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Deb J McNulty - all messages by user

3/27/2011 12:07:24 PM
Farting while you sleep. I have a friend who lived with a man for several years before marrying him, and now has been married to him for about 18 years (give or take a year or two). She will not "cut the cheese" in front of him, even after all these years. When she told me this, I laughed so hard I almost peed myself! I said to her, "So you think that he believes that you have never farted in all these years? What about when you sleep?" She got very indignant and refused to believe that she could possibly let one rip during the night. Well, I say if she's holding them in all the time she's with him, and they're always together, they're going to come out sometime!!! How he must laugh at her!! Or maybe he doesn't sleep; I don't know!! LOL
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