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Limerick Poems | Limerick Examples

Limerick Poems. Examples of Limericks and a list of new poems in the correct poetic form and technique. Share and read short, long, best, and famous Limerick poetry while accessing rules, format, types, and a comprehensive literary definition of a Limerick.

A limerick is a fun five-line form of poetry with a distinct AABBA rhyme scheme. Limerick poems are often funny or silly and have a strict meter, but there is more to a limerick. What is limerick in poetry (complete definition)?

Western Dummies
Western are real and true movies The Actors? they die, not stuffed dummies They use real guns And die with a bang ! They are paid? "over their dead bodies" !!!"...Read More
Categories: funny, hyperbole,
Form: Limerick



de Santis Teased
Fort Myers has not gone adrift Although everyone needs a lift With thumbs in the air They need a rideshare But FEMA has never been swift...Read More
Categories: environment,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member LINDA
LINDA A poetess named Linda Alice Fowler Chose the spirit animal owl for her avatar and muse, and who doesn’t worry ‘bout bird flu with all her power, no not this prowler True to herself and has keen intuition If she appears...Read More
Categories: humor, poetess, tribute,
Form: Limerick
Southern Cross
A young kangaroo pickpocket Got nabbed when she tried to hock it But Joey saw Sex in the raw And damned if he did not cock it!...Read More
Categories: humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Stairway to Heaven
My husband is four foot seven I stand at six foot eleven everything is cool he has a step stool it’s called the Stairway to Heaven...Read More
Categories: fun, funny, giggle, humor,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member That Crazy Orkan
There was a creative genius named Mork Crazy Orkan crossed a spoon with a fork He gazed at his invention Then at last broke the tension ...Read More
Categories: fantasy, fun, giggle, science
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Halloween Soup
A hungry Brit in a pot A grey-haired witch stirs it hot. We ask sir explain Why you don't complain, It's me for lunch or carrot....Read More
Categories: abuse, food, funny, giggle,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member I Popped Fred's Balloon
Fred's parrot learned 'Polly wants a cracker' Now Fred struts around town with a swagger ~ But I popped Fred's balloon Called his parrot,...Read More
Categories: bird, food, health, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Dismal Future
I know a woman in Birmingham Her marriage is a pitiful sham, She plays around She tries new ground, And gives it up, not giving a damn. Written October 2, 2022...Read More
Categories: adventure, lust, woman,
Form: Limerick
Heaven 2022
As soon as God lifted the veil An angel appeared beyond pale So bright lily white My toes curled in fright And even worse, she was a male!...Read More
Categories: humor,
Form: Limerick
Sobriquet
Long time ago, a pup was born The pup grew, eating a lot of corn. The red pup grew so big, bigger than Hagrid. We share the same name His was a fame, mine is just a flame ...Read More
Categories: dog,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Chupacabra
Chupacabra came in the night It gave everyone great fright Jack shouted a loud "Boo!” Chupacabra withdrew and hid in shadow out of sight....Read More
Categories: funny, giggle, humorous, scary,
Form: Limerick
Limerick 3
TATTOOS A maid from Malta tattooed her breasts, Of birds feeding the young in their nest; Her work family trembled With thrills assembled, They were so big popped out of her vest. **** OF IRON There was once a woman from...Read More
Categories: fun,
Form: Limerick
Limerick 2
WITCHPRECHAUN Once there was a tiny witch called Yvonne, She fell in love with a wee leprechaun; Changed her colours to green, Born a babychaun Irene, She became known as the witchprechaun. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Once there was a man called Shakespeare, Amongst other...Read More
Categories: fun,
Form: Limerick
Limerick 1
THE GIRL FROM UTAH The girl from Utah was named Honey, Had good body with the ears of a bunny; She ran out of money, Phoned her friend Sonny, Did not answer her his stomach was runny. THE TURKEY The turkey wanted...Read More
Categories: fun,
Form: Limerick

Specific Types of Limerick Poems

Read wonderful limerick poetry on the following sub-topics: birthday, christmas, dirty, dog, family, food, friends, funny, irish, kids, leprechaun, life, love, music, nature, rhyme, rude, saint patricks day, school, sports, war and more.

Definition | What is Limerick in Poetry?