Best Tit Poems

you read out of obligation
a tit for tat consolation
a "thank you for your visit" affirmation

it's cool, this unspoken rule
I do it too, so what’s new?
It's only being civil
community code of camaraderie
who can break free?
It needs to be done
loyalties need to be won
so do the comment...

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Tit-for-tat,

a philosophy that humanity has never been able

to combat!








© Demetrios Trifiatis
      11 August 2018...

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Oh Mr Blue Tit
How sweetly you sit
When into my garden
You pleasantly flit

Oh Mr Blue Tit
With your coat so blue
Take care in the garden
A cat is watching you

Oh Mr Blue Tit
You have seen it
As from my garden
You urgently flit...

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An old man walked into town at noon,
And met a fat-looking dangerous goon.

“Give me all your money”, the goon said, brisk,
“Or else your life’s at a very high risk".

The old man put on a very frightened look,
Took out his wallet, and gave it to the...

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The cat and the dog are wrangling
I see a paw hit the canine.
A row and now a tangling.
I put my bet on the feline.
My job is to see no mangling
and not one hit at all is fine.
The cat is now fandangoing
to put the big dog...

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Byword

(I)
Tittle tattle tales rattle.
Cabalistic cabals in cans:
Malicious mélange of melees.
Mummers murmur, mumchance mumble.
Mummichog: the perfidious Fundulus heteroclitus-
For this parlance is pestilence:
For your words, for their words,
For your walls, for their walls.
But for their worlds, for your worth.

(II)
 Malicious mischief shrouds in mesmerism,
Whilst her malignity molds...

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The Captain's new wife was "true blue"
Whilst he stayed The Wives Club main screw
But rather than pout
When the Captain was out
She serviced his troops two by two...

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An old uncle we used to call Tit
So lazy he won't try to keep fit,
His belly he should loose
He could not see his shoes,
In a barrow he had to push it....

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Nature's tit- bits!



Gentle droplets of  rain
on the colocasia leaves
slide like glossy silver grain
wish these pearls my palm receives
and I weave them into a chain!

A black-pepper vine 
climbs round the coconut palm
saying 'am yours and you mine
wish this obsession to my heart embalm!
and me in...

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TIT-FOR-TAT PERSIAN CAT
A young man and his chic Persian cat
Help each other out tit-for-tat
He feeds her fresh kippers
She brings him his slippers
Why can’t more couples be thoughtful like that?

10/13/22...

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beware of the triple curse, aflame,
green fire burns out a name,
on a tombstone sombre lit,
beware of ol Tom Tit,
a legendary name...
half wit...
insane...
a bit...
so lame ......

re Russell Siveys  "Where Skeletons Lay"

Don...

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Seeing 
a 
jackal 
beat 
on 
a 
novel 
drum
A 
tiger, 
with 
eagerness 
at 
its 
peak,
Wished 
to 
do 
the 
very 
same 
-
And 
struck 
on 
the 
drum 
with 
a 
stick!

The 
drum 
was 
really 
a 
nest 
of 
wasps,
Suddenly 
they 
attacked 
the 
foolish 
tiger
Who 
flew 
fast 
and 
fell 
into 
a...

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The night-shift on Lumparok nine
Woke up to an ear piercing whine
“Some Dumb earthling loon
Has just bombed our moon
And knocked the damned thing out of line.

“Prepare the atomic collection
And launch a high powered selection
How dare Humans sin
To save their own skin
We’ll show them a lunar deflection.”

*

At...

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Tit had a hissy fit and called tat fat
while tat apologized after the fact
tit kept egging him on with rude remarks
while tat used tact leaving tit in the dark

Tit called tat names all night and day
till she saw tat and their cat Tater Tot at...

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Tit for tat, tit for that
I read this, you read that
Comment here, comment there
Pats on backs, everywhere

Some may read, but not post
Acting much, like a ghost
Some may post, but not care
Just to say…”Good job there!”

Be sincere, write what’s true
If you don’t, shame on you!!!
Don’t play...

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