Look I Am Popping Away
I love when we sit in the hot bright sun,
add some butter or we will get well done.
Sky and water of ice blue,
better than the dull store view.
Oh! look I am popping so I will run....
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Categories:
food, giggle, humor, sunshine,
Form: Limerick
Pam ScamI met my perfect husband in the gym,
He gently catered to my wildest whim.
My every mood
He understood -
Turned out I wed transgender Pam, not Tim.
But by the time the shocking truth sank in,
He/She/They went deep down under my skin.
Pam, I love you,
#Hashtag Me Too -
The true meaning of...
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Categories:
humorous,
Form: Limerick
Popping Pals Corny and Cheesy chilled by the sea,
Cracking crispy jokes beaming with glee.
Too hot in the sun,
Their kernels soon done -
Burst with a bang on a popping spree....
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Categories:
humorous,
Form: Limerick
Lady from BarbadosThere was a young lady from Barbados,
Who felt that the summer sea was a loss,
She spoke against beaches,
She called them time leeches,
Until one day her home was filled with dross.
July 6, 2025.
...
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Categories:
beach, humor, humorous, summer,
Form: Limerick
les RosbifsYay, the summer’s arrived, so they say
but in England, it’s here for one day;
we roast in the sun,
go rare to well-done;
spend the rest of the year in dismay....
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Categories:
humorous,
Form: Limerick
That bite of that cakeI know her well, and she knows me too well,
the way we two talk, the whole town can tell,
ten years wed, fire she spits,
drives me crazy, out of wits,
how wedding cakes can change heaven to hell!...
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Categories:
devotion, heaven, wedding,
Form: Limerick
Summer by the PoolLaying out by the pool, Jules was caught
wearing less than the rules said she aught
She was asked by the cop
why she'd cast off her top
Her reply? "it's s July and I'm hot"...
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Categories:
body, summer,
Form: Limerick
Decked Out on Deck Four
On a cruise, she danced wild on the deck,
Slipped and flashed all the way to Quebec.
The captain just stared,
Then shyly declared,
“Ma’am, this is not how we check for a wreck!”
...
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Categories:
fun, funny, hilarious, humor,
Form: Limerick
A Strange PairThere was an old man from Fargo,
With a wife whose name was Margo.
They were quite the pair
Neither had much hair
They traveled the world with no cargo!
...
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Categories:
fun, hair, humor, husband,
Form: Limerick
Amateur GolferYou’re trying to hang tough
But your ball is in the rough
Don’t throw a fit
Just think then hit
Forget all that pro stuff
...
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Categories:
anxiety, boy, golf, nature,
Form: Limerick
Sugary Summer
I had a vain neighbor called Jimsmooth
Opened on baywalk a fruit drink booth
Bragging, he downed sweet stuff
Till gummy gums got rough
Sugar binge left him without a tooth!...
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Categories:
funny, summer,
Form: Limerick
Riverside Summer Outing
My family joined a summer outing
So excited for swimming and rafting
Mom got our swim vests with suits
Dad just brought his parachutes
And kept eyes on us, flying and shouting.
...
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Categories:
summer,
Form: Limerick
Summer Bawdy LimericksHot Bikini
Suzy bought a new bikini for Joe
But the price she paid, he wouldn't want to know
A sexy sheer suit,
expensive, but cute
She's hoping it soon makes his hot blood flow!
Jaw dropping
Martha liked to tan topless at the beach
Soon her phone was ringing and out of reach
She stood up to her dismay,
her rack was now on...
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Categories:
fun, humor,
Form: Limerick
Summer Slumber
Lulled to slumber by humid summer breeze
She dozed to sleep dreaming of chilly ease
Plunging into swimming pool
Oh, so delightfully cool
Rising up, she woke herself with loud sneeze.
...
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Categories:
beach, dream, fun, humorous,
Form: Limerick
'Calendar-Dementia'
How did it get to be July
Same way I’m now seventy-five
I never paid attention
I’ve calendar-dementia
Ought to repent while I’m alive
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Categories:
health, prayer, time,
Form: Limerick
Specific Types of Limerick Poems
Read wonderful limerick poetry on the following sub-topics:
birthday, christmas, dirty, dog, family, food, friends, funny, irish, kids, leprechaun, life, love, music, nature, rhyme, rude, saint patricks day, school, sports, war
and more.
Definition | What is Limerick in Poetry?