Limerick Poems | Limerick Examples

I know her well, and she knows me too well, the way we two talk, the whole town can tell, ten years wed, fire she spits, drives me crazy, out of wits, how wedding cakes can change heaven to hell!...

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Laying out by the pool, Jules was caught wearing less than the rules said she aught She was asked by the cop why she'd cast off her top Her reply? "it's s July and I'm hot"...

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On a cruise, she danced wild on the deck, Slipped and flashed all the way to Quebec. The captain just stared, Then shyly declared, “Ma’am, this is not how we check for a wreck!” ...

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There was an old man from Fargo, With a wife whose name was Margo. They were quite the pair Neither had much hair They traveled the world with no cargo! ...

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You’re trying to hang tough But your ball is in the rough Don’t throw a fit Just think then hit Forget all that pro stuff ...

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I had a vain neighbor called Jimsmooth Opened on baywalk a fruit drink booth Bragging, he downed sweet stuff Till gummy gums got rough Sugar binge left him without a tooth!...

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My family joined a summer outing So excited for swimming and rafting Mom got our swim vests with suits Dad just brought his parachutes And kept eyes on us, flying and shouting. ...

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Hot Bikini Suzy bought a new bikini for Joe But the price she paid, he wouldn't want to know A sexy sheer suit, expensive, but cute She's hoping it soon makes his hot blood flow! Jaw dropping Martha liked to tan topless at the beach Soon her phone was ringing and out of reach She stood up to her dismay, her rack was now on...

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Lulled to slumber by humid summer breeze She dozed to sleep dreaming of chilly ease Plunging into swimming pool Oh, so delightfully cool Rising up, she woke herself with loud sneeze. ...

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How did it get to be July Same way I’m now seventy-five I never paid attention I’ve calendar-dementia Ought to repent while I’m alive ...

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Summer Funny Limerick Poetry Contest Tania Kitchin The heat of summer in his dad's car The son takes his date to gaze a star Lover's lane shines on so bright Two teenagers groins take flight It was Dad's Chevy's best years by far ...

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Have to get nicely tanned this summer, Jane thought her ultimate goal this year, Beach destination, Bikini fashion, All eyes be on her what does she care!...

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There once was a phantom phone caller Who rang numbers he hadn't oughta Some fell for his charms Some raised the alarm Now the caller finds he's in deep water. One day he rang someone that he knew Thinking that they hadn’t got a clue They knew who he was Sent for the police squad He got locked up as idiots do. Worse...

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Summer Winds Amidst strong winds, John was treading the road Carrying on his back a heavy load, It was a pitiful sight To brave the wind in such plight: When load fell down, it...

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Once a whale spent a day at the beach, eating one too many pies of peach. Became bloated in the sun, to a weight over a tonne, now has an itch she can't bend to reach...

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