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Vogon Poetry is very, very bad poetry, considered to be the third worst in the universe, written by Vogons, who are a fictional alien race in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but there is more to vogon poetry. What is vogon in poetry (complete definition)?
Vogon locolove"What is life but a succession of preludes to unwritten words . . . "
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nonsense,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Into the Vapenouz Woods of Voroznezh"Has solitude ever led your steps down a forest path . . . "
Quote by Constance La France
Into the vapenouz woods...
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Categories:
fantasy, word play,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Rumbles Goppy BlubberOnly full of jibber jabber
Blabbing rumbles goppy blubber
Chat so lots it seems a big ole sea
That bellows jiggles up the sunken ladder
Waterlogged a smullen button belly
Swollen tub of lardy squishy goo
If only spit out complitastic...
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Categories:
fun, nonsense,
Form: Vogon Poetry
the none affairThe none affair
The celebration ran into a Dogger bank that had
been trawled of fishy life and turned into windblown sand
of the endlessly repeated.
Take-away food and Portuguese soap triteness was
the name of the monotony....
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Categories:
absence, birth, birthday, faith,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Boo BeeUnder the creepy tree
Lies a haunted bee, living so free.
Comes around, goes around
In a shredded house buried underground.
No curse can cease the flying bee
No spell to quell a singing bee.
Full moon grows as werewolves howl
Shivering...
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Categories:
horror,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Kig an SorWhadidit usay?
A ale too far to sail on mar?
Ne’er too far for tha ner keday
And some kin jin us mestarar.
Neh join us there wit min an sord
to take dai in ur hansom handen.
We kanno come...
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Categories:
conflict, courage, fate, nonsense,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Fartesimal FleebelyYou’re a yoddering snake of fake!
Feeble Farrell Farrelly!
I’d disembowel the bark of a tree of three
To rip out your organs and feed ‘em as fishery food!...
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Categories:
fun,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Twas the sea giant of zoding fustTwas in the waters, I waborn from flames and lust
Ripped from the stars and the zoding fust
Cast into the salty and swirlin mesty sea
Twas in the sky, I was as a cloud in...
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Categories:
anger,
Form: Vogon Poetry
FREEDOM MEANits ffeels good to be free
be what you like to be
have all kinds of friends
its not a sin
free to chip in
make life a better placee
good to meet a newfaces
not let...
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Categories:
adventure, appreciation,
Form: Vogon Poetry
OUR DAY HAS COMEit been ups and down
and around
keeping our feet on the ground
marching citis and town
some treated like clown
new song and sound
hard work from the past
song say free at last
and we...
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Categories:
adventure,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Loves Lost Time
A thunderous rumbling,
lightning flashing
all within my troubled brain,
I wander in a daze,
afraid of crashing.
The cause is plain,
I must see you again.
The passing years,
where each does live,
In joy and Sorrow,
and happiness spent,
Each with another,
who of themselves...
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Categories:
future, heart, lost love,
Form: Vogon Poetry
COUNT ON MEthis i won't you to no
as you go
will be by your side
world wide
so don't feel blue
wiill stand by you too
to me your heavenly
you can
COUNT ON ME
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Categories:
angel,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Esrever ni
Esraeh a ni ffo deluah, teop dlo
Esremmi did eh, erol tneicna ni
Esrow saw tahw tub, esimed sih etorw
Esrever ni tnemom eht dloterof
Esruc nogoV yldaed eht dehsaelnu
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Categories:
silly,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Vogon Elvish
Lo, ty mirthels cascahl ahvan soundrus
Tinkling, drancig, veyless othel clef en blish
Glimmish mare de propotel te groundus
Toosh da ligty mith ah gentish kish
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Categories:
sound,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Ya ondrous woundYa ondrous wound sis thift shoes dake,
mit olls ro sicely non e thongue.
Te thords weem sancient, ong lago,
E thears at thear hem thust me boung.
A yme rhin ound sis ill steserved,
Pra ifted shecho om fre...
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Categories:
sound,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Specific Types of Vogon Poetry Poems
Definition | What is Vogon Poetry in Poetry?