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Limerick Poems | Examples of Limerick Poetry

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List of Limerick Poems

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Premium Member Poem Trump Really Recalcitrant James Horn Limerick allegory, analogy,
Premium Member Poem Trump Ate Seed To Impede James Horn Limerick allegory, analogy,
Premium Member Poem My Rear To My Ears Jack Ellison Limerick fantasy,
Premium Member Poem A Male Goddess Jack Ellison Limerick passion,
Premium Member Poem Best Version Of You Jack Ellison Limerick fun,
Premium Member Poem The Class Bully PAT Adams Limerick analogy, character, humor,
Premium Member Poem Running Rip Shod With Fraud James Horn Limerick allegory, analogy,
Premium Member Poem Waited for Sunset To Be Duplicated James Horn Limerick allegory, analogy,
Premium Member Poem Wedding Blues - American Style Gershon Wolf Limerick husband, marriage, wedding, wife,
Premium Member Poem Paronomasia is Fun Caren Krutsinger Limerick 4th grade, 5th grade,

Napoleon Blownapart
by Rico Leffanta
Jan went to Elba all alone
But carried her trusty iPhone
Napoleon was there
Fast asleep in his chair
Hark!  Jan's Whoopi Cushion ringtone!...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: hilarious, history,

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A Sweet and Puffy Profiterole'
by Caren Krutsinger
A sweet and puffy profiterole
Was served next to my warm dinner roll.
It was light and petite,
Filled with whipped cream so sweet.
Delightful to the tips of...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

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Pretty Betty
by Caren Krutsinger
Pretty Betty was pretty placid,
Until she smelled butyric acid.
She ran out of the lab,
And hailed herself a cab.
And did not stop until Lake Flaccid.
...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

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Selfish Sir
by Caren Krutsinger
Selfish Sir had a certain profligacy
To take advantage of plebians like me,
His pompous tastes were exquisite.
He drained us on each visit.
We had to eliminate him...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

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Stand Up Or Squat
by Jack Ellison


Why are women so appealing, what's all the fuss
Don't understand, they're all people just like us
Well sometimes they're not
Instead of standing they squat
That why us...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: rude,

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Apologies
by Jack Ellison


Apologies aren't easy, not everyone's blessed
The ability to say sorry, to forgive and forget
Makes life more happy
Though spats can be nasty
Remember the love and then...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: happiness,

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A Man On Crutches
by Jack Ellison


To the man on crutches in camouflage eating a bun
You stole my wallet... you can HIDE, but you can't RUN
Isn't that a bit insensitive
That's the...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: simile,

RIP'd Off
by Rico Leffanta
This world seems to have strummed the wrong chord
So I offered a prayer to the Lord
Will wars never cease
When we all want peace . ....

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: peace,

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A Lady Named Kate
by Maurice Rigoler

A lady who went by the name of Kate
considered herself prime sexual bait.
	I’m not too old, she said,
	to be reeled into bed –
because anything’s a...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: humor,

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Low-rent Tent
by Gershon Wolf
There was once a young man from Tashkent
Lost his job and couldn't pay the high rent
   His landlord was clear
   Pleas...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: home, money,

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To Help Us A-Grinning
by Jack Ellison


The sun doth shine, the world's still spinning
Nothing's so bad no need to go back to the beginning
We'll make it through
What else can we do
But...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: joy,

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Rolling Eyes
by Jack Ellison


I'm really sorry if I rolled my eyes out loud
Most likely a sign of displeasure, especially in a crowd
I try to keep them silent
Not a...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: fun,

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Trump Became Erotic Economist
by James Horn
Trump Became Erotic Economist

Trump soon became  an erotic economist;
Has added many more lies to his long list;
Does perturb,
And should curb;
Remove him from office is...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: allegory, analogy,

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Boobs In Back
by Jack Ellison


What if chickies had boobs in the back as well as the front
Hugging would last an eternity, can imagine twice the grunts
Hard to pry peeps...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: hilarious,

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She ignited a fire
by Gershon Wolf
A young lady named Peaches Love-Handles
Made love to a hot burning candle---
   She ignited a fire
   Began to perspire---
What she did...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: fire, humorous, sexy,

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Royal Watchers -Rentz
by Mark Toney
A lady from Rentz thought it neat
Hoping in London the prince to meet
He passed her that day
Looking the other way
She'll have to go back to...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: england, hope, humor, poetry,

Parish The Thought
by Rico Leffanta
In Llanbadarn-y-garreg, mid-Wales
There lives a preponderance of males
But Saint Padarn's church
Would never besmirch
Recitation of old fairy tails...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: humor, veterans day,

Killer Bees
by Rico Leffanta
The fragrant scent of a flower
Attracts killer bees by the hour
They all love to sting
About anything
They don't care if its sweet or sour!...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: garden, insect,

Presidential Response
by Rico Leffanta
Donald Trump appeared on the double
When Stormy was having some trouble
Her costume got caught
Where Trump gropes a lot
A little PR ick burst her bubble...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: political, storm,

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Trump Envious and Entertaining
by James Horn
Trump Envious and Entertaining

Trump is envious  and also entertaining,
But he will stay inside when it is raining;
French win,
Always divine;
Never see him working hard or...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: allegory, analogy,