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Are All Sports A Load of Balls

This is not a Sports Limerick ; For Jan's Limerick Contest .

My  Limerick  will not  mention  Sports .

Either pitches , golf courses  or  courts .

'Cept  cranky  old  farts

Who  like  playing  darts

With  no  fuss in a truss  of  supports .


Sorry guys , I just couldn't resist it !
Happy Christmas to all the talented writers here , and to those who passed comment on my "ramblings" . May your pens be sharp/witty and bountiful for 2016 
Sean .

Copyright © Sean Kelly | Year Posted 2015


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  1. Date: 11/29/2016 2:23:00 PM

    THANKS SO MUCH. I just got the books!!! Ok, a soupmail for you!!
  1. Date: 10/22/2016 8:46:00 PM

    SEan did you ever send me that email? I don't recall seeing it? I will check again. Maybe I already answered it?
  1. Date: 3/5/2016 7:28:00 PM

    haha. Way to parody the no sports rule. you are so good with limericks.
  1. Date: 3/4/2016 10:12:00 AM

    I was never much of a dart thrower, even back in athletic days! I love the limerick!
  1. Date: 2/5/2016 2:50:00 AM

    Sean, Congratulations on your wonderful limerick win. Love Linda
  1. Date: 1/31/2016 9:01:00 AM

    Sean, Fantastic! Congratulations on your win in the Limerick Contest!
  1. Date: 1/31/2016 3:27:00 AM

    Game on, Sean, i'll score you a one hundred and eighty. Well done. regards, Viv
  1. Date: 1/30/2016 12:55:00 PM

    yours was GREAT, Sean, big congrats on a well deserved win.
  1. Date: 1/30/2016 5:32:00 AM

    Very funny! Congrats on your win!!
  1. Date: 1/30/2016 3:24:00 AM

    Congrats on ur awesome winning limerick Sean!
  1. Date: 1/30/2016 2:30:00 AM

    Sean, Congrats on your LIMERICK win. ** SKAT **
  1. Date: 1/29/2016 6:19:00 PM

    OK I said no sport but hey this was amazing humour and I couldn't resist giving it a well deserved first place:-) congrats Sean this made me laugh out loud:-) hugs Jan xx
  1. Date: 12/25/2015 4:50:00 PM

    hahaha, Hope it places HIGH. Merry Xmas, Sean.