Home » Poems » Best » Mcwhirtle

Best Mcwhirtle Poems | Poetry

Below are the all-time best Mcwhirtle poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of mcwhirtle poems written by PoetrySoup members

Search for Mcwhirtle poems, articles about Mcwhirtle poems, poetry blogs, or anything else Mcwhirtle poem related using the PoetrySoup search engine at the top of the page.

New Mcwhirtle Poems

Don't stop! The most popular and best Mcwhirtle poems are below this new poems list.

Joey The Kangaroo Drummer by Lee Sr., James Edward
HAPPY HOLLIDAYS by Talbot, Mick
ONE FINE DAY by Talbot, Mick
THE GREEDY BROWN RAT by Talbot, Mick
War Torn Blues by D., Nathan
WHATS GOING ON by Talbot, Mick
FAILINGS OF LEADERS by Talbot, Mick
Name Dropper by May, Joseph
What i Suppose to be by O'Neill, Hayden
From Cane to Carriage by Poteet, Reason A.

View all new Mcwhirtle Poems

The Best Mcwhirtle Poems

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

ANOTHER BOOK OF GENESIS

Sighed Adam to Eve:
“Because you were deceived,
Like a fool, I believed.
Sadly, all our conceived
Will be sorely bereaved.”

Well, that should be it, right?
No, boys and girls, not quite!

So you can hear what they were all up to,
We now bring this long lost tape to you:

Adam:
“You really are a stupid cow!”
“Just look at us! Where are we now?”

Eve:
“Shut up! You filthy, pawing pig!
Before I kick you in the fig!”

Angel of the Lord:
“You’ll have to leave, take this outside.”
“Your presence here, we can’t abide.”

And of course, the slinky one:

“Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah!”

“She’s such a fool and so is he.
If I had hands, I’d clap with glee.
If the rest of them are all like that,
I’ll soon have my routine down pat!
But I’d better scoot before they crush
My poor wee head to compost mush.
I’ll set up shop, lead them all astray
And collect them all for Judgment Day!”

“Hah, Hah, Hah, Hah, Hah, Hah!”

For now, that’s all that we can send.
Thank you for your time, my friends.
So, remember, girls, no fruit to lend,
And boys, say “NO!” or it is THE END.

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

Her old Jeans

She looked in the mirror
and giggled with pleasure
to see that she wore
her old clothes from her teens.
But then she recalled
that she wore them in pregnancy -
laughing out loud,
she still loved her old jeans.


Jack Horne for Nette's 'It's in the Jeans.'

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

Dick

Can't you get it
Love is something that you are
If you sweat it
You're something else by far

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

Poor Noodles

Noodles Noodleman knew
The cookbook through and through
Noodles Noodleman knew
He must teach Sally too

Alas, Sally withdrew
Cooking she could not do
She then began to brood –
What could poor Noodles do…?

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

Hot Snow in July

Walking under a burning sun
Listening evocative Christmas songs

Sweat furrows my motionless visage
Snow calmly is falling down

Alive drops dissolve my thoughts
A fresh breath gently stirs 

Walking straightaway still alone
Looking for a friendly crucial turn

Nobody matching my broken mind
What's hot? What's cold?

Deep down somebody is already here
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

Trees

Stop and look at the 
trees in the wind look
how they sway back and forth
greeting all they meet.

Their leaves are so 
beautiful that they catch
your very eye while the
willows bow at your feet.

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

Sammy the Seaman

Today we celebrate 
Sammy the Seaman
who caught enough
to overfill his big net.

It's truly amazing that
he fed every family
from one single catch
which we'll never forget.

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

Romeo the Great Lover


I’m really amazed by 
Romeo the great lover 
who boasted his greatness
of loving my friend Tess.

Oh, Gee! How hard it is 
for him to display his trademark
of love, for her 
in the presence of his wife.

