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I'M HAVING A FART ATTACK


My cousin’s just earned his degree He majored in fartology Now he can impart What foods make me fart He’s obsessed by scatology I confessed that beans give me wind (It matters not if fresh or tinned) And onions and sprouts In any amounts cause farting that I can’t rescind The wind I produce is quite drastic as medics say my colon’s spastic my poor tummy swells I release foul smells I’m thankful my waistband ‘s elastic FICTIONAL POEM FOR FART-TASTIC CONTEST Sponsored by Chantelle Anne Cooke 09/15/21

Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2021

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Date: 9/17/2021 9:37:00 AM

You have blown the competition away with this entry! Aloha! Rico
Date: 9/17/2021 5:39:00 AM

Humourous ..... Enjoyed reading. God bless you.
Date: 9/17/2021 4:41:00 AM

- You're still wonderful ... :))) - Have a lovely weekend, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 9/17/2021 4:36:00 AM

Hilarious, Jan... Thanks for the laugh...
Date: 9/16/2021 7:41:00 PM

Brilliant Jan, love Lindsay’s reply, maybe you could go on tour with a Fartastical Musical… Belle :-) x
Date: 9/16/2021 5:42:00 PM

Hi jan.you should meet my wife,as long as I'm not there.lol.its brilliant, thanks for the laugh.take care.simon:):)
Date: 9/16/2021 5:26:00 PM

Hello Jan ... it won't be very long before you can fart the national anthem. Perhaps then you can enter Britain's Got Talent - Lindsay
Date: 9/16/2021 8:44:00 AM

Perfect for the contest, Jan. I see this at the top of the list. Chantelle will love it, I'll bet!
Date: 9/16/2021 3:58:00 AM

With a contest called "Fart-tastic", I KNEW you would heed that call and you did not disappoint!! Hilarious Jan!! Happy Thursday!
Date: 9/15/2021 10:13:00 PM

Awesome, missy
Date: 9/15/2021 6:10:00 PM

BOOM!!!!!!
Date: 9/15/2021 6:09:00 PM

Fun as always!

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