Best Silly Poems
Below are the all-time best Silly poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of silly poems written by PoetrySoup members
Sweet Sugar Cookies and Peanut Butter Bars"I dream of Candy!"
Sweet cakes and peanut butter squares
A living diabetic's nightmare. -- My heart
sings to the beat, Under the Neutron Star...
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Categories:
silly, addiction, candy, fantasy, funny,
Form:
Alliteration
A Soup Bowl Full of ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, when all thru the Soup bowl,
Not a poet was writing, not even the musing mole.
All their pens were hung by...
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Categories:
christmas, family, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Trim Trimmer Chicken Dinner WinnerI don’t know tic tac toe
so I rhyme this with flow,
showing Nick Nac knows
how to serve the perfect dose.
Measuring the rhymes
like I’m pleasuring the...
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Categories:
silly, character, confidence, cool, freedom,
Form:
Rhyme
A Legend In His Own MindWho was that masked man?!?
Brian Williams, rides again.
He was in Amilia Earhart's plane;
even rode with the Dalton Gang.
The day the Titanic went down;
In the rescue...
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Categories:
silly, slam, drug,
Form:
Rhyme
Words On the GoWords can be whimsical, a merry-go-round
They run in a circle, they bounce up and down
They play hide-and-seek, until they are found
Look how quickly the little...
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Categories:
fun, silly, words, writing,
Form:
Rhyme
Twenty Titles of Fabulous FriendsTell me
how did we get here
at a swishing swapping party?
(The voices echo in emptiness)
Bubbly cheerful and happy, naked and raw
forever bachelors Larry...
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Categories:
humorous, poetry, silly,
Form:
Free verse
No Blue HairNo blue hair or curls for me.
I’ll grow old naturally.
Hanging breasts and flattened bum,
crooked teeth and graying gum.
Sagging knees and chicken skin,
sunny spots and double...
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Categories:
silly, age, beauty, funny, hair,
Form:
Rhyme
Hot Chocolate, Coffee and Tea I sure ...
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Categories:
silly,
Form:
Concrete
Tattered Jeans and Old T-ShirtsThat day by the lake,
tattered jeans and old t-shirts,
my hand in your back pocket as we walked,
your thumb
hooked over the top of my waistband.
It was...
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Categories:
silly, lost love, love, nostalgiaday,
Form:
Narrative
Nothing To Write AboutI would like to talk about "nothing"
It is a most peculiar word
I have heard it used so often
The way it's used is often absurd...
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Categories:
history, philosophy, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Our BoogeymanOur Boogeyman
There is a boogeyman within
this home of ours, we swear he's here!
He comes and goes to mess with us
and bring about a silly fear.
It...
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Categories:
crazy, fear, silly,
Form:
Quatrain
Crazy Thoughts No 1Why do they call it 'tourist season'
If you're not allowed to shoot 'em
Seems like a great opportunity
To end the over crowding problem
If a house fly...
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Categories:
funny, silly,
Form:
Quatrain
Aunt ClementineIt's the summer, and it's time
to take the train to old Saint Ives
and visit my Aunt Clementine
who lives alone by an old salt mine. ...
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Categories:
fun, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
The City ZooA cute gentile pig in New York
plays hopscotch over turtle hurdles
which eased her bunny
until a smack talking turkey announced,
'Did you hear how the skunks in...
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Categories:
animal, friendship, fun, silly,
Form:
Free verse
Heartache's MilkshakesOn this merry-go-round
Of breakups and breakdowns
Singing the blues
In our ding-a-ling shoes
We take our heartache's milkshakes
...
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Categories:
funny love, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Alan, the AstrologerHi! I'm Alan
the astrologer
I used to be
a mythologer
Here's the forecast
for tonight
I'm sure you'll see
I've got it...
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Categories:
planet, science, silly, stars,
Form:
Light Verse
Categories:
silly, career, humor, music, rap,
Form:
Lyric
Stop Eyeing My CandyClothes all clean
but the washing machine
ate up all my panties.
Raced to the store
to buy some more,
But bought instead some brandy.
Stopped at a shop
for a...
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Categories:
funny, silly,
Form:
Verse
Dr Suess and His Shoe Store"I LIKE NONSENSE, IT WAKES UP THE BRAIN CELLS!"
...
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Categories:
children, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
A Fine Flavor Between LinesIs it Love
a simple bowl of ice cream
sweating from the heat
cherries on the top
huddled 'round and looking sweet
two little wooden paddles
pretend that they are spoons
as...
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Categories:
silly, food, funny, humorous, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
Zombie the MusicalThe town was all a flutter; Zombie the Musical, was coming to town.
We all signed up as extras… Yes, as Zombies… here we did come.
Bruce...
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Categories:
silly, fantasy, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
Cheesecake NightmareLove me or hate me
few people can take me
plain, unadulterated, true to myself
their compulsive need to gussy me up
or completely disguise me
gives me nightmares...
Horrible- horrible!
The...
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Categories:
food, humor, humorous, silly,
Form:
Free verse
Top 10 Things My Dogs Have Never Said To MeTop 10 things my dogs have never said to me. Ever!
Number 10…"Can we get a cat?"
Number 9…"No,…As a matter of fact I`m not...
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Categories:
silly, animal, best friend, dog,
Form:
List
All You Need Is CheeseThe humble cheese has a secret superpower
Its gooey glory conquers cauliflower
The melted cheddar of fried baloney
The better half of macaroni
The sharp-dressed suitor of apple pie
A...
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Categories:
appreciation, food, funny, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Nag Nag NagGod made Adam out of the clay,
A friend for walks in the cool of the day.
Eden was all that Adam had to tend,
But God decided...
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Categories:
funny, giggle, silly,
Form:
Rhyme