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

Night Eyes

Darkness
Open
Seeks
Lies
Reflection
Time
Shapes
Wide
Twinkle
Emotion
Love
Truth
Denies
Hold
Hides
Tearful
Sadness
Careless
Beautiful
Heavenly
Trustful
Expressive

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

Coming Tomorrow!!!

Yes, folks, due tomorrow, "The Cruller Sagas!" (Or the Little Known History Of the 
Cruller and It's Impact on Naval Warfare!!")  A definative history in glorious color 
and Hi-Def Poetic Acheivements.  Do not miss it!!  Call, and gather all family and 
friends to gather around the the community computer screen.  Tape it if you want,
or send $39.99 to Bell's Palsey Poetry.Com, and we'll send you a tape you could 
have recorded for $1.99!!!  Yes, folks, this is America!!  The only thing we haven't 
figured out to make money on, so far, is....is....is....oh, darn!  We covered it all!!

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

This Valentine's Day

What happened to you?
You used to be so sweet.
The one and only guy,
My eyes would ever meet.

You were my man,
Once upon a time.
Giving me flowers,
And sweet valentines.

Now all I know,
Is you deserted me.
Won’t look me in the eyes,
And talk right on key.

You’ve become so cruel,
And I loved you so.
So this Valentines Day,
I’ll try to let you go.

From deep in my heart,
and deep in my brain.
All the memories we shared,
Will forever remain.

That I cant forget
My love is too strong
So this Valentines Day
I’ll try to move on.

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

Yiorgos the Philanthropist

I stand in great awe of
Yiorgos the Philanthropist
who in public shared cheerfully 
his wealth for the needy.

Oh, what a hypocrisy
It’s unbelievingly hard for him 
to give the wages of his good maid
in return, of her long service.

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

I AUTHOR PAST OF HAVE THIS WAS POEM WAS POINT CRYING OF COULD THE

    I COULD HAVE SWORN THE AUTHOR OF THIS POEM WAS PAST THE POINT OF CRYING 

I’m trying to do something to stop from thinking only of you
But I suppose that’s the only thing a reverent lover can do
I’m staring into space trying to picture your face that always makes me smile
Being with you all the time isn’t time enough because you make time fly so fast
And what we required was a lover who could make us shed our past

I recall you picking a daisy for me and blowing off the delicate dew
 While I envision you kneeling over for yellow flowers picked by the hand of graceful you

Then there were the strolls we’d take with your arm glued to mine
And we’d laugh at the same time over nothing because of a little too much wine
Then we’d head back to our bed in the apartment both of us shared
As I lay down next to you praising the lord of love for having made us paired

Our little cat whose name you chose jumped on the bed but I didn’t care
I’d just hold your silken hand and run my fingers through your ebony hair
My life with you made life the best life life could ever be
But alas you left before you could do all these things with me 
          © 2011…phreepoetree

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

SORRY I MISS YOU

 your my water fall
i miss your call
and i need you too
am
SORRY I MISS YOU

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

ORGANDY DANCER

My organdy dancer
Aquarian child
   Is always in fashion
   Lights sweet flames of passion
When she dances for me

My crinoline princess
Has sensuous moves
   That nothing conceals
  And yet only reveals
What she wants me to see

My velveteen beauty
Seductress of dreams
   Dances through my delusions
   To the perfect illussions
That I want her to be

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

Sights and sounds of Reseda, California before dawn on a crisp autumn morning

meteors
shooting stars
the Pleiades
Orion's Belt
the Little Dipper
the Big Dipper
stars
galaxies
the moon
satellites
police helicopters
sirens
a bullhorn
time for breakfast!

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

From Cane to Carriage

four McWhirtles

My cane has gone missing,
the Hoveround showed up
of whom I sing praise for
supporting my girth.

I rise to stand strong on
two legs that are weakened,
and feel a bit useless, 
retired sense of worth.

Not poppin' a wheelie,
not riding a coffin,
on legs somewhat worn out
my mind feels no dearth.

