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Andrea Dietrich grew up in Iowa and now resides in Utah with a spouse and two cats. She has two grown children and six grandchildren. Having graduated BYU with a Spanish major/ESL minor, she has spent most of her adult life teaching. It wasn't until 2000 that she began writing in earnest and discovering her "niche" as a writer of lyrical poetry. The internet opened up a new world for her, and she has spent two decades now participating in poetry clubs, acting as a judge of poetry contests for various magazines, for the website Shadow Poetry, and for Poetry Soup. 

Ms. Dietrich has won numerous awards, as well as the title Poet of the Year 2008, from the Yahoo group, Poetry For Thought. In addition, she has won prizes from the magazines Lucidity, Bell's Letters, Art with Words, Poets at Work and SP Quill, the magazine for which she wrote grammar and poetry articles as well as movie reviews and for which she acted as poetry editor for the head editor Marie Summers for six years. Many of her poems appeared in Shadows Ink, a yearly published series of chapbooks of award winning poetry as well as in numerous other anthologies. Her short stories appeared in many issues of SP Quill and much of her poetry was published in eight chapbooks (no longer sold online). 

Since coming to Poetry Soup, Ms. Dietrich has been both contest sponsor and winner of numerous contests. In 2010, her poem "Cinder Girl" was first place winner of Soup's International contest (these contests are no longer held).  A song was created from her lyrics "Honeymoon Serenade" ( and two movies have been made featuring the poetry of Andrea Dietrich: "A Tale of Fire and Ice" (a 4 min. Z-Film Fest Project, 2014) and the full length movie "Six Days of Sistine" in which 20 poems of Ms. Dietrichs serve as the thoughts of two characters played by Jamie Campbell Bower and Elarica Johnson (directed by Richard J. Perry, 2019)


Blog Posted:7/21/2013 5:38:00 PM
CONGRATULATIONS to Winners of my recent contest. Thanks to all who supported it.  There were others I enjoyed and if I see your poems as I cruise the website, I will be sure to let you know that you were also under consideration! But I really wanted to keep again to a list of ten. Normally I struggle over who to give wins to and I end up doing multiple placements, but these last two contests have been very easy for me. I guess I just really know what I like when it comes to humor. Hope the rest of Soup enjoys them too!

Oh, and by the way, I reviewed my last top ten and noticed that Tim, Craig, Carrie, Ilene and Jack are double winners with me. So BIG congrats, you five. I sure must dig your style even judging blind! 

