Look at Yourself
Corpulence was once a sign of vast wealth
Although these days it’s a sign of poor health ~
Donald Trump may be obese
But...
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Categories:
giggle, health, money, relationship,
Form: Limerick
Pennsylvania's Governor's Economic Forecast
Since when did governors offer advice
on the NBA draft, teams just roll the dice
Josh Shapiro told ‘his team’
Ace Bailey’s low self-esteem
...
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Categories:
america, basketball, money, political,
Form: Limerick
The EelEric swam in a pool of dreams
Score and five years passed people's squeams
Contest of quick start
Conquest of brave heart
Standing strong with flag's tiny gleams...
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Categories:
courage, sports, summer, water,
Form: Limerick
Tiny Tim Becomes Musclebound Jim
We all knew a fellow named ‘Tiny Tim’
Fit as a fiddle, though extremely slim
Poor Tim had weakling muscles
And needed a side hustle
...
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Categories:
change, health, humor,
Form: Limerick
No Fear of Flying
The airline passenger loved to complain
Whenever it rained, he’d try to deplane
Pilot said, “Go ahead
You’re better off dead
...
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Categories:
adventure, bird, rain, silly,
Form: Limerick
Not a Bad Yolk
I once knew a real awkward sort of bloke
Who didn’t know how to tell a good joke
He would start out just fine
Then forget the punch line
...
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Categories:
food, funny, humor,
Form: Limerick
Owen the PheasantIn Memoriam: Owen the Pheasant
Lost at an auction in Vermont betwixt a first edition Anna Karenina and a bitter divorcée named Ruth.
There once was a pheasant named Owen,
whose plumage was splendid and showin’.
but a flatlander brute,
with a camo jumpsuit,
won him cheap—next to Tolstoy—unknowin’.
...
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Categories:
animal, funny, satire, social,
Form: Limerick
Street Entrepeneur
He sat on the corner his back quite bent,
each dollar he collected, he quickly spent.
His sign’s report,
He needed support,
His get up and go had got up and went.
...
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Categories:
drug, jobs, work,
Form: Limerick
Swirly Breezes
Swirly breezes are just what is needed
As sun continues to shine unheeded
Long they’re awaited
Anticipated
Gentle winds are to be celebrated....
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Categories:
earth, weather,
Form: Limerick
Euler's Identity
Raise e to the power of i
Then multiply i by a pi.
To all that, add one,
You'll see when you're done,
A zero will out of it fly....
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Categories:
fun, history, humor, math,
Form: Limerick
RIBSHe put his ribs on the grill
Trying to show off his cooking skill
But the flames were too high
Twas trying to reach the sky
But smoky knocked his grill down the hill...
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Categories:
holiday,
Form: Limerick
The Digits of Pi
The digits of pi are a squiggle
That never will cease but to wiggle.
It won't stay in place,
No pattern will trace,
It has a continuous giggle....
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Categories:
beauty, giggle, humor, math,
Form: Limerick
Igor needs a bigger lab XVSee the novel anti-Trump signs
Protestor created designs
Don can't compromise
And blurs truth with lies
But we author all the best lines...
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Categories:
art, history, horror, humanity,
Form: Limerick
Billy GoatThere is an old goat named Billy
who finds the altitude chilly
and with insufficient grippage
to prevent downhill slippage
may fall off the mountain but will he?...
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Categories:
animal, fun, humorous, silly,
Form: Limerick
June BugFlying crazed into the summer night
Diving, crashing — what a sight!
The people, they shriek;
Cover they seek,
Slapped in the face by one’s flight.
...
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Categories:
summer,
Form: Limerick
Specific Types of Limerick Poems
Read wonderful limerick poetry on the following sub-topics:
birthday, christmas, dirty, dog, family, food, friends, funny, irish, kids, leprechaun, life, love, music, nature, rhyme, rude, saint patricks day, school, sports, war
and more.
Definition | What is Limerick in Poetry?