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I'M HAVING A FART ATTACK


My cousin’s just earned his degree
He majored in fartology
Now he can impart
What foods make me fart
He’s obsessed by scatology


I confessed that beans give me wind
(It matters not if fresh or tinned)
And onions and sprouts
In any amounts
cause farting that I can’t  rescind


The wind I produce is quite drastic 
as medics say my colon’s spastic
my poor tummy swells
I release foul smells
I’m thankful my waistband ‘s  elastic

FICTIONAL POEM FOR FART-TASTIC CONTEST

Sponsored by Chantelle Anne Cooke

09/15/21

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Rico Leffanta Date: 9/17/2021 9:37:00 AM You have blown the competition away with this entry! Aloha! Rico
PRATAP ROY Date: 9/17/2021 5:39:00 AM Humourous ..... Enjoyed reading. God bless you.
Sunshine Smile Date: 9/17/2021 4:41:00 AM - You're still wonderful ... :))) - Have a lovely weekend, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Supraja Kannan Date: 9/17/2021 4:36:00 AM Hilarious, Jan... Thanks for the laugh...
Belle Bellevue Date: 9/16/2021 7:41:00 PM Brilliant Jan, love Lindsay’s reply, maybe you could go on tour with a Fartastical Musical… Belle :-) x
Simon Hamill Date: 9/16/2021 5:42:00 PM Hi jan.you should meet my wife,as long as I'm not there.lol.its brilliant, thanks for the laugh.take care.simon:):)
Lindsay Laurie Date: 9/16/2021 5:26:00 PM Hello Jan ... it won't be very long before you can fart the national anthem. Perhaps then you can enter Britain's Got Talent - Lindsay
L MILTON HANKINS Date: 9/16/2021 8:44:00 AM Perfect for the contest, Jan. I see this at the top of the list. Chantelle will love it, I'll bet!
Mike Gentile Date: 9/16/2021 3:58:00 AM With a contest called "Fart-tastic", I KNEW you would heed that call and you did not disappoint!! Hilarious Jan!! Happy Thursday!
Eve Roper Date: 9/15/2021 10:13:00 PM Awesome, missy
Aram Sarian Date: 9/15/2021 6:10:00 PM BOOM!!!!!!
Kim Rodrigues Date: 9/15/2021 6:09:00 PM Fun as always!

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