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Best Silly Poems

Below are the all-time best Silly poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of silly poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Sweet Sugar Cookies and Peanut Butter Bars
"I dream of Candy!"

Sweet cakes and peanut butter squares 
A living diabetic's nightmare. --  My heart 
sings to the beat, Under the Neutron Star...

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Categories: silly, addiction, candy, fantasy, funny,
Form: Alliteration



Premium Member A Soup Bowl Full of Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the Soup bowl,
Not a poet was writing, not even the musing mole.
All their pens were hung by...

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Categories: christmas, family, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Trim Trimmer Chicken Dinner Winner
I don’t know tic tac toe
so I rhyme this with flow,
showing Nick Nac knows 
how to serve the perfect dose.

Measuring the rhymes
like I’m pleasuring the...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: silly, character, confidence, cool, freedom,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Americans Can't Spell
You Americans really can’t spell,
There, I’ve said it out loud - what the hell!
Though we all recognise,
And, yes, humour your tries,
Well, the fact is, you’ve...

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Categories: silly, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick
A Legend In His Own Mind
Who was that masked man?!?
Brian Williams, rides again.

He was in Amilia Earhart's plane;
even rode with the Dalton Gang.

The day the Titanic went down;
In the rescue...

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Categories: silly, slam, drug,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Doggy Style
The eighties set fashion on fire,
That’s why it’s the look I desire!
So I’ve nailed it, long-term,
With a hot poodle perm,
Just like Brian May, Cher and...

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Categories: silly, beauty, dog, fun, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Nothing to write about
I would like to talk about "nothing"
It is a most peculiar word
I have heard it used so often
The way it's used  is often absurd...

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Categories: history, philosophy, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Words on the Go
Words can be whimsical, a merry-go-round
They run in a circle, they bounce up and down
They play hide-and-seek, until they are found
Look how quickly the little...

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Categories: fun, silly, words, writing,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member TWENTY TITLES OF FABULOUS FRIENDS

Tell me
how did we get here 
at a swishing swapping party?
(The voices echo in emptiness) 

Bubbly cheerful and happy, naked and raw 
forever bachelors Larry...

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Categories: humorous, poetry, silly,
Form: Free verse
Stop Eyeing My Candy
Clothes all clean
but the washing machine
ate up all my panties.

Raced to the store 
to buy some more,
But bought instead some brandy.

Stopped at a shop
for a...

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Categories: funny, silly,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Hot Chocolate, Coffee and Tea



    I sure                   ...

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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: silly,
Form: Concrete
Tattered Jeans and Old T-shirts
That day by the lake,
tattered jeans and old t-shirts,
my hand in your back pocket as we walked,
your thumb
hooked over the top of my waistband.
It was...

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Categories: silly, lost love, love, nostalgiaday,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Aunt Clementine
It's the summer, and it's time
to take the train to old Saint Ives
and visit my Aunt Clementine
who lives alone by an old salt mine. ...

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Categories: fun, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Crazy Thoughts No 1
Why do they call it 'tourist season'
If you're not allowed to shoot 'em
Seems like a great opportunity
To end the over crowding problem

If a house fly...

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Categories: funny, silly,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Our Boogeyman
Our Boogeyman


There is a boogeyman within
this home of ours, we swear he's here!
He comes and goes to mess with us
and bring about a silly fear.

It...

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Categories: crazy, fear, silly,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member The City Zoo
A cute gentile pig in New York
plays hopscotch over turtle hurdles
which eased her bunny
until a smack talking turkey announced,
'Did you hear how the skunks in...

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Categories: animal, friendship, fun, silly,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Heartache's Milkshakes
On this merry-go-round

     Of breakups and breakdowns

Singing the blues

     In our ding-a-ling shoes

We take our heartache's milkshakes

...

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Categories: funny love, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Alan, the Astrologer
Hi! I'm Alan
  the astrologer
I used to be 
  a mythologer

Here's the forecast
  for tonight
I'm sure you'll see
  I've got it...

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Categories: planet, science, silly, stars,
Form: Light Verse
8 Mile Style
8MILE8MILE    .     .     .     .     ....

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Categories: silly, career, humor, music, rap,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Dr Suess and his Shoe Store





                  "I  LIKE NONSENSE, IT WAKES UP...

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Categories: children, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Fine Flavor between lines
Is it Love
a simple bowl of ice cream
sweating from the heat
cherries on the top
huddled 'round and looking sweet
two little wooden paddles
pretend that they are spoons
as...

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Categories: silly, food, funny, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Zombie The Musical
The town was all a flutter; Zombie the Musical, was coming to town.
We all signed up as extras… Yes, as Zombies… here we did come.
Bruce...

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Categories: silly, fantasy, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member The Workplace Wee
If someone at work saw my Mary,
I’d resign just as quick as can be,
But men have to face this fear squarely,
When they go for a...

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Categories: silly, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Nag Nag Nag
God made Adam out of the clay,
A friend for walks in the cool of the day.
Eden was all that Adam had to tend,
But God decided...

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Categories: funny, giggle, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Gym'll Fix It - Collaboration with Jan Allison
My middle aged spread is just spreading
So I thought i should join a new gym
Got to fit in my dress for a wedding
With some exercise...

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Categories: silly, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme