Burlesque Poems | Examples of Burlesque Poetry

Now who entrusted an ugly octopus
with the pretty plaid pocketbook?

An eight arm six-finger crook
crawling up the vault wall
is such a dirty, filthy lucre look

Those pretty...

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"TO ME' US IS LIKE" 
WrittenBy: BillyMalloy

?TO ME' US IS LIKE?, that exact moment in time, when two glances meet and every lasting love is...

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saving beautiful ryan living in orwell state CCTV 02.09.18

disgusting absolutely
belongs in the gutter
needs to be in confinement solitary
in mouth melted butter.
not your first porky
probably won't...

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Little piggies in a hurry,
gotta run and catch that muddy dollar
As me rat race cheese-off,
peddling asphalt fumes of a 401k Harley

Punch-the-clock tired worker bees
drone alone...

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Pathological spit-steroid addict,
blame-shifting weightlifting fanatic
Decathlon cracked lip truth ... 
Jumping over another 
	high      cloudy crystal
	methane alibi 
aloof sprint hurdle 
Twisted...

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When Miss Doubtfire moved in
to their heart,
she entered dragon tail swinging
Plastered smiling walls of bachelor resistance
got knocked down
at every single candlelight date demolition

And as the...

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she sings and dances
and give the guys chances
she starts with glances
to let them know she will dance
yet some wish company
to make time and be too
she...

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You don’t wanna meet Joey Fatone 
He’s a Jersey Devil
with a Tasmanian attitude

Street whispers say, 
“Baby” is a notch below
asylum certifiable

A wise guy, gator gait...

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from the opera "Quadrosound!"

Posso Avere tua
Sorella incinta
allora ci spooseremo
Andare in cucina e scopare
la cagna
entra raella stanza e fai
l'amore con la tua donna
Bussare fino la signora...

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Capitol Hill lawmakers
busy be sound byte spinning
Graft siphon those sawbuck bills,
so succubus sly

Cheshire cat revenue takers,
queeny crooked smile grinning
Wink the incubus eye,
and nod about 
how...

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Ain’t nobody here, 
but us plucky chickens
Ghetto goose-stepping,
every fare-thee-well welfare day!

Ain’t nobody here,
but us unlucky chickens
Urban legend has it,
that we been KFC set free

Now ain’t...

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Loving you until now is hopeless
Feeling unnoticed is endless
By someone like you Im helpless
But I feel careless
You made me smile at your presence
And you made...

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“Robin Redbreast in a cage,”
So sweet this line from a bygone age!
 But now ‘tis not the heavens that rage;
‘tis Raging Ram who now holds...

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Kinky boots ... 
kicking naked truth
Stripped bare
down to the nightshade roots

Temptress gaze ... 
collecting laundered money 
off the dirty parquet

Her pay-for-play
get the tilted short cups
ice...

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Rancid lemon rope squeeze
around a rotten tomato neck tie,
crooked odor bow hanging out of place 
Acid reflux raisin tax bleed;
dripping spoiled, milquetoast lies
out a sour-twisted,...

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Temblando al borde de la locura
Tratando de encontrar un centro de gravedad 
Cortando mi circulación para hacer esta declaración 
sobre mi habilidad natural como reina...

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I heard life is as fragile as egg,
but it is to of a volcano.
Melted away in a twinkleforming solid amidst fumes.
••••
When you survive,
it is as...

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"The deficit model
as some would say is made to cheapen the value of something
that is of value to the mark who wants it.
the functional comparative,...

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her increasing wants ergeses me
to satisfy
the need for meat
I never ask why
the gravy sauces the plate
and covers the imperfections
of potatoes mashed to accompany the meat
this...

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It's the lovely smile you give me, 
it's the way you wink your eye, 
it's the laughing that's infectious,
it's your sadness when you cry. ...

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