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Poetry in motion




When Asher-Leigh made fudge smoothie
It’s not one that you’d want to see
It looked like baby pooh
That you’d flush down the loo
I’m certain it’s no drink for me!

A funny Limerick Contest

Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

06/03/22

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BJ Legros Kelley

Date: 9/24/2022 5:17:00 PM

Lol, you are so funny Jan!!! You really have me laughing out loud!!!!

Irfanulla Shariff

Date: 8/14/2022 4:04:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. Jan, very humorous limerick. Have a wonderful day!

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 8/11/2022 3:52:00 PM

I couldn't agree more!

Warren Doll

Date: 8/8/2022 7:01:00 AM

Jan, so clever and funny. congratulations on your win~ Waren

jack horne

Date: 7/18/2022 12:39:00 PM

LOL, great to see you're still writing your great limericks. I hope you & Hubby are doing well & keeping cool in this heat. Mum is much more confused - keeps asking when we're going home, where my gran or the dogs are etc.

Regina McIntosh

Date: 7/18/2022 11:56:00 AM

Missing you miss beautiful - inspired, delightful, friend... God bless you, Love, Gina

Eve Roper

Date: 7/14/2022 10:28:00 PM

hey girl , what you doing :)

SILPIKA KALITA

Date: 7/3/2022 1:24:00 PM

Congratulations on the wonderful win... Silpika

FJ Thomas

Date: 6/24/2022 12:13:00 PM

Hey are you okay over there Madame?

Eve Roper

Date: 6/22/2022 11:44:00 AM

Congratulations on your win in Tania’s contest, Jan, great limerick. Enjoy your day & God bless

harry horsman

Date: 6/22/2022 1:56:00 AM

So happy to have got here, Love fudge, never think of the colour, will now. Again another excellent Limerick from you....

Paul Callus

Date: 6/21/2022 2:47:00 AM

:) I'll 'drink' your Limerick, Jan, but will pass on the fudge smoothie :) Congratulations on your fine podium finish Hugs // paul

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/20/2022 7:07:00 PM

Yucky POOH! Congrats, Jan. Hope all is well. Out neighborhoods internet is down and I'm stuck on cell phone. Uggg

James Peranteau

Date: 6/20/2022 4:03:00 PM

i'd probably drink it if recommended by a trusted friend dear poet, yet i'd hide the napkin used to wipe the vestige from my lips...i'm certain it would look like used baby wipes...eek... ;) (((((claps))))) for the limerick many are lauding you for Jan... Have a great day...much love, james

Terry Flood

Date: 6/20/2022 2:42:00 AM

Congrats on your win with this lip smacking offering, Jan. Terry

Terry Miller

Date: 6/20/2022 12:31:00 AM

Congratulations, on your win, very funny limerick!

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 6/19/2022 1:12:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. Love your "Poetry in motion" write. Fudge smoothie may not look great, but taste great. Now I want one. Today, be blessed with your wonderful win...........

Joanna Feltham

Date: 6/19/2022 12:16:00 PM

I'm sure it looked worse than it tastes. :-) Great Limerick. congratulations on your winning placement.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 6/19/2022 6:43:00 AM

Jan, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute limerick!

JENNIFER PROXENOS

Date: 6/15/2022 9:11:00 AM

Hi Jan, hope you are feeling as right as rain. Depends on how we interpret the pic, could be minestrone soup, or a mix of dubious ingredients, needed to make the fudge, or even a magicians trick, maybe even baby poop, but if I were to judge, it looks somewhat suspect, should be dissected for one to inspect. Ha, ha ha, just awesome as always. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer

Terry Flood

Date: 6/13/2022 4:32:00 PM

Yikes… poetry in A motion… I love fudge but somehow… I think I’ll settle for a Pringle. Fun write, Jan. Terry

Simon Hamill

Date: 6/9/2022 4:54:00 PM

Hi Jan. Another great Limerick jan.this one Won't put a smear on your name.lol Your still crazy.good luck in comp. Take care.simon.:-):-)

Mike Gentile

Date: 6/8/2022 5:10:00 AM

I may never look at fudge the same way again Jan!!! Good one, Happy Wednesday xxoo

Gershon Wolf

Date: 6/6/2022 7:59:00 PM

Aw, no room in our hearts for baby poo?! ... Pardon me, while I retch... lol. Cute one, Jan. ~ Baby Poo, Winnie's kid

John Watt

Date: 6/5/2022 10:36:00 PM

Jan, I love this limerick from the heart of my bottom (oops, I meant the bottom of my heart). Hilarious, I smell a winner. Hugs ~ John

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 6/5/2022 12:18:00 AM

I can’t let this ruin my craving for chocolate, but it almost does. Lol Very good Jan. Blessings xxoo

Alexis Y.

Date: 6/4/2022 1:36:00 PM

Hi Jan, This is a good limerick for the contest. I echo want Jenna said. Best wishes in the the contest.Have a nice day and weekend:-) Alexis

Mark Koplin

Date: 6/4/2022 6:23:00 AM

Hard pass for me on this smoothie! Lol

Jenna Logan

Date: 6/4/2022 3:57:00 AM

I REALLY love chocolate, Jan, but I'm going to have to take a pass on this fudge smoothie! Lookin' pretty poopy.

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 6/3/2022 8:46:00 PM

LOL! Presentation matters!

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