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Magic Beans

Magic beans,
are they good for our hearts?
Cause' the magic that comes from these little beans
seems to give us explosive farts.

There are ones that are silent but deadly
they could kill you.....I'm willing to bet
I don't mind the ones that are noisy and dry
but, I sure hate the ones that are wet.

Magic beans are in the air
just take a big whiff....you can tell
There is only one thing I would do to these beans
I would magically take out the smell.

Roger Horsch

Copyright © Roger Horsch | Year Posted 2015


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  1. Date: 7/3/2016 1:18:00 AM

  1. Date: 10/13/2015 9:18:00 PM

    oh my, here is a funny one I never saw of yours. I came here tonight to ask where you are. going through my list of fave poets and remembering the ones I have not seen in a long while!!
  1. Date: 3/22/2015 9:53:00 AM

    That's a nice one, Visti my profile too
  1. Date: 2/19/2015 10:51:00 PM

    Roger, nice win!
  1. Date: 2/16/2015 12:29:00 AM

    Roger, CONGRATULATIONS! A sweet Magic bean Win*** Love **SKAT
  1. Date: 2/14/2015 4:09:00 PM

    Congratulations on your win. Such a funny write, Roger. Blessings and Happy Valentine’s Day
  1. Date: 2/14/2015 10:41:00 AM

    Dropping back with my congrats Roger:-) Hugs Jan xx
  1. Date: 2/14/2015 2:50:00 AM

    Hello Roger, :) Congratulations, on your win. Stop by my latest blog or poem "50 shades of what?" if you'd like. Wishing you a Happy Valentine's Day, thank you for the Magic Beans Poem -Always & Forever- LINDA
  1. Date: 1/15/2015 11:21:00 PM

    taking a quick peek, and smiling. :) I promise, I only read the first line.. Magic beans. I will wait and read the rest when the contest comes to an end... always a friend.. LINDA
  1. Date: 1/14/2015 5:50:00 PM

    Good to see a new write from you Roger, hope you are doing well! Stay stinky and sweet :)
  1. Date: 1/14/2015 3:54:00 PM

    Blimey Roger... I hope I'm not sitting close to you in a library... I might get the blame. I dunno about being good for the heart, but they're good for a laugh, and that's what you gave me. Lindsay
  1. Date: 1/14/2015 3:52:00 PM

    Apparently they do have something now that you put in your underwear to diffuse the odor..How crazy is that? I laughed at your poem..Good job! BG
  1. Date: 1/14/2015 3:45:00 PM

    LOL very humourous - good luck in the contest:-) Hugs Jan xx