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Vogon Poetry is very, very bad poetry, considered to be the third worst in the universe, written by Vogons, who are a fictional alien race in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but there is more to vogon poetry. What is vogon in poetry (complete definition)?
the war of the countscreaming fryish in their
lyvish friars
oob noobschbu
your gandersalps! and nighfry
the gallant swurpenchraft
whoop hollar
victories of count oopenweir
and his lustful countehsee
gweniviere
when the jugg headed blastywhines
strode the sacred twimanors aisle
O quarterhorse
O moonshep
the clipshank whitebootz upon us!
on naught in...
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Categories:
nonsense,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Odio a yo¿Qué soy?
A veces oro, a veces plata.
Ojos que ven, ojos que analizan,
y me observan, tan perfeccionistas de lo imperfecto.
Pero, ¿qué puedo hacer?
Sin siquiera intentarlo, caigo.
Caigo en lo más profundo de mí misma,
porque no soy lo...
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Categories:
1st grade, beautiful,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Overrated virtues of cleaningOrgan-ize it
like some sort of sick
symphony
I suppose
though the latter half of my A&P
studies
suggest otherwise
working together in harmony
a kind of homeostasis, (it makes me
shudder to think of any living space being like that)
organ...ized
like...
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Categories:
allegory, horror, humor, satire,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Dust in My Heart
Three minuuts is all me’ve got
to fix sense of it, alles not.
Whutis time in tru sens of tings
wen you and mestart to zings
of lifinluv of all that is,
or izunt, in this heady quiz?
Life’ll livun tillit...
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Categories:
death, heart, language, mountains,
Form: Vogon Poetry
THE JOURNEYWe're all travelers
On a journey
Different destination
Running our race
Some compete
Others according to their own pace.
We venture
Then go for adventure
Creating memories
curious for knowledge
breaking records
Creating history without misery.
Destiny as been written
Stop over thinking
Know your fate amidst...
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Categories:
adventure, africa, creation, deep,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Details
Budding rose with fragrance of spring flowing through the crowded streetleaving a fresh flower scent behind and courage to continue this journey of mine, the fragrance of love surround the street and tears began to...
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Categories:
absence, bereavement, blessing, business,
Form: Vogon Poetry
The Ladder of Hope
I am burning in the sweltering heat
And it is just over a hundred degree
The sun is burning in my head
And a terrible pain is writhing in my neck
And water is springing up in my face
But...
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Categories:
america, beauty, books, business,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Vogon BikiniWakey, wakey, shakey, shakey, earth is quakey, quicky, quicky, git up head down feet up turn round, then do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, then turn your inside out -- Far Out!
Shakey,...
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Categories:
appreciation, humorous, meaningful,
Form: Vogon Poetry
forgivenessThe past is like a nightmare
Only tale's left for the ears of the dead!!!
dead man tale no tale
As eye are blind to see through the
The lenses Of tomorrow and what it...
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Categories:
bible,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Papers and Pens
___" Paper and Pens " . . .
She found paper and a pen,
then wrote down her feelings,
creating something amazing.
She got lost in writing,
or you could say, poetry....
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Categories:
adventure, art, friend, fun,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Summon Me I'll shall AppearI am the darkness that falls in to your dreams
The nightmare that last longer throughout the night
The catcher of fear to lock-up the soul
A snatcher of spirit through a night invitation ceremony
The only...
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Categories:
dark, poetry,
Form: Vogon Poetry
CatCH Fish I WHO C EYE-eye whom be eye vogon
I
C
eye whem am not catch fish
yet I catch fish, say the Kat fish
pole in hand
I am retooling
While! I am drooling
There is a constant stain in my brain
I am relion on...
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Categories:
adventure, allusion, analogy, anxiety,
Form: Vogon Poetry
WHAT HAPPENS TO DIRTY HUMANS ASC THE ALIENIST-WHAT HAPPENS TO DIRTY HUMANS ASC THE ALIENIST-
"What happens to the dirty humans, asj the alienist!
Blurring waters frum their cymmetry chest parts!
Shawlowed accumulation of gasS in the ear canal,
Enflated pretentious flatulence spouts...
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Categories:
absence, analogy, anxiety, cancer,
Form: Vogon Poetry
The SpeechlessO Luke o dare, Sad Truth Very Lucky
Kwick rape picker o thus boot passed away
O dare thus boot duck, wiggle
[Passport please ... okay you may go]
Will come two A merry car
Sew dishes A merry...
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Categories:
allusion, analogy, appreciation, character,
Form: Vogon Poetry
REVISTING VOGON- Heey! What' soul up freddled googlefort,
Thy salamanders burst of crust lavishes mee
See
The dawning flightiest of dis missive
Vogurest blight
As daunting flights winters height dawns the light
In the night
Planetary burg vogo by vogon
Vogon blight
A...
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Categories:
analogy, anxiety, appreciation, celebrity,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Specific Types of Vogon Poetry Poems
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