Limerick Poems. Examples of Limericks and a list of new poems in the correct poetic form and technique. Share and read short, long, best, and famous Limerick poetry while accessing rules, format, types, and a comprehensive literary definition of a Limerick.
A limerick is a fun five-line form of poetry with a distinct AABBA rhyme scheme. Limerick poems are often funny or silly and have a strict meter, but there is more to a limerick. What is limerick in poetry (complete definition)?
Rapper at the Summer Games
The summer Olympics in France
Send athletes to take their best chance
Snoop Dogg carried the torch
So games could be set forth
And rap make a global advance....
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Categories:
humor,
Form: Limerick
Beach babe - a little bawdy
Aunt Ethel loves sunbathing nude
Her wizened breasts clearly are viewed
Ethel’s aged ninety-nine
She says, “My boobs are fine
But plastic boobies look so crude”...
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Categories:
body, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Climate RangeGlobal warming’s at its full speed -
Bikini line seems to recede,
The trendy touch speaks
Volumes of bare cheeks -
The climate gets hotter indeed!...
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Categories:
humorous,
Form: Limerick
Look At What I Found
This summer sure is real hot
Look I just found the jackpot
Lots of cool water
I could be an otter
This pool is a big blue pot...
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Categories:
blue, children, fun, giggle,
Form: Limerick
PLEASED TO MEET YOUPLEASED TO MEET YOU
It’s nice to see you in the pool
The sight of your face makes me drool
You look quite delicious
My name is Narcissus.
Oh, it’s me, I do feel a fool
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Categories:
beauty, water,
Form: Limerick
Wee Willy BillyMy itty bitty brother Billy
Was sometimes funny sometimes silly
Tried to stand on his head
But got racked up instead
So now he has to ice his willy...
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Categories:
pain,
Form: Limerick
OVER-EXPOSUREOVER-EXPOSURE
An immodest young fellow called Dan
Sunbathed nude for an all-over tan
The neighbours complained
So he was arraigned
And he spent the next year in the can
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Categories:
summer, sun,
Form: Limerick
Head Boy
Live head-lice thrive on Peter's crown
Head's itchy it's making him frown
But young Peter's no fool
Dunks his head in the pool
He's hoping all the critters drown!
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Categories:
humorous, water,
Form: Limerick
Can-be Beach, Fourth of JulyDear, get me a cocktail, ... those fruity ones,
Me with no glasses, ... No miss, errs or runs,
saluting sounds of conscience
smoking fumes are obnoxious
he strayed, two sunbathed girls, "Dears, it's the guns."...
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Categories:
analogy, beach, holiday,
Form: Limerick
Pool FoolA witless young man named Abdul
one day dropped his phone in the pool.
With his face in the wet,
he could TikTok still get,
no need to dive in; he’s no fool!...
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Categories:
humor,
Form: Limerick
Lazy James
Young James always appears to be lazy.
Due to inertness, his mind gets hazy.
To the pool, he makes a tread.
Into it, he dips his head.
Losing his grip, he topples. How crazy!
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Categories:
crazy, fun,
Form: Limerick
PigeonOnce, when younger at the beach,
Dad bought us an ice cream each.
A pigeon, alert,
pooed on dad’s dessert;
no more it tasted of peach!...
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Categories:
animal,
Form: Limerick
Cruel SchoolBy that pool, where the shadows did rule,
A confused kid, thought he'd end it cruel,
He plunged his weary head,
With a heart capped of dread,
But recalled he has homework for school.
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Categories:
abuse, anger, anti bullying,
Form: Limerick
For My Eyes OnlyIn summer, I drag old bones to the beach.
High surf and bikini clad women teach
that, shining in the sun,
there are some kinds of fun
that are for me, not my eyes, out of reach....
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Categories:
fun, humor, summer,
Form: Limerick
Open Mouth SeasA whale’s open mouth, and its wide.
Young man’s open mouth; almost cried.
For seeing the risk,
Away, he does whisk.
The job,...
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Categories:
angst, animal, sea,
Form: Limerick
Specific Types of Limerick Poems
Read wonderful limerick poetry on the following sub-topics:
birthday, christmas, dirty, dog, family, food, friends, funny, irish, kids, leprechaun, life, love, music, nature, rhyme, rude, saint patricks day, school, sports, war
and more.
Definition | What is Limerick in Poetry?