1 For So Work The Honey Bees Red OMara


3 The PopePoet Destroyer A

4 Jack the Ripper jack horne

5 The MoleMandy Tams The Golden Girl

6 Retired Commodes -Tim Ryerson

7 Show Me the Funny-Part II Ruben O.

8 City Crawler ilene bauer

9 The Tooth Fairy's Confession craig cornish

10 Lost In Space Carrie Richards

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Date: 7/22/2013 9:14:00 AM
Thank you very much, Andrea!! I've had such fun reading all the great poems this morning! Congrats to all the winners!
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Date: 7/22/2013 1:14:00 AM
Thanks for the place Andy and congrats to all the winners xx
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Date: 7/21/2013 8:27:00 PM
Congrats, everyone! :) It isn't easy to do well in this category...At least not for me! I can't even recount a joke...the punch line falls flat! I'll try to give you guy a read....BIG congrats to the double winners! WOW! :)
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11/30/2022 Long-lasting Trial Size Footlehumorous,
11/29/2022 A Wrapper's Night Before Christmas Rhymechristmas,
11/28/2022 If Santa Were to Drink and Drive Limerickchristmas,
11/27/2022 Sweet Poetry Rhymepoetry,
11/26/2022 Bad Clown of a Chimp- Nursery Rhyme Limerickanimal,
11/25/2022 Don't Quit Your Daydream Quatrainson,
11/24/2022 When the Lightbulb Moment Came Rhymewoman,
11/20/2022 SNAKE FOOTLES Footleanimal,
11/19/2022 To Capture Perfect Words Versepoetry,
11/19/2022 Silent Pain, Screaming Free versepain,
11/17/2022 When I Left a Snack for Santa Limerickchristmas,
11/17/2022 Most Beautiful Christmas Quaternchristmas,
11/16/2022 Last Rose of Fall Villanellerose,
11/16/2022 Freedom's Blessing Free versefreedom,
11/14/2022 Beauty of the Night Quintain (English)night,
11/14/2022 Horse Footle Footleanimal,
11/13/2022 The Midnight Man Rhymecharacter,
11/12/2022 November and December as Sisters Quatrainholiday,
11/10/2022 SPIDER FOOTLES Footleinsect,
11/9/2022 Like a Lullaby Quaternrain,
11/9/2022 The Only Star For Me Rhymelove,
11/8/2022 Pretty Kitty - Nursery Rhyme Rhymecat,
11/8/2022 For the Love of Leigh Monorhymehumorous,
11/7/2022 The Fifth Season Free versefuture,
11/6/2022 Ukulele Trioletmusic,
11/5/2022 Musings on this November Day Free versenovember,
11/5/2022 Cat Contradiction Limerickcat,
11/4/2022 Rotating Consciousness Rhymelife,
11/3/2022 911 Call from Transylvania Footledeath of a friend,humorou
11/1/2022 ANT FOOTLES Footleinsect,
10/31/2022 When I Was Young Rhymefamily,feelings,
10/31/2022 When All Hallow's Evening is Always Sonnetfear,halloween,
10/30/2022 Tell It LIke It Is Free versegirl,
10/29/2022 One Halloween Sonnethalloween,
10/28/2022 Tinderbox Rhymeautumn,
10/27/2022 Footles to Bug You Footleinsect,
10/27/2022 A Note In the Wind - NW Free versepoetry,
10/26/2022 Octobers Here Dizainoctober,
10/25/2022 The Violinist Sonnetmusic,
10/24/2022 A Note on the Wind I Followed Rhymewriting,
10/23/2022 It's a Lovely Day Otherday,
10/23/2022 Enlightenment Recovery Quaternhealth,
10/21/2022 Seven Footles Footlepeople,
10/19/2022 Bitter Only Free verselost love,
10/18/2022 Moon Knight's Origin Rhymecharacter,
10/17/2022 Merlin the Magic Cat Monorhymecat,
10/17/2022 Dollhouse of the Creep Rhymehorror,
10/15/2022 The Newbie Hunter Rhymehumor,
10/13/2022 My Two-Faced Muse Quintain (Sicilian)writing,
10/10/2022 I Alone am Witness Rhymenature,
10/8/2022 The Poems I Never Wrote Sonnetwriting,
10/7/2022 poems Senryupoetry,
10/7/2022 Memories so Dear Terza Rimamemory,
10/6/2022 A Fantasy Affair Monorhymefantasy,
10/5/2022 In Stillness Monokusilence,
10/4/2022 The Mystical Dream Rhymelost love,
10/2/2022 In the Land of Sheep Rhymeanalogy,
10/1/2022 Last of Cats - Footles Footlecat,
9/30/2022 We Dance Quatrainlife,
9/29/2022 Empathy Monokufeelings,
9/28/2022 Bird Footles Footlebird,
9/25/2022 june collection Haikujune,
9/25/2022 HESITANT Versedog,
9/23/2022 Come, Fall Ottava rimaautumn,
9/22/2022 Fall - Sweet Lass Rhymeautumn,
9/21/2022 I Wandered Lonely As a Twig Rhymelonely,
9/20/2022 Take Me To Nirvana Quaternlife,
9/19/2022 Candy - typos edited Narrativeconflict,mystery,
9/17/2022 The 27 Club Should Be Renamed Blank versemusic,
9/15/2022 A Hodgepodge of Cat Footles Footlecat,
9/15/2022 A Haunted Hayride Pantoum- edited for typos Pantoumhalloween,
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Fav Poems

