Best Iq Poems

I could care less about the four 
corners of insults, 
That intelligence invites; 
It is always the first straw of 
grass that’s grows, 
which reveals the popular outcast; 
As a youth, I found my image cut down 
into this manufactured silhouette.

Drenched in social rain, my...

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My Soul IQ, in general, is fine,
but nowhere near as high as that of souls
who live a life as though it is divine -
humanitarians with lofty goals
like Ghandi and the many others who
affect great changes in society.
I think of common folks who also do
uncommon good...

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Since our life is but a grain of sand 
Somewhere in the vastness of perpetuity
We may do well to reconsider
In the grandest scheme of things
The most precious skills to own
To be undoubtedly what helps us
Score high in the affairs of the soul
To live in harmony...

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From prison he tried to escape
But, had the IQ of a grape
… His rocket (mis-wired)
… Quickly backfired
Now he’s all over the landscape...

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Low IQ, Dynamite, And Stuff

Doctor says my IQ is lower than a carrot
Obviously I’ll need a second opinion on that
With dynamite found in a back alley
And a pack of matches 
We’ll see who is the idiot  
I feel smarter by the hour
With the help...

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Have you ever listened to those people who rant 
and think, OMG They have the IQ of a crayon!*
You know you should walk away but you can't,
from listening to the attention seeking sycophant,
when all you really want to do is call him a moron.



*The first...

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I filled out those IQ tests, ten years apart
Each test I took scored me one point from Mensa
Years of College, I should not have taken art
I put the blame on Top Ramon and pizza

Not the sharpest tool in the shed, by far
Balancing ideas to sway...

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I'm smarter than the average man
Cause I done took that test
You know, the one that says I'm a genius,
And smarter than all the rest?

Yep, I'm a member of mensa
Mamas Enjoy Nourishing Son's Apptitude
I knew you wouldn't know what it meant
It's okay to show me a...

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Prodigious talent...
  Plus work ethic...Don't forget
     --Not judging others...

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I think about technology..
How advanced it's become.
Has it made us any smarter?
Or has it really made us dumb?

We hold in our hands..
A small mobile device.
It's become our daily lifeline..
But think about the price..?

We've paid with our intellect..
No longer having to think.
We ask Siri and ask...

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The higher your IQ,
the less your friends like you.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014...

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If you don't know what an IQ test is,
Don't worry in vain - everything will be fine,
Take it easy, no point to grind teeth,
You practically passed it, no reason to whine....

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IQ45 aka POTUS
Pretends to be Guru of Lotus
But groping around
The ladies soon found
The Jester of rude Hocus Pocus...

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Question:

If listeners are always hearers
and hearers become true thinkers
and thinkers can't help but be feelers
and feelers are compelled to be doers...

Answer:
Than true listeners, are true doers....

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It is a click of inspiration
The moral standard of idea
It comes  to my head I write
I push the pen - the ink blots
I see imagery with written word
You study the main plots
Deciphering reality in the mind
Picturesque beauty I find
Embedded in the aura - Right!?
My...

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