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Best Hilarious Poems

Below are the all-time best Hilarious poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hilarious poems written by PoetrySoup members

Premium Member Love In The Trenches

Now this is my definition of love
It's much like wrestling in the mud
You get down and dirty
And say things quite flirty
Then it all comes together...

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Categories: hilarious,
Form: Narrative

Premium Member This Klutz For Hire
I’ve picked it up a hundred times
yet dropped it just once more
So I give up, the blasted thing
can lay there on the floor

And stepping out...

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Categories: hilarious, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member First Love
First Love

A man remembers his first love.
Until he finds his grave.
If he lives to be a hundred.
That's what he'll always crave.

For some it might be...

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Categories: first love, hilarious, humor, humorous, romance,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member French Revolution PARODY
Brigitte my love
Our Country suffers of many debts
The people are restless
Whatever shall we do love?

Ah Macron, we must think past the cookies
The solutions are complex,...

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Categories: america, art, funny, hilarious, humor, paris,
Form: Free verse
Self-gratification is the fruit of one's love,
making the artist's delighted face glow...
when every vision has been achieved,
and each intention joyfully revealed.

He will envision the shape...

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Categories: hilarious, art, dedication, fantasy, imagination, inspirational, passion,
Form: Quatrain

Oops, It Was An Accident
Oops, It was an Accident

I accidentally let one loose
on a blind date with a guy named Bruce.
We went to the movies on that fateful day

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Categories: anxiety, hilarious, youth,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Gym'll Fix It - Collaboration with Jan Allison
My middle aged spread is just spreading
So I thought i should join a new gym
Got to fit in my dress for a wedding
With some exercise...

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Categories: hilarious, fun, funny, humor, humorous, silly, sports,
Form: Rhyme
From Life of a Cat
From Life of Cat

From life of a cat what can we learn?
Never have seen one wearing a sunburn
Our cat we do have that does exist

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hilarious, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Fancy Stress - Collaboration with the Awesome Jan Allison
Fancy Stress - Collaboration with the Awesome Jan Allison

There’s a party tonight so I bouffe up my hair
Pamper and powder my sweet derrière,
Arrive at the...

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Categories: hilarious, fun, funny, humor, humorous, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Hair
We've always been obsessed with hair
Ponytails or long and flowing
Medusa's hair would turn you to stone
If you gazed on it, no joking

In the 60s a...

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Categories: hilarious, funny,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Quacking Crackers
Donald Duck Chancellor of this fowl kingdom 
wearing an upside down smile's raging hypocrite backwards 
this deranged Duck twitters to and fro as his unhinged...

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Categories: abuse, betrayal, conflict, deep, earth, hilarious,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Merry Christmas to all My Soup Friends
Merry Christmas to all my Poetry soup friends
Thanks for all the kind support that never ends
Your contests are a jump start to my sleepy muse

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Categories: hilarious, appreciation, how i feel, inspiration,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ghost Fun
ghost cameras
	recording spirits.

ghost riders
        	galloping entities

ghost dancers
	shaking their booties
			What booties?

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Categories: hilarious, 10th grade, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member My Shoe Collection
My Shoe Collection


Nice if you have them


There is love
There is happiness
When the next path of your journey
You take with shoes on your feet


I am coming...

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Categories: hilarious, imagination, irony, journey, metaphor, silly,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member I AMUSE MYSELF
When no one else is around 
I AMUSE MYSELF while sitting down
And bring myself loads of joy when I pretend to be 
A stand-up comedian...

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Categories: hilarious, moon, night,
Form: Villanelle
16 Years Of War

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Categories: hilarious, political, war,
Form: Free verse
Village in the Valley
Village in the Valley left behind, and then it's a fine find
Mountain in the the dark alleys of my mind

You're a flashlight
In the night

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Categories: hilarious, deep,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Oh Christmas Tree
Oh Christmas tree
Oh Christmas tree
Oh no I’m singing to a Christmas tree

Rum eggnog in me
Rum eggnog in me
Oh no I’m singing to the Christmas tree


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Categories: christmas, hilarious,
Form: Lyric
I came Across A Jumpher
I came across a Jumpher
A jumphin’ up at me.
It wasn’t very springy
As far as i could see.

It tried to do someothersault,
Impressing like a tree,
But landed...

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Categories: hilarious, humorous, imagination, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Lost Words
Sometimes I catch them easily,
The words I'm reaching for;
At other times watch helplessly
As they crash to the floor.
I try to reassemble but
They've landed in a...

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Categories: hilarious, funny, on writing and words, pets,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Poetry Crimes
Little men making laws
Little men seeking flaws
Little men laughing at the meek
Little men weaker than wounded sheep

Oh little men, come ye here
I shall score and...

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Categories: bird, children, hilarious,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member The Dead Man and the Loud Hen
I shall delete my existence says the dead man
	No more do I breathe	
	No more shall I rant
	Although often I recant

I shall delete all my poems...

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Categories: children, hilarious, muse,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member You Said You Understood
Listen Heathcliff don’t get me wrong
but hanging with you isn't good.
You're a dragon and I'm a mouse,
last night you said you understood.

That weird look in...

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Categories: fantasy, funny, hilarious, humor,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Dancing on silver linings
She tried hard to dance on silver linings
Though she was not a very graceful girl
Those awkward left feet would always trip her
Into the dark clouds...

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Categories: hilarious, friendship,
Form: Pantoum
Premium Member Lickety Split
L ittle voices, rising in volume and pitch
I mploring teacher, begs all available aids to help pop 
C oats, hats, muffs, mitts, sweaters, gloves, socks,...

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Categories: hilarious, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Acrostic