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Categories:
art, humor, hyperbole, word
Form: Light Verse
Parents
My father is no conversationalist. For all practical
purposes he lives in the garage where he tinkers
with nuts and bolts, the lawnmower and the car.
My mother talks a lot. She lives on the telephone,
and, when not at her housework, buries her nose
in travel magazines that tout places exotic and far.
It’s crossed my mind many...
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Categories:
humor,
Form: Light Verse
The Ugliness of Reincarnation
And if there’s nothing left to come back to ...
shall we wander the aimless wasteland
as ghosts
along with the other extinctic creatures.
A barren planet of our making:
literally, Hell on Earth.
So, let us pray the Lord’s prayer
for a little intervention.
A little “on Earth as it is in Heaven.”
would...
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Categories:
lost, paradise,
Form: Light Verse
The Beauty of Reincarnation
It’s true,
You can’t take it with you
when you die.
So, what will be waiting for you
in the next life?
It’s only what we do now,
that will determine that.
So, make good choices for the future,
your life just may depend on it.
All our lives depend on it!
Ah, the...
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Categories:
freedom,
Form: Light Verse
feel'n uh lil' breeze girlie
Categories:
metaphor,
Form: Light Verse
Ain’t It The Truth
From womb to grave the light is brief,
our days are clogged with pain and grief;
there’s little time for tears or laughter,
and if that weren’t bad enough there’s a hereafter!
...
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Categories:
humor,
Form: Light Verse
again.
i'm staring at her
digit
that cute one
'tatch'd her mitt
that one she favorz
when i'm spy'n
where she'z press'n
i'm staring at her
...
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Categories:
appreciation, bible, blessing, education,
Form: Light Verse
Vanity and Vain
Vanity and Vain
The end is only a farce
The beginning is far away
There is only a vacuum
A hollow voidancy
Life is vain
A floating lily
hovering in futility
Seeking a transient haven
Settling my tomorrow today
...
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Categories:
deep, inspirational,
Form: Light Verse
You Be the Judge
Those crunchy flakes doped up with sugar
may be contributing to your odd behavior.
Take my advice, it’s not too late, if you’re able:
keep the poisons off the breakfast table –
what you’re eating, stupid, are cereal killers!...
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Categories:
humor,
Form: Light Verse
Doctors and Morticians
Doctors and morticians
do not exactly work in opposition.
The first do their best to keep you living;
the second do likewise but not breathing.
...
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Categories:
obituary,
Form: Light Verse
Just Desserts
Her sugar intake was phenomenal,
her blood index astronomical!
She had become a sugar freak,
three meals a day, seven days a week.
Her doctor’s warning she ignored,
his food suggestions had her bored.
Her pancreas, he pointed out,
was low on insulin, or just about.
Predicted she’d have to quit all
sugar or face an early burial.
Laughed it off as...
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Categories:
humor,
Form: Light Verse
Protect My HeartThe fight in which you can't understand,
As love proceeds to hold your hand,
On purpose with precision, precious in his eyes,
Keeping every ounce of you hidden protecting your heart inside,
Like a treasure to keep or a door to unlock,
A place to hide when the heart's had enough,
We live out this life with everyone knowing,
And yet forget...
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Categories:
beautiful, devotion,
Form: Light Verse
Ludicrous Logic
His logic was not the kind
that sprang from a sound mind.
To wit, he defined a catalyst
as a feline specialist;
and, by his logic (and now yours),
concluded that an analyst
must likewise be a specialist –
if you’re slow, don’t analyze this!...
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Categories:
humor,
Form: Light Verse
A No Cookbook Wife
She never was the kind of cook
who consulted a recipe book,
and he never complained but swallowed.
He ate with that habitual look
to the ER that always followed.
...
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Categories:
humor,
Form: Light Verse
The Perils of Adolescence
Soon after I reached adolescence,
my father gave me a brief advisory
on the pitfalls of feminine “geography”
based on his personal experience.
Dear boy, he began, if at all possible,
keep your eyes pure and blind to all
facets of a woman’s embodiment
in particular her two most prominent,
and unless you’re blind, I mean her breasts
more so if they...
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Categories:
analogy,
Form: Light Verse
Specific Types of Light Verse Poems
Read wonderful light verse poetry on the following sub-topics:
christmas, friends, funny, kids, love, music, nature, school, sports, whimsical
and more.
Definition | What is Light Verse in Poetry?