Limerick Poems | Limerick Examples

STAN THE SQUIRREL In Texas, there lived a squirrel named Stan, with his six-gun, he defended the land. He challenged coyotes to duels, and outsmarted the local old fools, wielding justice with his special brand. With a hat made of leather, quite grand, he scampered...

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COUNTING SHEEP Mike the mouse tossed and turned in his bed with visions of furry sheep in his head but instead of sweet dreams he heard their loud screams as they chewed on his favorite bread. So if you can’t sleep, take a cue from Mike, his sheep, and all the ewes. Just laugh and don’t fret, You'll find no regret, For dreams can be...

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My auntie, who was on vacation Was lusting for fast fornication She met a well-hung guy But her foo-foo’s too dry She blurted, “It needs lubrication!” The fella, whose first name was Dick Said, “Stay put. I’ll be back real quick I’ll purchase sticky Jell-O ‘Twill turn your foof bright yellow But ensures my entry is slick!" The Jell-O lube worked really well Dick satisfied my...

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There once was a man who loved guns With women he hit no home runs He'd whip out his round And shoot it outbound While wishing to target their buns...

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My mummy’s made curls in my hair No spray tan for me, my skin’s fair I’m an English rose I’ll wear my best clothes The other girls don’t have a prayer! The beauty pageant is at three I apply make up carefully I’m certain to win As my Grandma Cyn Is judging the contest, tee hee! Image Prompt 2 ...

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What doesn't reflect happy styles? When people rely on their wiles With hearts in our work We won't have to smirk But wear an abundance of smiles ...

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Here is a man who sub-dues the com-mon, He rears an ar-my to keep a grim weap-on, He crafts bombs that scare, All types meant to tear, And kills in the streets till the dawn, on ...

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CHARLIE © 2025 Sara Etgen-Baker just for fun... There once was a bar named Charlie, whose sweetness was truly quite gnarly. With a crunch and a snap, in a candy-filled wrap, he danced in his package so snarly. But Charlie, you see, had a flaw. He'd melt in the sun—oh, the awe! ...

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THeir plan - in each oriface pour some Vaseline, KY and more... with rings of the bell they both had to yell, "Too greasy to open the door."...

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AI epoch is upon us, White collars, re-fix your focus, Take, if ye can, a clue, Time ticks from White to Blue, Do something, not to miss the bus. __________________ Limerick |10.07.2025| change, education, technology Note: The age of bookish knowledge is fast getting over. One has to develop unique edge in his specialization. White collars may beware. Deep insight in...

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Paranoia, a sly stealthy disease Fells men as tall and as massive as trees Tiny fears in their minds Unravel, leave behind The...

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There was a man with many hats, that lived in a house with many cats. When he went outside, the cats stayed inside. Hat choosing was driving him bats. One cat said, “he will be gone for the day.” Another one said, “with his hats we shall play.” A hat for each cat, no one to say scat. When he gets home the cats...

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A DAY ON THE BEACH CAN'T BE BEAT written for "Choose One Image Poetry Contest," Mystic Rose, sponsor Two ears of corn on the sand, With no sunscreen, they thought it was grand. They basked in the rays, In a golden haze, Till they popped like a snack, so unplanned! ...

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Gym goer hits the gym—me, A dumbell slipped wild and free, He fell on his mouth, A tooth out, a shrill shout, Oops! He realised—the gym hit me! This limerick is fiction...

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Corn couple lies in beach with bodies bare, smooth skin soaks in midday sun’s scorching glare. His lewd stare makes Miss Cob groan, heat bakes anger in her bone, kernels of sizzling words pop up in air. #1 ...

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