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Best Silly Poems

Below are the all-time best Silly poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of silly poems written by PoetrySoup members

Premium Member Sweet Sugar Cookies and Peanut Butter Bars
"I dream of Candy!"

Sweet cakes and peanut butter squares 
A living diabetic's nightmare. --  My heart 
sings to the beat, Under the Neutron Star...

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Categories: silly, addiction, candy, fantasy, funny,
Form: Alliteration

A Soup Bowl Full of Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the Soup bowl,
Not a poet was writing, not even the musing mole.
All their pens were hung by...

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Categories: christmas, family, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Trim Trimmer Chicken Dinner Winner
I don’t know tic tac toe
so I rhyme this with flow,
showing Nick Nac knows 
how to serve the perfect dose.

Measuring the rhymes
like I’m pleasuring the...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: silly, character, confidence, cool, freedom,
Form: Rhyme
A Legend In His Own Mind
Who was that masked man?!?
Brian Williams, rides again.

He was in Amilia Earhart's plane;
even rode with the Dalton Gang.

The day the Titanic went down;
In the rescue...

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Categories: silly, slam, drug,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Words On the Go
Words can be whimsical, a merry-go-round
They run in a circle, they bounce up and down
They play hide-and-seek, until they are found
Look how quickly the little...

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Categories: fun, silly, words, writing,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Twenty Titles of Fabulous Friends
Tell me
how did we get here 
at a swishing swapping party?
(The voices echo in emptiness) 

Bubbly cheerful and happy, naked and raw 
forever bachelors Larry...

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Categories: humorous, poetry, silly,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member No Blue Hair
No blue hair or curls for me.
I’ll grow old naturally.
Hanging breasts and flattened bum,
crooked teeth and graying gum.
Sagging knees and chicken skin,
sunny spots and double...

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Categories: silly, age, beauty, funny, hair,
Form: Rhyme
Hot Chocolate, Coffee and Tea
 I sure                      ...

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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: silly,
Form: Concrete
Tattered Jeans and Old T-Shirts
That day by the lake,
tattered jeans and old t-shirts,
my hand in your back pocket as we walked,
your thumb
hooked over the top of my waistband.
It was...

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Categories: silly, lost love, love, nostalgiaday,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Nothing To Write About
I would like to talk about "nothing"
It is a most peculiar word
I have heard it used so often
The way it's used  is often absurd...

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Categories: history, philosophy, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Our Boogeyman
Our Boogeyman

There is a boogeyman within
this home of ours, we swear he's here!
He comes and goes to mess with us
and bring about a silly fear.


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Categories: crazy, fear, silly,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Crazy Thoughts No 1
Why do they call it 'tourist season'
If you're not allowed to shoot 'em
Seems like a great opportunity
To end the over crowding problem

If a house fly...

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Categories: funny, silly,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Aunt Clementine
It's the summer, and it's time
to take the train to old Saint Ives
and visit my Aunt Clementine
who lives alone by an old salt mine. ...

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Categories: fun, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The City Zoo
A cute gentile pig in New York
plays hopscotch over turtle hurdles
which eased her bunny
until a smack talking turkey announced,
'Did you hear how the skunks in...

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Categories: animal, friendship, fun, silly,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Heartache's Milkshakes
On this merry-go-round

     Of breakups and breakdowns

Singing the blues

     In our ding-a-ling shoes

We take our heartache's milkshakes


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Categories: funny love, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Alan, the Astrologer
Hi! I'm Alan
  the astrologer
I used to be 
  a mythologer

Here's the forecast
  for tonight
I'm sure you'll see
  I've got it...

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Categories: planet, science, silly, stars,
Form: Light Verse
8 Mile Style
8MILE8MILE    .     .     .     .     ....

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Categories: silly, career, humor, music, rap,
Form: Lyric
Stop Eyeing My Candy
Clothes all clean
but the washing machine
ate up all my panties.

Raced to the store 
to buy some more,
But bought instead some brandy.

Stopped at a shop
for a...

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Categories: funny, silly,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Dr Suess and His Shoe Store

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Categories: children, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Fine Flavor Between Lines
Is it Love
a simple bowl of ice cream
sweating from the heat
cherries on the top
huddled 'round and looking sweet
two little wooden paddles
pretend that they are spoons

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Categories: silly, food, funny, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Zombie the Musical
The town was all a flutter; Zombie the Musical, was coming to town.
We all signed up as extras… Yes, as Zombies… here we did come.

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Categories: silly, fantasy, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Cheesecake Nightmare
Love me or hate me
few people can take me
plain, unadulterated, true to myself
their compulsive need to gussy me up
or completely disguise me
gives me nightmares...
Horrible- horrible!


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Categories: food, humor, humorous, silly,
Form: Free verse
Top 10 Things My Dogs Have Never Said To Me
Top 10 things my dogs have never said to me.   Ever!

Number 10…"Can we get a cat?"

Number 9…"No,…As a matter of fact I`m not...

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Categories: silly, animal, best friend, dog,
Form: List
Premium Member All You Need Is Cheese
The humble cheese has a secret superpower
Its gooey glory conquers cauliflower
The melted cheddar of fried baloney
The better half of macaroni

The sharp-dressed suitor of apple pie

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Categories: appreciation, food, funny, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Nag Nag Nag
God made Adam out of the clay,
A friend for walks in the cool of the day.
Eden was all that Adam had to tend,
But God decided...

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Categories: funny, giggle, silly,
Form: Rhyme