Best Hilarious Poems
Below are the all-time best Hilarious poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hilarious poems written by PoetrySoup members
Love In The Trenches
Now this is my definition of love
It's much like wrestling in the mud
You get down and dirty
And say things quite flirty
Then it all comes together...
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Categories:
hilarious,
Form:
Narrative
This Klutz For HireI’ve picked it up a hundred times
yet dropped it just once more
So I give up, the blasted thing
can lay there on the floor
And stepping out...
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Categories:
hilarious, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
French Revolution PARODYBrigitte my love
Our Country suffers of many debts
The people are restless
Whatever shall we do love?
Ah Macron, we must think past the cookies
The solutions are complex,...
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Categories:
america, art, funny, hilarious,
Form:
Free verse
First LoveFirst Love
A man remembers his first love.
Until he finds his grave.
If he lives to be a hundred.
That's what he'll always crave.
For some it might be...
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Categories:
first love, hilarious, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Oops, It Was An AccidentOops, It was an Accident
I accidentally let one loose
on a blind date with a guy named Bruce.
We went to the movies on that fateful day
happily...
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Categories:
anxiety, hilarious, youth,
Form:
Rhyme
Quacking CrackersDonald Duck Chancellor of this fowl kingdom
wearing an upside down smile's raging hypocrite backwards
this deranged Duck twitters to and fro as his unhinged...
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Categories:
hilarious, abuse, betrayal, conflict, deep,
Form:
Political Verse
THE BULLDOG IS BACK: LOLI've been released and free to roam.
You are so wrong, I'm not alone.
I'm glad you read, all that I write.
You mock my work, that's not...
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Categories:
anti bullying, hilarious, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
My Shoe CollectionMy Shoe Collection
Shoes
Nice if you have them
Shoes
There is love
There is happiness
When the next path of your journey
You take with shoes on your feet
Shoes
I am coming...
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Categories:
hilarious, imagination, irony, journey,
Form:
Free verse
I AMUSE MYSELFWhen no one else is around
I AMUSE MYSELF while sitting down
And bring myself loads of joy when I pretend to be
A stand-up comedian...
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Categories:
hilarious, moon, night,
Form:
Villanelle
Oh Christmas TreeOh Christmas tree
Oh Christmas tree
Oh no I’m singing to a Christmas tree
Rum eggnog in me
Rum eggnog in me
Oh no I’m singing to the Christmas tree
Oh...
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Categories:
christmas, hilarious,
Form:
Lyric
I came Across A JumpherI came across a Jumpher
A jumphin’ up at me.
It wasn’t very springy
As far as i could see.
It tried to do someothersault,
Impressing like a tree,
But landed...
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Categories:
hilarious, humorous, imagination, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
You Said You Understood
Listen, Heathcliff, don't get me wrong,
but hanging with you isn't good.
You're a dragon, and I'm a mouse,
last night you said you understood.
That weird look in...
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Categories:
fantasy, funny, hilarious, humor,
Form:
Quatrain
Poetry CrimesLittle men making laws
Little men seeking flaws
Little men laughing at the meek
Little men weaker than wounded sheep
Oh little men, come ye here
I shall score and...
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Categories:
bird, children, hilarious,
Form:
Light Verse
The Dead Man and the Loud HenI shall delete my existence says the dead man
No more do I breathe
No more shall I rant
Although often I recant
I shall delete all my poems...
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Categories:
children, hilarious, muse,
Form:
Light Verse
Lickety SplitL ittle voices, rising in volume and pitch
I mploring teacher, begs all available aids to help pop
C oats, hats, muffs, mitts, sweaters, gloves, socks,...
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Categories:
hilarious, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form:
Acrostic
I am a Very Bad PoetSo I have been told
by a drunk
does he own a pair of shoes?
has he ever walked in another's?
mean and grouchy
unkind to falling leaves
what dreams were...
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Categories:
art, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Halloween,HalloweenI shiver at the thought of being attacked by owls,
My home infested by Carols' pesky trolls,
A fire breathing dragon,flying around in the lobby,
Or a hand...
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Categories:
death, halloween, hilarious, horror,
Form:
Rhyme
Am in love with a prostituteam in love with a prostitute
a prostitute is a women too
some are force to prostitute
through hardships
some just love sex and money
some are just in slave...
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Categories:
hilarious, africa, faith, for her,
Form:
Epic
Daft From BathYou look stupid in videos on phones at the start,
you don't look like "Badmans" calling women a tart,
when I see those skits I think what...
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Categories:
england, funny, giggle, hilarious,
Form:
Rhyme
Surfing USA
Drip drip dribble dribble
google harps- here's a fiddle
How does fuzz evolve to stubble
Here's Fred Flinstone- Barney Rubble
WON 5 DOLLARS!- now I'm even
Online poker- guy named...
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Categories:
funny, hilarious,
Form:
I do not know?
Ladder Day SaintsThe Firemen were ready for their competition, as excitement did abound.
Then in flew Super Dragon, while landing, he mowed his buddies down.
Yep, he had landed...
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Categories:
adventure, fantasy, funny, hilarious,
Form:
Light Verse
Insomniac attackA Hindenburg-Esque explosion
Say goodbye to rationality
While all the daily trespassers Scream!
"OH THE INSANITY!!!!"
I sleep with sinners
Weep with the saints
I'm twice the fossil
Three times...
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Categories:
bible, faith, hilarious,
Form:
Blitz
The Forgetful ManO, what a forgetful man!
He forgot the wallet
in the car.
He forgot the car keys
in the restaurant.
He forgot to pay for a meal
in the restaurant.
He forgot...
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Categories:
crazy, funny, hilarious, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Fireman Competition DragonDragon went to the mailbox this morn,
And he came excitedly flying back, yes, toward the house…
So Now, you should… be doubly, doubly, doubly...
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Categories:
fantasy, funny, hilarious, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
Kill BillHydro bill
Visa bill
Food bill
Toilet paper bill
Heating bill
Wine bill
Car bill
Phone bill
Clothing bill
Duck bill
Buffalo bill
Entertainment bill
Anti acids tablets bill
Insurance bill
Bar bill
House bill
Weed bill
Bakery bill
Starbucks bill
Medical bill
Psychotic drugs...
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Categories:
hilarious, art, evil, funny, giggle,
Form:
Free verse