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Vogon Poetry is very, very bad poetry, considered to be the third worst in the universe, written by Vogons, who are a fictional alien race in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but there is more to vogon poetry. What is vogon in poetry (complete definition)?

Vogon locolove
"What is life but a succession of preludes to unwritten words . . . " ...Read More
Categories: nonsense,
Form: Vogon Poetry



Premium Member Into the Vapenouz Woods of Voroznezh
"Has solitude ever led your steps down a forest path . . . "                              Quote by Constance La France Into the vapenouz woods...Read More
Categories: fantasy, word play,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Rumbles Goppy Blubber
Only full of jibber jabber Blabbing rumbles goppy blubber Chat so lots it seems a big ole sea That bellows jiggles up the sunken ladder Waterlogged a smullen button belly Swollen tub of lardy squishy goo If only spit out complitastic...Read More
Categories: fun, nonsense,
Form: Vogon Poetry
the none affair
The none affair The celebration ran into a Dogger bank that had been trawled of fishy life and turned into windblown sand of the endlessly repeated. Take-away food and Portuguese soap triteness was the name of the monotony....Read More
Categories: absence, birth, birthday, faith,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Boo Bee
Under the creepy tree Lies a haunted bee, living so free. Comes around, goes around In a shredded house buried underground. No curse can cease the flying bee No spell to quell a singing bee. Full moon grows as werewolves howl Shivering...Read More
Categories: horror,
Form: Vogon Poetry



Premium Member Kig an Sor
Whadidit usay? A ale too far to sail on mar? Ne’er too far for tha ner keday And some kin jin us mestarar. Neh join us there wit min an sord to take dai in ur hansom handen. We kanno come...Read More
Categories: conflict, courage, fate, nonsense,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Fartesimal Fleebely
You’re a yoddering snake of fake! Feeble Farrell Farrelly! I’d disembowel the bark of a tree of three To rip out your organs and feed ‘em as fishery food!...Read More
Categories: fun,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Twas the sea giant of zoding fust
Twas in the waters, I waborn from flames and lust Ripped from the stars and the zoding fust Cast into the salty and swirlin mesty sea Twas in the sky, I was as a cloud in...Read More
Categories: anger,
Form: Vogon Poetry
FREEDOM MEAN
its ffeels good to be free be what you like to be have all kinds of friends its not a sin free to chip in make life a better placee good to meet a newfaces not let...Read More
Categories: adventure, appreciation,
Form: Vogon Poetry
OUR DAY HAS COME
it been ups and down and around keeping our feet on the ground marching citis and town some treated like clown new song and sound hard work from the past song say free at last and we...Read More
Categories: adventure,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Loves Lost Time
A thunderous rumbling, lightning flashing all within my troubled brain, I wander in a daze, afraid of crashing. The cause is plain, I must see you again. The passing years, where each does live, In joy and Sorrow, and happiness spent, Each with another, who of themselves...Read More
Categories: future, heart, lost love,
Form: Vogon Poetry
COUNT ON ME
this i won't you to no as you go will be by your side world wide so don't feel blue wiill stand by you too to me your heavenly you can COUNT ON ME ...Read More
Categories: angel,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Esrever ni
Esraeh a ni ffo deluah, teop dlo Esremmi did eh, erol tneicna ni Esrow saw tahw tub, esimed sih etorw Esrever ni tnemom eht dloterof Esruc nogoV yldaed eht dehsaelnu ...Read More
Categories: silly,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Vogon Elvish
Lo, ty mirthels cascahl ahvan soundrus Tinkling, drancig, veyless othel clef en blish Glimmish mare de propotel te groundus Toosh da ligty mith ah gentish kish ...Read More
Categories: sound,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Ya ondrous wound
Ya ondrous wound sis thift shoes dake, mit olls ro sicely non e thongue. Te thords weem sancient, ong lago, E thears at thear hem thust me boung. A yme rhin ound sis ill steserved, Pra ifted shecho om fre...Read More
Categories: sound,
Form: Vogon Poetry

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