Best Mcwhirtle Poems

Sighed Adam to Eve:
“Because you were deceived,
Like a fool, I believed.
Sadly, all our conceived
Will be sorely bereaved.”

Well, that should be it, right?
No, boys and girls,...

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She looked in the mirror
and giggled with pleasure
to see that she wore
her old clothes from her teens.
But then she recalled
that she wore them in pregnancy...

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Can't you get it
Love is something that you are
If you sweat it
You're something else by far...

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Noodles Noodleman knew
The cookbook through and through
Noodles Noodleman knew
He must teach Sally too

Alas, Sally withdrew
Cooking she could not do
She then began to brood –
What could...

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Walking under a burning sun
Listening evocative Christmas songs

Sweat furrows my motionless visage
Snow calmly is falling down

Alive drops dissolve my thoughts
A fresh breath gently stirs 

Walking...

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Today we celebrate 
Sammy the Seaman
who caught enough
to overfill his big net.

It's truly amazing that
he fed every family
from one single catch
which we'll never forget....

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Stop and look at the 
trees in the wind look
how they sway back and forth
greeting all they meet.

Their leaves are so 
beautiful that they catch
your...

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I’m really amazed by 
Romeo the great lover 
who boasted his greatness
of loving my friend Tess.

Oh, Gee! How hard it is 
for him to display...

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Darkness
Open
Seeks
Lies
Reflection
Time
Shapes
Wide
Twinkle
Emotion
Love
Truth
Denies
Hold
Hides
Tearful
Sadness
Careless
Beautiful
Heavenly
Trustful
Expressive
...

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Yes, folks, due tomorrow, "The Cruller Sagas!" (Or the Little Known History Of the 
Cruller and It's Impact on Naval Warfare!!")  A definative history...

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What happened to you?
You used to be so sweet.
The one and only guy,
My eyes would ever meet.

You were my man,
Once upon a time.
Giving me flowers,
And...

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I stand in great awe of
Yiorgos the Philanthropist
who in public shared cheerfully 
his wealth for the needy.

Oh, what a hypocrisy
It’s unbelievingly hard for him 
to...

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    I COULD HAVE SWORN THE AUTHOR OF THIS POEM WAS PAST THE POINT OF CRYING 

I’m trying to do something to...

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 your my water fall
i miss your call
and i need you too
am
SORRY I MISS YOU...

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meteors
shooting stars
the Pleiades
Orion's Belt
the Little Dipper
the Big Dipper
stars
galaxies
the moon
satellites
police helicopters
sirens
a bullhorn
time for breakfast!...

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My organdy dancer
Aquarian child
   Is always in fashion
   Lights sweet flames of passion
When she dances for me

My crinoline princess
Has sensuous moves
...

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They drop me in the killing zone
And I start to freak
Can't get the general on the phone 
Because he's a stupid Greek

With all my guns...

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THE GREEDY BROWN RAT
~~~~~~~~~~~~

the greedy brown rat
was becoming obese
from stealing
food off our table

blasé he became
fearless no fright
he had a surprise
a trap, now he's a fable
...

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four McWhirtles

My cane has gone missing,
the Hoveround showed up
of whom I sing praise for
supporting my girth.

I rise to stand strong on
two legs that are weakened,
and...

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Joey The Kangaroo Drummer

Joey The kangaroo
a marsupial from 
way down under blue 
in his pocket carries a drum

Ahh! But of course he plays
songs Olivia Newton...

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5:30 in the morning,
Sleep disturbed by an ungrateful sound,
Mind racing, body escaping,
But forced to surrender,
conformed to the social norm,
Disguised in a uniform, labelled,
For what I...

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The failings of leaders
Not taking into account
The needs of the people
Apart from their very own

They live in splendour
With steaks for dinner
Soft pillows to rest on
The...

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 Richard Nixon was quite slick
 Most just called him tricky dick
  But it was in Watergate
 that he did participate
 Ford pardoned him...

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HAPPY HOLLIDAYS
~~~~~*~~~~~

Storms in summer not nice!
Torrents falling as solid ice!
Holliday makers pay the price,
indoors now, must sadly suffice.

Oh no, lightning and thunder,
made this holiday a...

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ONE FINE DAY
~~~~ * ~~~~

one fine day

middle of the morrow

two lovers fell out

had a quarrel


O their sadness

O their sorrow

Kissed, made up

Babies followed
...

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