Not really a coward,
ashamed of my carriage.
I'm free-range, a chicken
a'hov'ring "my" earth.

written May 28, 2017

McWhirtle explained:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McWhirtle

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

War Torn Blues

They drop me in the killing zone
And I start to freak
Can't get the general on the phone 
Because he's a stupid Greek

With all my guns blazing 
The wind in my hair
The bullets more than grazing
I just don't care

I kill them one by one
I kill them two by two
Having so much fun 
Killing all the troops

Than I stop and look around
I realize their all dead
So I finally start to calm down
No longer seeing red

And as I sit and recollect
I realize I'm just drunk
I'm no Vietnam vet 
And that didn't explain
The dead body in my trunk

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

FAILINGS OF LEADERS

The failings of leaders
Not taking into account
The needs of the people
Apart from their very own

They live in splendour
With steaks for dinner
Soft pillows to rest on
The people, skin and bone

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

What i Suppose to be

5:30 in the morning,
Sleep disturbed by an ungrateful sound,
Mind racing, body escaping,
But forced to surrender,
conformed to the social norm,
Disguised in a uniform, labelled,
For what I suppose to be.

Caffeine induced, emotions serene,
Driving back to a job straightforward,
Too busy thinking about what will go wrong,
Wondering why I don’t have a qualification,
For what I suppose to be,
But my bills, rent and booze have cornered me in,
Deteriorating dreams that could have been.

Back bent, palms sweating,
Moving back and forth, lifting one by one,
Music plugged in, listening to ideas seen,
Creating a colourful aura,
From all old the old and grey,
Where happiness felt none
Too concerned using sounds to induce my free drug,
To chase my Dream,
For what I could have been.

2:00 in the afternoon,
Belly’s full, limbs tender,
Colleagues above rush to end the forever ending torture,
Too quick to hold, hammer slips,
Pulled down, crushing my skull,
Knocked out cold, mind spiraling out of control.

Instantly,
Mouths wide open,
soul finds rhythm and begins to flow,
Too busy dancing, I forget to say thank you,
For setting me free,
For what I should have been.

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

THE GREEDY BROWN RAT

THE GREEDY BROWN RAT
~~~~~~~~~~~~

the greedy brown rat
was becoming obese
from stealing
food off our table

blasé he became
fearless no fright
he had a surprise
a trap, now he's a fable

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

Name Dropper

 Richard Nixon was quite slick
 Most just called him tricky dick
  But it was in Watergate
 that he did participate
 Ford pardoned him very quick

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

HAPPY HOLLIDAYS

HAPPY HOLLIDAYS
~~~~~*~~~~~

Storms in summer not nice!
Torrents falling as solid ice!
Holliday makers pay the price,
indoors now, must sadly suffice.

Oh no, lightning and thunder,
made this holiday a blunder.

Stuck indoors not on the agenda
Altercations, yes! I do so rememba.

Another night, please not like the last!
In each heart so much hurt has past.

We all shout but mostly cry.
Another bad day and we'll surely die!

A week to go, some are packing up
no longer can they this inclemency sup!
All this congealed poison in one cup!

Turned on the radio, hell-bent they listen.
One would think they were on a mission.

Heard the words they needed too,
next day, sun, skies of diamond blue.

Next holiday that they'll be booking,
It'll be based on what the weathers cooking.
On the world wide web looking, searching.
Happiness, the daylight sun permanently perching
Where the dusk horizon is always glowing red.
Where lust is satisfied, then it's off to early morning bed!
After a good, fun night's drinking!
Hey, come on! What were you thinking!

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

WHATS GOING ON

WHATS GOING ON

are we all aware
of whats going on
the poles are melting
but for how long

could this year be
our final swansong
does anybody know
of whats going on

Details | Mcwhirtle Poem |

ONE FINE DAY

ONE FINE DAY
~~~~ * ~~~~

one fine day

middle of the morrow

two lovers fell out

had a quarrel


O their sadness

O their sorrow

Kissed, made up

Babies followed