The Stone Elegydeath,love,
A Winter Night Lyricimagination,nature,
Violin Personificationdeath,love,rose,
Just wait and see Free versenature,science,space,
My White Lace Tablecloth Narrativefamily,forgiveness,friend
A LIMERICK CHRISTMAS THREE (3) . Limerickfunny,seasons,thank you,c
ALWAYS MOTHERS DAY Rhymefunny,mother,thank you,me
A Pirate Jay Light Verseanimals,
Divine Splendor Blank verseintrospection,nature,scie
BROTHER - BILLY Narrativebrother,childhood,family,
Umbrella Personificationconfusion,devotion,life,l
You played me Personificationconfusion,imagination,mus
Concept of Time Free versenature
JINGLE Free versefunny,life,music
AN EVER-CHANGING UNIVERSE Narrativemysterylight,light,univer
TRANSCENDENCE Tankafantasy,imagination,natur
Spaces .... The Earth Moved ..... Imagismlove
December Sun . Rhymenaturewinter,sun,winter,
A Whisper on the Wind Personificationnature,
Footsteps Free versefatherme,me,
If ever Free verselove
Dreams like Light-Waves Prose Poetryimaginationautumn,
A fantsy world Haiku 
SEPTEMBER SONG (triple tanka) Tankanature
Where The Sycamore Grew Narrativeautumn,family,house,life,
Perfect Nature Haikunature
Wild Love Narrativegarden,love,rose,sweet,
Positive Perspective Tankainspirational
My Pilot Light Verseinspirational,introspecti
Love's Echos Free verselovevoice,love,me,voice,
For Wifey Rhymeloveme,love,me,i love you
Alabaster Night Free versenature,planet,sea,
Causalities of War Elegydeath,war,
" Ike and Jane "- sequence 2 Light Versefunny,love,wifeme,me,time
Pretty orchids Free versecaregiving,happiness,hope
Even a Sparrow Soars Free verseanimals
My Piano Knows Versedevotion,happiness,holida
Dancing with the Stars Free versenature,scienceblue,
The Unrequited Mantra Free versedevotion,hope,lost love,l
FIG TREE, NEW YEAR'S DAY Narrativenaturewinter,winter,new y
Poets At-Large Free verselife,
to know you Free versedevotion,husband
Moved to Tears by Josh Groban Versemusic,on writing and word
sequence-SONNET Lanternelife,love,on writing and
Reflections Free versehappiness,life,lovesun,
Somber Is the Color of The Day Free verseday,light,me,winter,words
A Winter Rose - A Sonnet Sonnetrose,winter,
The Word Weaver Free verseintrospection,lifeme,
Each Day a Gift Free verseinspirational,introspecti
Contrary Kisses Free verseinspirational,introspecti
She Waits... Free verseart,hopelonging,
Blue Heaven Haikunature
A DEATH IN THE SUN Free versehope,seasons
My Reason For Living Free versehusband
Terra Firma Haikunature,science,time
How Could I have Known Free versehusband,love,mystery
True Poetry in Motion? Free verseinspirationalmay,
Frozen in Time Free verseseasonssnow,snow,
FORGOTTEN TREASURE Light Verseadventure,art,beauty,enco
Putting on Makeup Rhymeintrospection,sad,
Desire Light Versebutterfly,flower,life,los
Love? Bah! Rhymelost love,lovelove,
Real Life Shoe Fable Clerihewhusband
BLACK and BLUE Rhymeabuse,funny,husband,me,
Foreboding Haikumystery,nature
A Song at Sunrise Coupletfaithsong,song,
What Do The Stars Tell A Lover's Heart Free verseadventure,fantasy,happine
The green checkered face Free versefood,happinessheart,heart
Play It Free verseinspirational,love,music,
Twilight's Fading Light Free verselife,nature
Marble in Columns on Green Coupletbrother,daughter,father,h
I Will Be Strong Free verseangst,husband,lossme,
The Beauty of Yore Free versenostalgia
Wandering Soul Free versehappiness,inspirational,n
Sunset on Galway Bay (Haiku No. 34) Haikuinspirational
TRANSFORMATION I do not know?allegory
If You Are Lonely Free verseinspirational,introspecti
Time Out Free versedepression,devotion,fanta
Winter Promise Free versenature
I Am..(Tagged by raul, now i'm tagging Elaine george). Free verseintrospectionbeautiful,be
Brown Sands Lyricintrospection,lifemystery
Dancing at a Temple Rhymedevotion,
DAYBREAK UP HIGH Free verseinspirational
Tea For Two Free verseintrospectionme,me,
Peak District United Kingdom Prose Poetryinspirational
PAPER I do not know?allegoryme,
NINE O'CLOCK Limerickfunny
Frozen Memories Tankaart
Summer's Voice Free verseseasons
Lazy Day Free verselife,nature
I Was Me Biolife,
The First Kiss or That Darn Ann Landers Lyricme,nostalgia,song,travel,
Crimsom Beauty Dramatic Monologueangst
Red Geraniums Free verse 
ZOO FRIGHT Limerickfunny
As I hid Monokumuse,
Three Messengers Narrativeanimals,faith,inspiration
Stretchy Neck Lyricanimals
A ROUND TUIT Shapefunny

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Debbie Guzzi United States Flag United States Read
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Michelle Mac Donald Canada Flag Canada Read
Charmaine Chircop Malta Flag Malta Read
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James Fraser United Kingdom Flag United Kingdom Read
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harry horsman Australia Flag Australia Read
Travis Tapley United States Flag United States Read
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Wilma Neels South Africa Flag South Africa Read
Rauwolfia Ra South Africa Flag South Africa Read
Sharon Tideswell United Kingdom Flag United Kingdom Read
Tahera Mannan India Flag India Read
Carol Fillmore Canada Flag Canada Read
Jerri Ward United States Flag United States Read
nette onclaud Philippines Flag Philippines Read
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kash poet India Flag India Read
Gwendolen Song United States Flag United States Read
Tony Lane United States Flag United States Read
jack horne United Kingdom Flag United Kingdom Read
gautami phookan India Flag India Read
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Cyndi MacMillan Canada Flag Canada Read
ilene bauer United States Flag United States Read
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elizabeth wesley Canada Flag Canada Read
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Matthew Anish United States Flag United States Read
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Lizzie Treetop Australia Flag Australia Read
Robert Ludden United States Flag United States Read
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Len Gasun Thailand Flag Thailand Read
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