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Best Silly Poems

Below are the all-time best Silly poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of silly poems written by PoetrySoup members


Sweet Sugar Cookies and Peanut Butter Bars
"I dream of Candy!"

Sweet cakes and peanut butter squares 
A living diabetic's nightmare. --  My heart 
sings to the beat, Under the Neutron Star...

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Categories: silly, addiction, candy, fantasy, funny,



Trim Trimmer Chicken Dinner Winner
I don’t know tic tac toe
so I rhyme this with flow,
showing Nick Nac knows 
how to serve the perfect dose.

Measuring the rhymes
like I’m pleasuring the...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: silly, freedom, fun, nonsense, poems,

Premium Member Doggy Style
The eighties set fashion on fire,
That’s why it’s the look I desire!
So I’ve nailed it, long-term,
With a hot poodle perm,
Just like Brian May, Cher and...

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Categories: silly, beauty, dog, fun, funny,

Premium Member Nothing to write about
I would like to talk about "nothing"
It is a most peculiar word
I have heard it used so often
The way it's used  is often absurd...

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Categories: history, philosophy, silly,

Premium Member Americans Can't Spell
You Americans really can’t spell,
There, I’ve said it out loud - what the hell!
Though we all recognise,
And, yes, humour your tries,
Well, the fact is, you’ve...

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Categories: silly, fun, funny, humor, humorous,

A Rattling Rhyme
Words can be whimsical, a merry-go-round
They run in a circle, they go up and down
They play hide-and-seek until they are found
Look how quickly the little...

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Categories: fun, silly, words, writing,

A Legend In His Own Mind
Who was that masked man?!?
Brian Williams, rides again.

He was in Amilia Earhart's plane;
even rode with the Dalton Gang.

The day the Titanic went down;
In the rescue...

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Categories: silly, slam, drug,

Stop Eyeing My Candy
Clothes all clean
but the washing machine
ate up all my panties.

Raced to the store 
to buy some more,
But bought instead some brandy.

Stopped at a shop
for a...

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Categories: funny, silly,

Premium Member Hot Chocolate, Coffee and Tea



    I sure                   ...

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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: silly,

Tattered Jeans and Old T-shirts
That day by the lake,
tattered jeans and old t-shirts,
my hand in your back pocket as we walked,
your thumb
hooked over the top of my waistband.
It was...

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Categories: silly, lost love, love, nostalgiaday,

Premium Member Aunt Clementine
It's the summer, and it's time
to take the train to old Saint Ives
and visit my Aunt Clementine
who lives alone by an old salt mine. ...

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Categories: fun, silly,

Premium Member Crazy Thoughts No 1
Why do they call it 'tourist season'
If you're not allowed to shoot 'em
Seems like a great opportunity
To end the over crowding problem

If a house fly...

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Categories: funny, silly,

Premium Member Our Boogeyman
Our Boogeyman


There is a boogeyman within
this home of ours, we swear he's here!
He comes and goes to mess with us
and bring about a silly fear.

It...

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Categories: crazy, fear, silly,

8 Mile Style
8MILE8MILE    .     .     .     .     ....

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Categories: silly, career, humor, music, rap,

Premium Member Dr Suess and his Shoe Store





                  "I  LIKE NONSENSE, IT WAKES UP...

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Categories: children, silly,

Premium Member A Fine Flavor between lines
Is it Love
a simple bowl of ice cream
sweating from the heat
cherries on the top
huddled 'round and looking sweet
two little wooden paddles
pretend that they are spoons
as...

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Categories: silly, food, funny, humorous, nonsense,

Premium Member Zombie The Musical
The town was all a flutter; Zombie the Musical, was coming to town.
We all signed up as extras… Yes, as Zombies… here we did come.
Bruce...

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Categories: silly, fantasy, funny, humor, humorous,

Nag Nag Nag
God made Adam out of the clay,
A friend for walks in the cool of the day.
Eden was all that Adam had to tend,
But God decided...

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Categories: funny, giggle, silly,

Silly Rhyme
Little Miss Dumpty, satin and all
went to great London - to the Queen's ball.
With Prince she was smitten
but then lost her mitten -
frightened away, she...

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Categories: children, silly,

It Reads Like A Rap
Your rhyme reads like a rap they say,
a rap I say,
a rap they say,
perhaps but rap is rhyme you see,
it's rhyme really,
it's rhyme you see,
this...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: silly, hip hop, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Billy Don t Lose my Number
Billy don’t lose my number


No ones knows the darkness
Other than one who knows... the darkness
There is no snow
There is no white
Wings are clipped
There is no...

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Categories: silly, angst, animal, confusion, depression,

Premium Member Fancy Stress - Collaboration with the Awesome Jan Allison
Fancy Stress - Collaboration with the Awesome Jan Allison

There’s a party tonight so I bouffe up my hair
Pamper and powder my sweet derrière,
Arrive at the...

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Categories: silly, fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Bullet Proof
                     Bullet Proof

If I was...

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Categories: silly, addiction, adventure, celebration, drink,

Premium Member VALENTINE SHMALENTINE
Oh, no, he best not patronize me on Valentines.
If I must dramatize appreciation, I shall agonize.

Each year, he thinks chocolates will rationalize
spending his time guarding...

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Categories: emotions, silly, valentines day,

The Shoe Store Bantering
She jiggled like pink jello into the store
with platinum blonde hair and red rouge on her face
the shoe clerk mumbled it must be 1950's day
watching...

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Categories: funny love, silly,