Lad Humpty Dumpty

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for  the 'Just For Giggles' Poetry Contest of  Michael Fulkerson

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When Humpty Dumpty was but a wee lad,
a nurturing and loving mom he had.
She told her son, “Stay out of the sun.
Whatever you do, my child, never run!”

“The sun,” said she, “will boil you hard inside,
and should you fall, on the ground you will get fried!
You are so fragile, dear son of mine.
Just stay inside, and you should do fine.”

A close call Humpty had when he was five.
He fell off a shelf, but managed to survive.
He landed on something soft with fur,
and then that something began to purr.

It was a cat that Humpty fell onto.
The cat rolled him like a toy, which cats love to do.
His mother saw this and she rescued him.
“Take care,” she warned. “Your future could be grim.”

You have to know that unlike other eggs,
Humpty dumpty was an egg with legs!
Too mischievous was he when mother was away.
When mom was gone, then the cats could play. 

They chased young Humpty all around the house.
They even taught him how to catch a mouse.
When his mom came home, he would be dartin’
back to the safety of his nicely cushioned carton.

Poor Humpty Dumpty felt so left alone
when his mother died. He was on his own.
He wandered out into the street and startled folks.
They wondered if eggs with legs had also yolks!

In the kingdom lived a prince who caught wind of
the walking egg, and Humpty he desired as a “pet” to love. 
The king had Humpty clothed. To all royalty’s surprise,
this walking egg also had a mouth, a nose and eyes.

Many days of fun and play the prince with Humpty spent.
Everywhere they went together was a big event.
Well, you all know the story of Humpty Dumpty’s fall.
It was huge, and that, my friends, was the end of it all.

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Date: 5/28/2025 6:05:00 PM
This was fun and so cute Andrea :)
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Date: 5/27/2025 5:11:00 PM
Had to click on this based on the title. Hilarious and cute. It's nice to know the back story. Well, it sounds like the poor little fragile guy had a fair amount of fun while it lasted.
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/27/2025 10:48:00 PM
I hope it is what the joke contest is looking for!
Date: 5/27/2025 3:35:00 PM
Andrea, I enjoyed your Humpty Dumpty tale. Creative and fun. Best of luck in the contest.
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/27/2025 10:49:00 PM
Thanks, Tania
Date: 5/27/2025 3:55:00 AM
Creative and now I am wondering if the Humpty Dumpty rhyme was about someone like the last few stanzas. I have heard or read that it was based on a true story. Thanks for sharing. Sara K
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/27/2025 6:29:00 AM
this is a joke poem but wow, i sure never heard that it was based on a true story!!
Date: 5/26/2025 2:37:00 PM
Poor lad, never had a yolk in his head...
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