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Vogon Poetry is very, very bad poetry, considered to be the third worst in the universe, written by Vogons, who are a fictional alien race in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but there is more to vogon poetry. What is vogon in poetry (complete definition)?
Fartesimal FleebelyYou’re a yoddering snake of fake!
Feeble Farrell Farrelly!
I’d disembowel the bark of a tree of three
To rip out your organs and feed ‘em as fishery food!...
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Categories:
fun,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Twas the sea giant of zoding fustTwas in the waters, I waborn from flames and lust
Ripped from the stars and the zoding fust
Cast into the salty and swirlin mesty sea
Twas in the sky, I was as a cloud in...
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Categories:
anger,
Form: Vogon Poetry
FREEDOM MEANits ffeels good to be free
be what you like to be
have all kinds of friends
its not a sin
free to chip in
make life a better placee
good to meet a newfaces
not let...
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Categories:
adventure, appreciation,
Form: Vogon Poetry
OUR DAY HAS COMEit been ups and down
and around
keeping our feet on the ground
marching citis and town
some treated like clown
new song and sound
hard work from the past
song say free at last
and we...
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Categories:
adventure,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Loves Lost Time
A thunderous rumbling,
lightning flashing
all within my troubled brain,
I wander in a daze,
afraid of crashing.
The cause is plain,
I must see you again.
The passing years,
where each does live,
In joy and Sorrow,
and happiness spent,
Each with another,
who of themselves...
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Categories:
future, heart, lost love,
Form: Vogon Poetry
COUNT ON MEthis i won't you to no
as you go
will be by your side
world wide
so don't feel blue
wiill stand by you too
to me your heavenly
you can
COUNT ON ME
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Categories:
angel,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Esrever ni
Esraeh a ni ffo deluah, teop dlo
Esremmi did eh, erol tneicna ni
Esrow saw tahw tub, esimed sih etorw
Esrever ni tnemom eht dloterof
Esruc nogoV yldaed eht dehsaelnu
...
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Categories:
silly,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Vogon Elvish
Lo, ty mirthels cascahl ahvan soundrus
Tinkling, drancig, veyless othel clef en blish
Glimmish mare de propotel te groundus
Toosh da ligty mith ah gentish kish
...
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Categories:
sound,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Ya ondrous woundYa ondrous wound sis thift shoes dake,
mit olls ro sicely non e thongue.
Te thords weem sancient, ong lago,
E thears at thear hem thust me boung.
A yme rhin ound sis ill steserved,
Pra ifted shecho om fre...
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Categories:
sound,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Ro tairer feasThro song land anks thor fall e thish;
Fy morpoise pere his ow nulfilled.
Fespecially e thackerel:
Mes, yose tharticulary pilled.
Ne wall sheturn ro tairer feas;
Se wip flour ails, tand ave woodbye.
Gand ould shou yever ome cour ay,
Wease...
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Categories:
appreciation,
Form: Vogon Poetry
U R Z 1C, I M B-Z S A B
O, Y M I O-K 2 B
S B-Z, B-Z S A B?
4 I C, S, U R Z 1.
I C Y, S, U R 2 B
Z 1 2 B,...
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Categories:
silly,
Form: Vogon Poetry
edo nogovsdrow modnar
txet modnar
deppilf redro
dexev redro
tsal ot tsrif ton
tsrif ot tsal, on
tsrow eht era smeop vogon*!
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*sometimes, even vogons must make concessions......
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Categories:
word play,
Form: Vogon Poetry
LOST IN INNER SPACEagain the dawn is ugly around here
winter in the streets and in us installed
cold pupils stare into the void of eternity
the miniature elephants on the sideboard
fill this life thrown away
only insecure years await us
meaningless situations
soon...
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Categories:
emotions, surreal,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Schematize Science
Esteemed Mr. Elly reveres science
friendly, Aibohphobia undiagnosed
always studying, thinking constantly
Azotemic energy, breathing theories
ideas enlightened, eliciting fawning students
readily schematize and azotize
enjoying and debating
behavior – memetic.
ideas of mehitzas, encouraged
muddy ammocete gently...
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Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Vogon Poetry
NecrodoffGruesome as Judas cradle growl,
I dabble in gore thereby.
Everyday Norse hannibalish,
so my ribs outward,
exposed flesh, gangrenous.
I beg water, I chew my tongue
Schwedentrunk painful,
Junked, revealed, confessed to.
The immense crux pain,
till my stomach bloated up.
...
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Categories:
pain, violence,
Form: Vogon Poetry
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