: funny
Form: Chastushka
then they give us FORM as if one three thousanth of us know what the hell that is
Velvet fell from the SKY ON a Boston day by the bay
Cotton caressed thy lips gentility so that you might sigh
While you tried to convince...

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Categories: angst, me, night, me, night, sky,
Form: Chastushka
Premium Member Indisposed
Hair there, why cry, pull it out ..try!
Pretty YES on your head but nose?
God that’s gross you’re not a guy
Pull it out you’re indisposed!

...

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Categories: funny
Form: Chastushka
Premium Member PrEmAtUrE aGiNg
pReMaTuRe AgInG
an older woman and a younger man
are a trix in between
because as his love blooms
he sees himself aging.
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penned on august 31, 2014!
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Categories: age, angst, bereavement, body, change, crazy,
Form: Chastushka



Zippergate

He should have gifted something else
the gifts brought her an instant fame
as she saved those on her 'blue dress',
Zippergate was the scandal name!




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Placement: 6th;(March 2012)

Contest:Chaustushka...

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© kash poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: political,
Form: Chastushka
IF i Were You
If I were you
 And you were me
 i knew your sorrows 
 And you felt pains of me.

 All roots of misunderstanding 
 Live...

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Categories: change, conflict, cute love, freedom, introspection,
Form: Chastushka
Premium Member Waste Of Time
A long time he has hung on
It's about time he gets the boot
The rest would be glad to see him gone
They'll team up to say...

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Categories: political, time,
Form: Chastushka
Premium Member The Paradox of Fall
Fall arrives today, still clad in green,
Clear skies of impossible blue
Presage the riot of color to come;
Hot reds and golds, yet bitter cold - whom...

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Categories: funny, nature, seasons
Form: Chastushka
Premium Member Comb Over
Z Z Top and Cousin It took the right approach
     Dark sun glasses and beards detract from scraggly hair
Next time my...

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Categories: funny, cousin,
Form: Chastushka
Premium Member Year of the Wig
(This is a true story from 2001, when I let my
hair grow back to dark, and I fooled a few people
who thought the wig was...

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Categories: funny, hair, hair,
Form: Chastushka
Premium Member Pitch Man
He was an All Star Athlete,
A potential Hall of Famer.
He could have made a fortune, if,
His hair was not like Kramer's....

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Categories: funny
Form: Chastushka
Geography and Racism
Geography and Racism 

I have only seen 
Africa from the deck
Of a ship sailing by
What I know comes
From books 
White men meeting 
In darkest Africa
The...

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Categories: betrayal, bird, blessing, racism,
Form: Chastushka
Premium Member Best Feet Forward
I thought I could love a Russian Girl.
Her lips were divine, pretty like a rose
She was lovely, with the cutest curl.
Why couldn't I stop looking...

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Categories: girlfriend, humorous, , cute,
Form: Chastushka
Premium Member In 500 Million Years ...
In 500 million years,
All the seas will boil away.
Nothing is Forever -
Best hit the beach today!...

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Categories: funny, nature, science
Form: Chastushka
A Stupid Fly
A stupid fly tried to swim
In my glass filled with a beer
But finally the beast made it to the rim
And when flying away it showed...

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Categories: funny
Form: Chastushka
Quiz Clue No. 9
Well, it was a Hardy try my love....

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© tom bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allegory, animals, anniversary, art, black african
Form: Chastushka
Beauty is only skin deep
My thighs may slap together
My bum, it may be huge
But if you look a little deeper
You'll find my heart is true

My stomach may be rounded
My...

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Categories: friendship, health, may, me,
Form: Chastushka
DOG POUND CALL OUT
Just a thought for fans of Kdash,

K was outed by Dog named Snoop.

Video jus called her garden tool trash,

alerting brothers, he shovels the poop!


For the...

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Categories: people, political, urban,
Form: Chastushka
Premium Member A Bad Hair Day



Purple spikes pointing toward the sky
Do you suppose he woke that way?
Can anyone tell me the reason why
He'd strive to have " A Bad Hair...

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Categories: funny
Form: Chastushka
Premium Member I Think of Her Asleep
I think of her asleep at home;
Full of her warmth, I envy our bed.
Wherever all my musings roam
She follows in my head....

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Categories: happiness, love, wife
Form: Chastushka
cleanliness
Cleanliness 

The small town 
Up north
Is so clean
Shoes is 
Forbidden 
Out doors
Only woolly
Socks
People 
Do not go
Out a lot
Especially not
In winters. 

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© jan hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: celebration, character, cheer up,
Form: Chastushka
co-ed Pants
The day she cried, "I'll marry you," well heavens, I didn't know!   
How fast my life would change or which way I should...

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© Judy Konos  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: wife,
Form: Chastushka
After using that Hair oil
Everybody told me it would do wonder
so I applied it without further delay,
little did I realize that it was a blunder,
no hair on head now,...

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© kash poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funnyhair,
Form: Chastushka
Premium Member Political Chastuska #3: No Such Thing As Global Warming
"There's no such thing as 'Global Warming'"
- That "hypothesis" my skeptic friends ignore.
Yet to all those with objections forming,
I suggest you check the price of...

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Categories: funny, nature, political
Form: Chastushka